Zenith Bandersnatch

Quarter-priced soup on Tuesdays. Co-captain of Airship O'Reilly, home ship of meddling mercenaries, maniacal M.Ds and mutinous mechanics.

[whatshouldwecallclarinet]

When someone tells me I don't look sick...

[whatshouldwecallchronicillness]

[littlechristianthings]

[jacobinesque]

“I am a Christian.

You can ask for proof when I say the earth is ~7,000 years old. You can say I’m a bigot for thinking gay people are evil. You can get angry when I say that the bad things that happened to you happened to you for a reason.

But then I’ll say you’re persecuting me.”

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Captain's Log 1-8-2013

After terse negotiations and four hours of holding the mutinous mechanic's shovel at gunpoint, we have reached an uneasy truce.  Adie O'Reilly will retain captaincy on the condition that I am reinstated as well.  This should be fine so long as she doesn't hinder the 'operations' regarding the 'highly priced chattel' and just sticks to her 'boiler room antics.' Note to self: 'Highly priced chattel' is code for 'the ones who don't know they're hookers yet.' 'Boiler room antics' is code for 'I no longer care about the loud banging noises, where is my rum.' - Z