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Who would win?
Dante Sparda:
Vs
Alucard:
Both are at full power with no restrictions. All canonical and non canonical feats they did in their respective fandom will be knowledge.
No outside inferences. Just one on one battle.
Alucard Even if we don't take into account the powers, Alucard's been creatures for way longer then Dante, so he has the experience card.
Dante.
He's faced threats way more powerful than Alucard. And yes, it would take some time. But Dante would come away with the win.
I think I see this similar to the "Master Chief Vs Doom Guy" debate that went down a couple of months ago, that I don't really see a reason for them to fight. Dante isn't running rampant and killing indiscriminately, while Alucard isn't a demon and is arguably equally as human as Dante is.
I say this, because I don't think they would be able to kill one another easily, as they're geared to face very different foes, but unlike Master Chief and Doom Guy, I do think they would at least make an attempt when they first meet. Dante, because he's cocky and usually jumps at a foe before thinking and Alucard, because he wouldn't know if he's human or monster, without testing him out.
But if you twist my arm, I would give it Dante, since I'm pretty sure Alucard can't go full power without a direct command from his Master and he'd need at least that to best Dante, who usually fights hordes of demons at once, but not sure how he'd fare against the millions of souls inside Alucard.
2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.
1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.
Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.
You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.
2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will
Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.
Jim Carrey Grinch was right, he went to the festival in good faith and was tortured by the towns folk that was force feeding him, attacking him, and refusing to let him leave no matter how much he begged them to stop.
To be as fair as humanly possible, the force feeding and refusing to let him leave, is what I remember most about Christmas with my grandparent, but that is part and parcel of family in my case, so I can't say I agree there.
By "Attacking him", I'd assume you mean what the mayor did, basically rubbing past trauma in his face, that he and several others should be able to recall, was the reason he left town in the first place. jim Carrey Grinch was actually starting to have fun and enjoy at least some of the festivities, but it all came crashing down because of that idiot bringing it up and literally causing the following chaos and string of theft that followed.
2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.
1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.
Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.
You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.
2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will
Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.
how did integra think this would work out
integra: behold, your enemy
seras: uwu
Between offering her up as an entree to Vampires and having Alucard just walk through the walls, I think it was smart to "ease" them into how vampires can look and attack 🤣
Just the mental image of a thug going at May after they thought they disarmed her only to get a taser to the stomach out of nowhere is very pleasing
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We match, Pug
I’m Derpy Hooves xD
So Ganondorf, ever since you took the former Dark Elf Queen Olga Discordia, have the number of attempts on your life increased? If so, how do you go about punishing her?
(@shatteringloonarkrystals)
“Oh they have gone up quite a bit, actually.” The King responded with a smug smile of satisfaction, as the Queen of the Dark Elves was forced to bounce on his massive cock. Her proud visage was marred by a blindfold and O-ring gag, arms tied behind her back, only allowing her legs to piston all that bitch breaking meat into her, over and over again. The chain connecting her breasts rattled as she bounced, Ganondorf’s finger playfully tugging it whenever he wanted, the sound of her immodest moans music to his ears. "It appears that the fair Queen can't help but try and, ahem, "win her freedom". His smile only grew as he watched the poor whore begin to thrash around, another orgasm fast approaching.
But at the precipice, Ganondorf's eyes flashed, and the woman's pleasure was denied to her. Shivers of poorly masked delight quaked her body, until she resumed the motions as he gave her tits a slap. “She will not be allowed to feel the height of pleasure until I deign it. My mercy could come in an hours time, or in a week’s time, it is only for me to know, and for her to beg for.” The sadistic grin only grew as her longing dripped between her legs, a small pool emerging beneath his throne as her once proud second lapped up the mixture of her juices and his seed.
They all knew that her “assassination” attempts were never going to work, she just wanted nothing more than to be punished. She was his, in mind, in body, her heart was the last that he needed to break.
Lovely~!
Did you touch the timeline and did something wrong...? (Image from fnki reddit)
I think I threw up a little on this one.
Well THAT HAPPEND WHEN YOU FUCK WITH THE TIME!
This is not the timeline I want. No Cinder, never Cinder.
"Cindere"...
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It can be your OT3, or maybe your OT3+
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again
i drew this comic more than 10 years ago :) couldnt even tell u who i was thinking of now cuz i hardly remember… cant believe it resonated with so many people!!!
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Beloved composer Michael Salvatori has wiped Bungie from his personal website
This was NOT news I needed today-
Screw layoffs, they're the worst thing to exist.
Wonder how Michael took it?
【QRT of Destiny Bulletin (@DestinyBulletn):】
'🚨BREAKING: Michael Salvatori's website no longer includes any descriptions of his work at Bungie. Now says: "GONE FISHIN' :)"
http://michaelsalvatori.com/ https://t.co/WcjjjUjHGg'
Ohh... That says a lot...
Would May immediately date Jaune if it meant keeping his hoodie? Obviously Jaune would hugs give it to her since they are friends, but let us pretend that only those dating him can wear it for whatever reason.
This question is like asking a straight guy if they'd sleep with a man for ten grand.
And the answer to both is usually "I mean, I'd at least give it a shot."
What I imagine goes through May's head:
So, has Penny been given the Man and the Romba(aka, the birds and the bee's) talk yet?
Penny had a VERY extensive talk thanks to Nebula who wanted to help explain some of Ciel's certain... "quirks".
Penny afterwards: