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Howdy, I'm Green!
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Adult - Queer - Proud Freak!
♡PLUR♡
Keep reading for more info about me!
Oh waow its tumble :3
Hi 👋
“Cringe is dead” also applies to the people who like family guy or drag race or dubstep or marvel movies or country music
What showing my main f/o(s) to another selfshipper mutual that is in another franchise is like
Glamrock Freddy's life is so hard in FNAF...
(Based off @/sweepswoop’s comic)
This is a neutral post
Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.
spreading these occasionally would be nice…
As someone with major anxiety who can’t fucking stop themself from scrolling, i appreciate posts like this
Incest ships are delicious 😋🤤
accept shota
they’ve been working on a fucking prank on me since april i’m so goddamn indignant
tell them what the prank was, clare
so for fucking months now we’ve been saying we were going to watch Blade, because i’d never seen it, but somebody was always too tired or too busy, but tonight we decided fuck it, tomorrow’s ciaran’s friday, let’s watch Blade
the first 40 minutes or so pass with many a delighted exclamation. stan lee was credited & i’m told blade was a marvel property, which is news to me. i’m thoroughly enjoying myself. the cop familiar gets the shit beat out of him & tells blade to check the fridge. the wind roars as the scene transition fades to black.
in fades a helicopter. a man with long dark hair on crutches emerges from it. i do not immediately recognize the man, but from the crutches & the hair i immediately go “morbius??”
they assure me he isn’t morbius. i accept that they don’t want to admit he’s morbius for some reason (maybe they just don’t want me to think blade is in the mcu?) as the entirety of michael morbius’s backstory plays out on screen.
i repeatedly ask “okay but this is literally morbius right” and “why are you doing this” as it becomes increasingly clear that we are now, somehow, watching Morbius (2022). everyone continues to insist it’s Blade (1999) until finally i ask “how long were you planning this” and logan says “you wanna know how long” and gives me a screenshot
fucking months of me genuinely wanting to watch the movie Blade (1999) with my friends and they goddamn Blorbius me. I got Blorbiused.
forgot to add this last night, but here’s what the experience was like from the other side, taken from some messages i sent to a pal while it was happening:
some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F
Happy Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker Monday
great job everyone lets hit the showers
Not again
gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site
what the fuck happend?
Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad
"Co-workers" 🎯
Cute kitties