honey, honey, honey

you're the death of me, won't stop holding my hands down nepeta || 11 sw33ps || alterniamobile links

[b33k33per]

halware-exe‌:

I think it’s funny either way. You’re a martyr and a saint, thank you for your sacrifices. Also, what is it you do?

i can... move doom around, as a nebulous concept. death, illness, decay... so it’s kinda turned into a little psychopomp work, a little traveling apothecary shit

you know. what i can.

[b33k33per]

halware-exe‌:

Do take some time to rest and relax! Unsurprisingly, indeed. (LOL, buzzing.)

fuck, pun unintended i promise, that’s awful and i’ll try! god knows i am trying, but everyone n33ds some doom taken from them right now apparently. public service.

[b33k33per]

notes... visit... hal... asap

[b33k33per]

halware-exe‌:

I’ve been good; my body is finally coming along, especially now that Dirk is stuck inside. How have you been??

god, busy

unsurprisingly there’s a lot for a goddess of death and pestilence to do rn so i’ve been buzzing around like a fool

but i’m better now that i’m here! it’s good to s33 you <3

[b33k33per]

halware-exe‌:

You are always the troll that I want to see.

how have you b33n? i’ve missed you!

[b33k33per]

//Hal and B33 be like: weirdly genuine about game romance

[b33k33per]

8edevil replied to your post: i suddenly got the distinct impression i’m being...

oh fuck your mafia hus8and was talking a8out you

aww, our mafia romance is still going strong even when i go off to do unfortunate work stuff... i love him so much...

[b33k33per]

i suddenly got the distinct impression i’m being talked about???

[halware-exe]

B33!

[b33k33per]

hal!

[b33k33per]

i suddenly got the distinct impression i’m being talked about???

[b33k33per]

autoreporter-exe‌:

Absolutely wonderful now that you’re here, dear.

you’re absolutely precious, you know that?

[halware-exe]

The only time I feel emotions is when B33 comes online.

[b33k33per]

<3 at you too babe

it’s b33n forever how’ve you b33n

[orangeccreamsicles]

Follow me instead of Dirk.

[loveamongthesailors]

anybody wanna be friends with detriments? its like friends with benefits but instead of having sex i just do annoying shit like showing up at your house and smoking a joint in the bathroom when you really need to piss and trying to get you involved in multi level marketing schemes

[b33k33per]

also guess who, as a doom player, is immune to poison

[b33k33per]

i went out to buy a pair of triangle shades today

[b33k33per]

i used to kill people in this outfit sexy magician costume

[b33k33per]

i DO f33l the n33d to assert myself as the cute one now that i have a direct alt, thanks for asking

that is absolutely why my old ironic flarp costume