🕶 Albert Wesker as a Caregiver [DBD & RE HEADCANONS]
Been playing a lot of DBD lately and adore all of the Weskers I'm facing! I've yet to face a toxic one, surprisingly. Wesker players my beloveds ❤
Apologies if I get anything wrong. I'm not too well versed in old RE games [where Wesker was the main antagonist or...well....alive lol] so I apologize in advance for any mistakes.
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🎼 Wesker is a very manipulative man, valuing power and disliking ignorance. If he becomes your caregiver, you are very lucky. He understands how the mind works and that sometimes, it needs a break. He, too, requires a break despite his plans to wipe out humanity to his liking.
🎼 He thinks you're just as worthy as he is. Well...not really. While he sees everyone else as disposable, he sees you as something to protect rather than toss away. He believes you're pure.
🎼 He is not overly affectionate...where people can see. He is not fond of PDA. However, in private, he is doting.
A common activity is helping you with self-care. He knows how to style hair, funnily enough.
🎼 He can read you very well. He knows when you're feeling under the weather.
🎼 If you are ill or injured, you are not that way for very long.
🎼 In a way, Ouroboros keeps you safe as well. He is very quick to use it to his advantage if you're out of reach or about to fall.
🎼 He loves to play classical music during days off. Humming to Tchaikovsky as he makes food for the two of you is a common occurence.
🎼 He's had thoughts of injecting you with the Prototype Virus, but he can't risk possibly killing you, or the strain thinking you're not worthy of its gifts.
🎼 He is very regal. He loves manners, politeness and cleanliness. If you say a "please" and a "thank you", he will do whatever it is you ask.
🎼 Wesker's a powerful man. Godlike. Whatever you wish for will be yours, no matter what. It can be as small as a new stuffed animal, or someone to be killed. [Obviously you wouldn't wish for the latter, but if someone makes you feel uncomfortable...well. The latter certainly happens. You're just not the one wishing for it. He is.]
🎼 He is best for older regressors. While he'd love you regardless, being TOO young would be a little...difficult.
🎼 Heavily prefers the titles "father" and "papa".
🎼 He lets you wear his sunglasses sometimes. He has a million pairs of them hidden away anyway.
🎼 He likes it when you stare into his eyes, noting how strange yet pretty they look. It makes his ego grow.
🎼 He has more than 7 minutes to play with you. I promise.
🎼 He MIGHT let you touch his knife. He'll be holding it, obviously. But it's sleek and shiny...why wouldn't you want to marvel over his favourite blade? [He only lets you look at it after that, though.]
🎼 He will keep you safe at all costs, but he does make sure you know what to do in case you're in danger. His lifestyle isn't the safest.
🎼 He finds it precious when you question him about his work and Ouroboros. Albeit he keeps the more gorey details private.
🎼 Chris has no idea that you exist, and Wesker plans to keep it that way.
🎼 He tells you stories about Birkin. The tame ones, of course.
🎼 Pet names for you include "darling", "dearest", and "my dear".
🎼 He does not like the Entity, and because of this, he will defy her whenever possible. An example of this is letting you live during trials.
However, the Entity can make the survivors look like anybody that has wronged the killers, so Entity will make you look like Chris or Claire if you're spared far too many times.
🎼 He is excellent during trials, but will let you mind game him or outrun him. He will also purposefully miss his attacks.
🎼 He will let you wiggle out of his grasp. It makes you giggle.
🎼 Threatens the other killers if they're rough with you. Especially Legion.
🎼 He allows you to sit with him on the killer's side.
🎼 If you're also a killer, he encourages you to do your best, and he assures you that he will not be merciful to the survivors if they gave you a hard time.
🎼 He enjoys Blight the most. He gets reminded of Birkin, for some reason...
🎼 Absolutely despises it when the both of you become blighted. He's insulted. The blight cannot compare to the greatness of Ouroboros...
🎼 He becomes more than confused when Hunk and Birkin are somehow brought to the Fog, but he's happy nonetheless. He introduces you to them.
🎼 He always asks if Chris and Claire treat you well while you're near the campfire. He wants to make sure they aren't being rude to you to get back at him.
🎼 Becomes more than furious when you become part of the Void. You've been killed, and brought back to be tortured some more. [Albeit he does love your eyes. They became a bright shade of blue.]
He'll get you both out of there. No matter what it takes.
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