I'm gonna bogle for the glotch

Hi I'm Abby and I hate going out to eat and I am lonely and I have no boobs. I hate it when they put bits of fruit in yogurt.

[kylorendered]

*sips champagne* *blows a kiss to the sky* I hope Adam Driver has a happy New Years.

[holdingontoyoufordearlife]

“KNOTTY PINE!”

Kate McKinnon does Jessica Lange in American Horror Story

[blu-iv]

That’s comedy

[passivites]

Instagram user Patrix15 explores San Francisco’s candy-colored houses.

[dogluvr]

[2000ish]

who remembers the naked brothers band?

[fire-withi-n]

[14bux]

This is what the Sims see

[chuuzus]

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

[j6]

I can’t believe all these bops were released in the same year

[australianpikachu]

We’re old

[fullmetalfisting]

Some of these songs came out 40 years ago and some of them came out 5 years ago

[thetenderpassion]

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Put this in the history books

[nevermythologized]

tati starting and ending james charles’ career is the youtube equivalent of your mom saying “i brought you into this world and i can take you out”

[shane-has-friends]

[episodechooseyourpregnant]

Episode: Choose your apology

[dare-i-say-asexual]

did y'all hear about what happened with j*mes chortles

[inmybagathaharkness]

[mcuasvines]

Steve Rogers wielding Mjolnir: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[jokerasylum91]

Sexual Orientation

Brie Larson saying “Hey Peter Parker”

[imposterogers]

an underrated scene in endgame was when gamora met quill and was like ‘this is the guy I ended up w??’ & nebula goes ‘it was either him or a tree’, which is so funny especially considering the implication that groot was deemed more dateable than drax lmaoooo

[rodrickheffeley]

Me, sitting in the theatre thinking that the man on the bench is pre serum Steve:

[child-of-illuvitar]

Being overly dramatic runs in the family.