Peter Parker

He/him, based on the little heros au!

[baby-web-boy]

hi!!!!

I’m Peter Parker, but you may know me as ✨Spiderman✨

I’m six years old, 3ft 5inches tall (I know this because Tony told me 😌)

What I will post:

My adventures with my friend Wade

The weird stuff that happens in the tower

Cool science stuff!

Uhhh yeah :3

(hi! Mod here, this is based on the little heros au, and I’ll be doing a lot of posting with @the-yellow-boxes-said-yes )

[d-adpool]

hi

@baby-web-boy

IM YOUR DAD NOW

@spidey-dad i caught another spider this one's tiny

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Bitch I was gonna keep this one!

[d-adpool]

a kid can have multiple dads, homophobe

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

HOMOPHOBE?!

[d-adpool]

or maybe youre like those bible ladies who think you have to cut the kid in half to share it

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Bold of you. If I stepped into a church I’d burst into flames.

[d-adpool]

i went into a church recently and uhhh. i can't actually remember what happened. @s4int0fs1nn3rs do you? remember? what happened?

[baby-web-boy]

…do I not get this because I’m jewish or…?

[baby-web-boy]

Hello adorable boy! I used to follow your adventures every day a long time ago! (PixlezQ's blog when it was updating.) Glad to see you're around again! How do you like tumblr?

I love it!! Everyone’s been so nice.

(mod here! This isnt an official account for pixlezQ’s blog, fyi :3)

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

hi I am so sorry for my friend Wade he’s annoying but loveable

@baby-web-boy

How many unsupervised children are running around here?

[baby-web-boy]

so far just me and @the-yellow-boxes-said-yes

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Yall need parents. Where are your parents?

[baby-web-boy]

…

ummm….

possibly

dead?

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

hi I am so sorry for my friend Wade he’s annoying but loveable

@baby-web-boy

How many unsupervised children are running around here?

[baby-web-boy]

so far just me and @the-yellow-boxes-said-yes

[baby-web-boy]

@the-yellow-boxes-said-yes why do I smell burning