Baby Machine Captions

Inspired by other preggo "caption" blogs. Photos are grabbed at random from various sources. If any infringement occurs, it was not intentional- contact me and I'll take it down. Blog is NSFW 18+ ONLY

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I haven't made any of these in a while, but I should get back into it.

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"It's a matter of great urgency to the PDM and the nation that we raise the birth rate even higher in the new year. Parliament has made it clear that the cornerstone of our prosperity both today and tomorrow are our citizens, and so we must press gently but firmly that more of our women heed the call of motherhood. The PDM stands ready to help reduce or eliminate any obstacles that stand between our women and their rightful, natural duties of bearing children. Help is always available, and we will continue to work tirelessly to help every woman reach her full potential."

-Christopher Moss, Director of Public Policy, Population Development Ministry

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"The PDM is working to reframe the way that some women still view pregnancy- that it is a "burden" or "obstacle," rather than the amazing joy of creating new life that it is. When one gives up on selfish perspectives and ambitions like 'school' and 'jobs' and focus instead on what's really important- growing and birthing more wonderful babies, they live their happiest life! It's not what's out in the world around you that's important- it's what's inside of you that counts! Get pregnant, and stay pregnant."

-Hunter Morrow, Communications Director, Population Development Ministry

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"The simple truth is, that across all of our surveys, research, and data collection- the results have always been the same. Women are happiest when they are pregnant, and sharing their body with their baby. They are at their most beautiful when they are pregnant, with the majority of respondents agreeing that 'pregnant housewife' is their ideal partner. The Population Development Ministry will sweeten this by offering greater incentives for our women to heed the call, and become the beautiful mothers they are meant to be."

Hunter Morrow, Communications Director, Population Development Ministry

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"Breeding and growing the next generation is a beautiful and wonderful thing for any woman to undertake, and the PDM is excited to help all of our women reach their full potential. Why be pregnant with one baby when you can have two, three, or perhaps more? Why settle for modest growth when bigger is possible? As we all know, when it comes to babies, bigger is always better! Be the best mother you can be by being the biggest mother you can be. Breed. Grow."

-Maggie "Major Mother" Belvin, Population Development Spokeswoman, TV host of "Mother's Moment" and "Fertile Foods: Cooking for Two."

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Random Ramble!

I'm gonna ramble about AI. Nothing important, keep on scrolling.

So I'm on the fence with AI art- on one hand I really don't like it as it's edging out real artists and the idea that cheap AI mills will likely be the future of mainstream entertainment is deeply depressing. But, on the flipside, for my unique "niche" on the internet here, I kinda like the AI generate preggo stuff. There are a few making this stuff (@gravidasomnia springs to mind) and it looks mighty good. In a way, I like that more. I mean, I like all the pictures I've captioned over the years across this and the previous accounts, but at the end of the day they are photos of real people, and I tend to think most wouldn't want me putting my particular spin on their stuff. With the AI stuff, it's just a random computer generated image, so there's no "person" connected with it. I don't know, maybe I'm the only creator who had any "reservations" (probably not the right word in this context) about this, but I do feel better when it's not a "real" person getting the PDM treatment.

I don't know, maybe I'm going on about nothing. See, told ya you should have kept scrolling!

-BMC

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"It's an almost magical thing that women can create new life inside of themselves, and it would be a shame not to when everyone benefits from it. Growing babies is a wonderful privilege, one that every woman should be empowered to enjoy to the fullest." -Collin Wake, Population Development Ministry Administrator, Whistlemoor Center.

Happy New Year! -BMC

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"The more our women give in order to have more babies, the more they get back in a multitude of ways. A simple life of having babies is what they are made for, and we must do our best as a society to provide that for them in return. Our Ministry works continuously to find new ways to remove barriers to pregnancy and motherhood so that all women can put their wombs to work!" -Hunter Morrow, Communications Director, Population Development Ministry

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Do you have a Twitter or Insta? I wanna follow you everywhere you post so you know you’re appreciated by women everywhere.

I don't actually! This blog is all that I do for the captions end of things.

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Sorry for the tiny text, but I got carried away with this one.

I really like the idea that at some point a woman crosses a threshold where she becomes "more" than just "a pregnant lady" and instead "is pregnant" as a state of being. After that realization, clothes become more of a hindrance than anything.

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"The idea that a woman today should have to "work" in the same context as a man is as ridiculous now as it has ever been across all of history, and we at the PDM are pleased that society is coming to see it that way. A woman's role is natural and obvious at a glance- her "job" is to remain in the home, serving her husband and children, and tending to their home. As Parliament moves to expand family development credits to our male workforce, we hope to further incentivize everyone to see things from our rational, logical perspective. Our goal is to improve the lives of our women; and what could improve their lives more than providing them the means to do what they were always meant to do? "

-Christopher Moss, Director of Public Policy, Population Development Ministry

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"Billions are spent every year trying to convince women that they 'aren't beautiful' if they don't buy the right makeup, follow the right diet, wear their hair the 'right' way, buy the most fashionable clothes and so forth. We at the PDM have our work cut out for us to overcome this obstacle, and reveal the truth that we all know. It is clear to see that the true means to improve any woman's beauty is for her to become pregnant. It's only natural, and we at the PDM stand ready to support her from the moment she makes her choice to become what nature intends for her. We will not win over every woman, and certainly not all at once- but in time we hope we can sway many- even most- that they needn't worry about becoming "beautiful" in other ways when truly enhanced beauty is well within their reach." - Hunter Morrow, Communications Director, Population Development Ministry

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How do we feel about mandatory natural birth for all of our babymaking slaves

I guess in universe the average woman would be sequestered at home, likely with minimal education and clothing, tending to the house and children pretty much exclusively. Giving birth at home would be the normal and natural thing, so I don't know that it would even need to be mandated- that's just what they would do for not knowing anything else, or necessity... the babies will come when they're ready!

I suppose the one thing you 'might' want could be a midwife or doctor, but they can come to the house if really needed. With the PDM pushing programs producing physically bigger, more birth-centered women overall I don't know how often that sort of thing would even be needed.

I suppose the biggest question is where and how do you want her to give birth? Bed? Birthing pool? Tub? Birthing ball? Something else? The options are practically endless!

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Some ideas for the PDM to consider for MtF Transwomen

Uterus & Ovaries 3d printed with cloned cells

Trans Women forfeit their Men's Rights when they transition from Men to Transwomen

Transwomen getting Cloned Wombs installed being mandatory, but keeping or removing their original male genitalia is their choice

Transwoman that choose to keep their male genitals, must report to have their male seed milked to provide sperm for sperm banks (so that other women that don't have a man handy can still breed)

Your thoughts???

This is a subject that comes up quite a bit, and everyone has their own ideas of how to go about integrating trans people into this fantasy setting- and I want to be clear I 100% support whatever your preferred variant of this is. I don't see the PDM world as having a set "canon" and I welcome everyone to take the idea and run with it however they like regardless of how I feel about it or see it. Disclaimer out of the way, here's my take.

A mutual and I had discussed a variety of scenarios and methods by which a man would want to (and then could) become a woman that is then roped into a PDM program. I know some are more drawn to the "advanced science" angle of getting it done, while others were more drawn to more magical or less invasive methods. A brief list for your perusal:

-Gender inversion at the genetic level, again either via science or magic. -A "fly" style scenario where a man and woman are either body swapped or exchange genders. We'd worked out how you could have two chambers to do that, and all the ways that too could go wrong. -A device (described in the chat like an MRI machine) where the guy is "dunked" into an alternate reality or exposed to inter-dimensional forces which changes their gender to match their gender in another parallel universe. -A cursed object that's been purposefully utilized to turn men into women. -etc.

Again, there's no right or wrong way about it, but the sheer number of people who have asked about it and talked about it with me behind the scenes (open invite to you all, my chat is wide open) tells me there's plenty of room to play with the mechanics of this further, and a lot of ways one could fit it into the PDM universe.

I'm certain that the PDM, on their ruthless mission to increase the birth rates at all costs, wouldn't care where/how/from whom the babies came. As long as they keep coming, they're satisfied.

As for the "futa" elements I don't really have a strong opinion either way. I don't mind it, but it doesn't really do anything for me personally. Again, if anyone wants to write/create that in the universe, the whole concept and universe is fair game. Always has been, always will be. Same goes for mpreg, hyperpreg, berrypreg, etc. I may not make it, but you absolutely can.

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There's something very attractive about a woman who chooses what she really wants instead of what everyone else thinks she should want. A lifetime of babies and bliss sounds like a good choice to me!

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What's better for a world of breeders? Skinny girls with giant bellies, or big fat girls with giant bellies?

I don't think the PDM would care either way. I'm personally cool with either. Big belly good!

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Perhaps the PDM could also work to develop scientific advances to change the birth ratio of boys-to-girls. Perhaps pills or dietary supplements or something. In a generation or so, every man will be able to experience the feeling of coming home every day to a house with three or four naked women, all of whom with swollen bellies which he is responsible for.

I can see that being especially workable as the PDM pushes the idea that women somehow "choose" to be women while developing in utero to help push their pro-pregnancy agenda. Assuming they had some means to do it, they'd definitely want to skew it hard to women, like 1 in 3 births are male. Maybe harder depending on the desired result- 1 in 10 would produce rather dramatic results where one man might be responsible for quite a few women. Could be pretty neat!