Jonah Magnus , Age 14 @babypipemurder - Tumblr Blog

[A message from an unknown number]

Heya! Are you (Cookie Run Kingdom user)?

@echo-echo-victory

Yeah, why?

Do you play too?

Yeah, I'm Echo_Echo! You're very hard to beat on the leaderboard. Anyways I was wondering if I could join your guild?

Maybe.

But you have to prove yourself first.

I don't let people join for free you know.

You want my team stats? I'll send those over. And! I get on every single day. Not much else to do around here.

Wonderful.

But I want to see you in battle.

You wanna do an arena battle? Well you'd have to friend me for that, and the teams aren't even the same. Or do you want my current guild battles?

Arena battle works.

I'll friend you then.

If you insist, but I'll warn you I won't win. Not all of us are whales y'know

[friend request sent]

[he accepts.]

It's your strategy, your style of fighting that matters more to me.

In Kingdom Arena? It's pretty much just following the meta and knowing what teams beat what. Strategy is more useful for cake tower.

True.

But still.

[he starts a battle]

Go for it man. I'll send you my team stats.

[Images sent containing the power stats for each cookie on red velvet dragon]

[Meanwhile in the kingdom Arena battle, Echo is on the lower half of Grandmaster two. He defeats their team, but their team knocked out three cookies first.]

Not bad.

I like the team, you just need to power it up more, and attach better stuff for it.

I'm attaching the best stuff I have, I'm not made of money. Besides, if I started the match I bet I could beat you.

Then start one.

I'm excited to see your bravado destroyed.

[A couple minutes later, a video is sent. It's of their teams going up against each other. This time Echo wins. Although something seems off about how one of the cookies is moving.]

Did you modify that footage?

Nope! That's my raw strength! Anyways, here's the stats for giant water machine dude and living abyss.

.. interesting.

Can I see your most recent arena event rankings?

Uhhh you mean my arena rank? I'm at #79, you saw. For guild arena? My current guild got to grandmaster three but I'm carrying the whole thing, that's the problem.

Pathetic.

You should be higher.

In what? What ranks are your guildmates at then? How many points are they getting you?

...

[embarrassingly, he didn't have anyone in his guild.

He hasn't deemed anyone worthy yet]

Didn't think so. I can see you only have one person in your guild you know, and it's still incredibly high ranking for that! But if you let me join, I could get you even more points. Even if it's not as many as you get, that's just semantics.

[he knew there was something off about them but he wasn't going to comment on it anymore.

After all, maybe that could be in his favour]

Fine.

You can join.

[he invites them]

[They accept and immediately change their cookie representative to Mystic Flour cookie]

Woohoo! Hopefully we can get into the top rankings ;)

I can assure you we will.

If you don't, I'll kick you out.

[A message from an unknown number]

Heya! Are you (Cookie Run Kingdom user)?

@echo-echo-victory

Yeah, why?

Do you play too?

Yeah, I'm Echo_Echo! You're very hard to beat on the leaderboard. Anyways I was wondering if I could join your guild?

Maybe.

But you have to prove yourself first.

I don't let people join for free you know.

You want my team stats? I'll send those over. And! I get on every single day. Not much else to do around here.

Wonderful.

But I want to see you in battle.

You wanna do an arena battle? Well you'd have to friend me for that, and the teams aren't even the same. Or do you want my current guild battles?

Arena battle works.

I'll friend you then.

If you insist, but I'll warn you I won't win. Not all of us are whales y'know

[friend request sent]

[he accepts.]

It's your strategy, your style of fighting that matters more to me.

In Kingdom Arena? It's pretty much just following the meta and knowing what teams beat what. Strategy is more useful for cake tower.

True.

But still.

[he starts a battle]

Go for it man. I'll send you my team stats.

[Images sent containing the power stats for each cookie on red velvet dragon]

[Meanwhile in the kingdom Arena battle, Echo is on the lower half of Grandmaster two. He defeats their team, but their team knocked out three cookies first.]

Not bad.

I like the team, you just need to power it up more, and attach better stuff for it.

I'm attaching the best stuff I have, I'm not made of money. Besides, if I started the match I bet I could beat you.

Then start one.

I'm excited to see your bravado destroyed.

[A couple minutes later, a video is sent. It's of their teams going up against each other. This time Echo wins. Although something seems off about how one of the cookies is moving.]

Did you modify that footage?

Nope! That's my raw strength! Anyways, here's the stats for giant water machine dude and living abyss.

.. interesting.

Can I see your most recent arena event rankings?

Uhhh you mean my arena rank? I'm at #79, you saw. For guild arena? My current guild got to grandmaster three but I'm carrying the whole thing, that's the problem.

Pathetic.

You should be higher.

In what? What ranks are your guildmates at then? How many points are they getting you?

...

[embarrassingly, he didn't have anyone in his guild.

He hasn't deemed anyone worthy yet]

[he knew there was something off about them but he wasn't going to comment on it anymore.

After all, maybe that could be in his favour]

Fine.

You can join.

[he invites them]

[A message from an unknown number]

Heya! Are you (Cookie Run Kingdom user)?

@echo-echo-victory

Yeah, why?

Do you play too?

Yeah, I'm Echo_Echo! You're very hard to beat on the leaderboard. Anyways I was wondering if I could join your guild?

Maybe.

But you have to prove yourself first.

I don't let people join for free you know.

You want my team stats? I'll send those over. And! I get on every single day. Not much else to do around here.

Wonderful.

But I want to see you in battle.

You wanna do an arena battle? Well you'd have to friend me for that, and the teams aren't even the same. Or do you want my current guild battles?

Arena battle works.

I'll friend you then.

If you insist, but I'll warn you I won't win. Not all of us are whales y'know

[friend request sent]

[he accepts.]

It's your strategy, your style of fighting that matters more to me.

In Kingdom Arena? It's pretty much just following the meta and knowing what teams beat what. Strategy is more useful for cake tower.

True.

But still.

[he starts a battle]

Go for it man. I'll send you my team stats.

[Images sent containing the power stats for each cookie on red velvet dragon]

[Meanwhile in the kingdom Arena battle, Echo is on the lower half of Grandmaster two. He defeats their team, but their team knocked out three cookies first.]

Not bad.

I like the team, you just need to power it up more, and attach better stuff for it.

I'm attaching the best stuff I have, I'm not made of money. Besides, if I started the match I bet I could beat you.

Then start one.

I'm excited to see your bravado destroyed.

[A couple minutes later, a video is sent. It's of their teams going up against each other. This time Echo wins. Although something seems off about how one of the cookies is moving.]

Did you modify that footage?

Nope! That's my raw strength! Anyways, here's the stats for giant water machine dude and living abyss.

.. interesting.

Can I see your most recent arena event rankings?

Uhhh you mean my arena rank? I'm at #79, you saw. For guild arena? My current guild got to grandmaster three but I'm carrying the whole thing, that's the problem.

Pathetic.

You should be higher.

In what? What ranks are your guildmates at then? How many points are they getting you?

...

[embarrassingly, he didn't have anyone in his guild.

He hasn't deemed anyone worthy yet]

[A message from an unknown number]

Heya! Are you (Cookie Run Kingdom user)?

@echo-echo-victory

Yeah, why?

Do you play too?

Yeah, I'm Echo_Echo! You're very hard to beat on the leaderboard. Anyways I was wondering if I could join your guild?

Maybe.

But you have to prove yourself first.

I don't let people join for free you know.

You want my team stats? I'll send those over. And! I get on every single day. Not much else to do around here.

Wonderful.

But I want to see you in battle.

You wanna do an arena battle? Well you'd have to friend me for that, and the teams aren't even the same. Or do you want my current guild battles?

Arena battle works.

I'll friend you then.

If you insist, but I'll warn you I won't win. Not all of us are whales y'know

[friend request sent]

[he accepts.]

It's your strategy, your style of fighting that matters more to me.

In Kingdom Arena? It's pretty much just following the meta and knowing what teams beat what. Strategy is more useful for cake tower.

True.

But still.

[he starts a battle]

Go for it man. I'll send you my team stats.

[Images sent containing the power stats for each cookie on red velvet dragon]

[Meanwhile in the kingdom Arena battle, Echo is on the lower half of Grandmaster two. He defeats their team, but their team knocked out three cookies first.]

Not bad.

I like the team, you just need to power it up more, and attach better stuff for it.

I'm attaching the best stuff I have, I'm not made of money. Besides, if I started the match I bet I could beat you.

Then start one.

I'm excited to see your bravado destroyed.

[A couple minutes later, a video is sent. It's of their teams going up against each other. This time Echo wins. Although something seems off about how one of the cookies is moving.]

Did you modify that footage?

Nope! That's my raw strength! Anyways, here's the stats for giant water machine dude and living abyss.

.. interesting.

Can I see your most recent arena event rankings?

Uhhh you mean my arena rank? I'm at #79, you saw. For guild arena? My current guild got to grandmaster three but I'm carrying the whole thing, that's the problem.

#//sorry I haven't played crk in a while lol

Pathetic.

You should be higher.

[A message from an unknown number]

Heya! Are you (Cookie Run Kingdom user)?

@echo-echo-victory

Yeah, why?

Do you play too?

Yeah, I'm Echo_Echo! You're very hard to beat on the leaderboard. Anyways I was wondering if I could join your guild?

Maybe.

But you have to prove yourself first.

I don't let people join for free you know.

You want my team stats? I'll send those over. And! I get on every single day. Not much else to do around here.

Wonderful.

But I want to see you in battle.

You wanna do an arena battle? Well you'd have to friend me for that, and the teams aren't even the same. Or do you want my current guild battles?

Arena battle works.

I'll friend you then.

If you insist, but I'll warn you I won't win. Not all of us are whales y'know

[friend request sent]

[he accepts.]

It's your strategy, your style of fighting that matters more to me.

In Kingdom Arena? It's pretty much just following the meta and knowing what teams beat what. Strategy is more useful for cake tower.

True.

But still.

[he starts a battle]

Go for it man. I'll send you my team stats.

[Images sent containing the power stats for each cookie on red velvet dragon]

[Meanwhile in the kingdom Arena battle, Echo is on the lower half of Grandmaster two. He defeats their team, but their team knocked out three cookies first.]

Not bad.

I like the team, you just need to power it up more, and attach better stuff for it.

I'm attaching the best stuff I have, I'm not made of money. Besides, if I started the match I bet I could beat you.

Then start one.

I'm excited to see your bravado destroyed.

[A couple minutes later, a video is sent. It's of their teams going up against each other. This time Echo wins. Although something seems off about how one of the cookies is moving.]

Did you modify that footage?

Nope! That's my raw strength! Anyways, here's the stats for giant water machine dude and living abyss.

.. interesting.

Can I see your most recent arena event rankings?

[A message from an unknown number]

Heya! Are you (Cookie Run Kingdom user)?

@echo-echo-victory

Yeah, why?

Do you play too?

Yeah, I'm Echo_Echo! You're very hard to beat on the leaderboard. Anyways I was wondering if I could join your guild?

Maybe.

But you have to prove yourself first.

I don't let people join for free you know.

You want my team stats? I'll send those over. And! I get on every single day. Not much else to do around here.

Wonderful.

But I want to see you in battle.

You wanna do an arena battle? Well you'd have to friend me for that, and the teams aren't even the same. Or do you want my current guild battles?

Arena battle works.

I'll friend you then.

If you insist, but I'll warn you I won't win. Not all of us are whales y'know

[friend request sent]

[he accepts.]

It's your strategy, your style of fighting that matters more to me.

In Kingdom Arena? It's pretty much just following the meta and knowing what teams beat what. Strategy is more useful for cake tower.

True.

But still.

[he starts a battle]

Go for it man. I'll send you my team stats.

[Images sent containing the power stats for each cookie on red velvet dragon]

[Meanwhile in the kingdom Arena battle, Echo is on the lower half of Grandmaster two. He defeats their team, but their team knocked out three cookies first.]

Not bad.

I like the team, you just need to power it up more, and attach better stuff for it.

I'm attaching the best stuff I have, I'm not made of money. Besides, if I started the match I bet I could beat you.

Then start one.

I'm excited to see your bravado destroyed.

[A couple minutes later, a video is sent. It's of their teams going up against each other. This time Echo wins. Although something seems off about how one of the cookies is moving.]

Did you modify that footage?

[A message from an unknown number]

Heya! Are you (Cookie Run Kingdom user)?

@echo-echo-victory

Yeah, why?

Do you play too?

Yeah, I'm Echo_Echo! You're very hard to beat on the leaderboard. Anyways I was wondering if I could join your guild?

Maybe.

But you have to prove yourself first.

I don't let people join for free you know.

You want my team stats? I'll send those over. And! I get on every single day. Not much else to do around here.

Wonderful.

But I want to see you in battle.

You wanna do an arena battle? Well you'd have to friend me for that, and the teams aren't even the same. Or do you want my current guild battles?

Arena battle works.

I'll friend you then.

If you insist, but I'll warn you I won't win. Not all of us are whales y'know

[friend request sent]

[he accepts.]

It's your strategy, your style of fighting that matters more to me.

In Kingdom Arena? It's pretty much just following the meta and knowing what teams beat what. Strategy is more useful for cake tower.

True.

But still.

[he starts a battle]

Go for it man. I'll send you my team stats.

[Images sent containing the power stats for each cookie on red velvet dragon]

[Meanwhile in the kingdom Arena battle, Echo is on the lower half of Grandmaster two. He defeats their team, but their team knocked out three cookies first.]

Not bad.

I like the team, you just need to power it up more, and attach better stuff for it.

I'm attaching the best stuff I have, I'm not made of money. Besides, if I started the match I bet I could beat you.

Then start one.

I'm excited to see your bravado destroyed.

[A message from an unknown number]

Heya! Are you (Cookie Run Kingdom user)?

@echo-echo-victory

Yeah, why?

Do you play too?

Yeah, I'm Echo_Echo! You're very hard to beat on the leaderboard. Anyways I was wondering if I could join your guild?

Maybe.

But you have to prove yourself first.

I don't let people join for free you know.

You want my team stats? I'll send those over. And! I get on every single day. Not much else to do around here.

Wonderful.

But I want to see you in battle.

You wanna do an arena battle? Well you'd have to friend me for that, and the teams aren't even the same. Or do you want my current guild battles?

Arena battle works.

I'll friend you then.

If you insist, but I'll warn you I won't win. Not all of us are whales y'know

[friend request sent]

[he accepts.]

It's your strategy, your style of fighting that matters more to me.

In Kingdom Arena? It's pretty much just following the meta and knowing what teams beat what. Strategy is more useful for cake tower.

True.

But still.

[he starts a battle]

Go for it man. I'll send you my team stats.

[Images sent containing the power stats for each cookie on red velvet dragon]

[Meanwhile in the kingdom Arena battle, Echo is on the lower half of Grandmaster two. He defeats their team, but their team knocked out three cookies first.]

Not bad.

I like the team, you just need to power it up more, and attach better stuff for it.

[A message from an unknown number]

Heya! Are you (Cookie Run Kingdom user)?

@echo-echo-victory

Yeah, why?

Do you play too?

Yeah, I'm Echo_Echo! You're very hard to beat on the leaderboard. Anyways I was wondering if I could join your guild?

Maybe.

But you have to prove yourself first.

I don't let people join for free you know.

You want my team stats? I'll send those over. And! I get on every single day. Not much else to do around here.

Wonderful.

But I want to see you in battle.

You wanna do an arena battle? Well you'd have to friend me for that, and the teams aren't even the same. Or do you want my current guild battles?

Arena battle works.

I'll friend you then.

If you insist, but I'll warn you I won't win. Not all of us are whales y'know

[friend request sent]

[he accepts.]

It's your strategy, your style of fighting that matters more to me.

In Kingdom Arena? It's pretty much just following the meta and knowing what teams beat what. Strategy is more useful for cake tower.

True.

But still.

[he starts a battle]

[A message from an unknown number]

Heya! Are you (Cookie Run Kingdom user)?

@echo-echo-victory

Yeah, why?

Do you play too?

Yeah, I'm Echo_Echo! You're very hard to beat on the leaderboard. Anyways I was wondering if I could join your guild?

Maybe.

But you have to prove yourself first.

I don't let people join for free you know.

You want my team stats? I'll send those over. And! I get on every single day. Not much else to do around here.

Wonderful.

But I want to see you in battle.

You wanna do an arena battle? Well you'd have to friend me for that, and the teams aren't even the same. Or do you want my current guild battles?

Arena battle works.

I'll friend you then.

If you insist, but I'll warn you I won't win. Not all of us are whales y'know

[friend request sent]

[he accepts.]

It's your strategy, your style of fighting that matters more to me.

[A message from an unknown number]

Heya! Are you (Cookie Run Kingdom user)?

@echo-echo-victory

Yeah, why?

Do you play too?

Yeah, I'm Echo_Echo! You're very hard to beat on the leaderboard. Anyways I was wondering if I could join your guild?

Maybe.

But you have to prove yourself first.

I don't let people join for free you know.

You want my team stats? I'll send those over. And! I get on every single day. Not much else to do around here.

Wonderful.

But I want to see you in battle.

You wanna do an arena battle? Well you'd have to friend me for that, and the teams aren't even the same. Or do you want my current guild battles?

Arena battle works.

I'll friend you then.

[A message from an unknown number]

Heya! Are you (Cookie Run Kingdom user)?

@echo-echo-victory

Yeah, why?

Do you play too?

Yeah, I'm Echo_Echo! You're very hard to beat on the leaderboard. Anyways I was wondering if I could join your guild?

Maybe.

But you have to prove yourself first.

I don't let people join for free you know.

You want my team stats? I'll send those over. And! I get on every single day. Not much else to do around here.

Wonderful.

But I want to see you in battle.

[A message from an unknown number]

Heya! Are you (Cookie Run Kingdom user)?

@echo-echo-victory

Yeah, why?

Do you play too?

Yeah, I'm Echo_Echo! You're very hard to beat on the leaderboard. Anyways I was wondering if I could join your guild?

#jonah magnus #tma rp #unreality #tma rp blog #tma roleplay #start post

Maybe.

But you have to prove yourself first.

I don't let people join for free you know.

[A message from an unknown number]

Heya! Are you (Cookie Run Kingdom user)?

@echo-echo-victory

Yeah, why?

Do you play too?

[Shadows around jonah seemed to shift and get dragged towards a stranger in a black trench coat]

@the-key-to-bernadette

Shit-

Show yourself.

[The shadows shifted into eyes and the figure turned to look at Jonah]

Tell me who you are.

[B E R N A D E T T E they signed, the letters appearing around them as they did so]

Why are you here?

Just walking

[They signed. Somthing told him this was a lie...]

I know you're lying.

[They tilted their head. The shadows all merged in their own shadow]

I dont lie.

You just did.

I can tell.

Force of habbit. Im a performer. Its second nature

[The smiled with a shrug]

Tell me the truth now.

I dont know why im here

[Their smiled didnt falter and they pulled a pack of cards out of their jacket and began to shuffle them]

Why do anything if there's no reason for doing it?

[They did a shuffle that looked like magic before signing with one hand]

Its better than doing nothing

Is it though?

At least doing nothing has a purpose. Figuring out what you will do next.

Thats what I do when walking

[They smiled and did a cool looking shuffle]

So there is a reason for you walking around.

I guess there is

[They smiled and their shadow broke apart into a bunch of shadow puppet looking rabbits and started running around]

W-

What did you just do?

[They glanced behind them and sighed]

Shadows just move sometimes.

[They tried to get the bunnies back into one shadow]

I thought you could control them.

[They tried to get the bunnies back into kne shadow and gave jonah a sometimes gesture. It looked quite silly]

...this is pathetic.

[They flipped him off and his shadow copied them]

Rude.

I was just offering my commentary.

Rude comments get rude reactions

[They signed after they got the rabbits together back into one shadow]

I wasn't being rude, just telling the truth.

[they dramatically rolled their eyes]

Just trust me on this, okay?

[They sighed and Nodded with a look that said "Fiinneee."]

Wonderful.

I love the enthusiasm.

[They smiled a bit and gave him a thumbs up]

Oh come on.

Pretend this is the best thing in your simple little life.

Simple?

[They looked slightly offended by this]

Yeah.

Obviously.

How so?

[They raised an eyebrow]

You're barely an avatar.

[they had a blank look for a few moments before they smiled and got their card deck once more. They spread the cards in a fan shape and gave him a look that told him to take one]

[he takes one. A jack of hearts.]

What are we doing?

[their smile widened and the entire world around them went dark]

Ah-

Shit-

Can you not.

[Nothing. He was just stuck in darkness]

Get me out of here. Now.

[The shadows began to swirl around Jonah as dark creatures of began moving towards him]

[he pulls out his gun and blindly shoots]

[He shot somthing and the shadows faded as the binding light of the real world appearedand jonah was back]

Good.

Finally.

[he puts his gun away]

[Bernadette turns and walks away from, holding their bleeding shoulder]

Shit-

[He didn't think that would actually hit]

I'm so sorry-

[They glanced at him and their shadow shifted into a monster]

...

[he starts backing away]

[They turned into an allyway and dissapeared into the darkness]

[Shadows around jonah seemed to shift and get dragged towards a stranger in a black trench coat]

@the-key-to-bernadette

Shit-

Show yourself.

[The shadows shifted into eyes and the figure turned to look at Jonah]

Tell me who you are.

[B E R N A D E T T E they signed, the letters appearing around them as they did so]

Why are you here?

Just walking

[They signed. Somthing told him this was a lie...]

I know you're lying.

[They tilted their head. The shadows all merged in their own shadow]

I dont lie.

You just did.

I can tell.

Force of habbit. Im a performer. Its second nature

[The smiled with a shrug]

Tell me the truth now.

I dont know why im here

[Their smiled didnt falter and they pulled a pack of cards out of their jacket and began to shuffle them]

Why do anything if there's no reason for doing it?

[They did a shuffle that looked like magic before signing with one hand]

Its better than doing nothing

Is it though?

At least doing nothing has a purpose. Figuring out what you will do next.

Thats what I do when walking

[They smiled and did a cool looking shuffle]

So there is a reason for you walking around.

I guess there is

[They smiled and their shadow broke apart into a bunch of shadow puppet looking rabbits and started running around]

W-

What did you just do?

[They glanced behind them and sighed]

Shadows just move sometimes.

[They tried to get the bunnies back into one shadow]

I thought you could control them.

[They tried to get the bunnies back into kne shadow and gave jonah a sometimes gesture. It looked quite silly]

...this is pathetic.

[They flipped him off and his shadow copied them]

Rude.

I was just offering my commentary.

Rude comments get rude reactions

[They signed after they got the rabbits together back into one shadow]

I wasn't being rude, just telling the truth.

[they dramatically rolled their eyes]

Just trust me on this, okay?

[They sighed and Nodded with a look that said "Fiinneee."]

Wonderful.

I love the enthusiasm.

[They smiled a bit and gave him a thumbs up]

Oh come on.

Pretend this is the best thing in your simple little life.

Simple?

[They looked slightly offended by this]

Yeah.

Obviously.

How so?

[They raised an eyebrow]

You're barely an avatar.

[they had a blank look for a few moments before they smiled and got their card deck once more. They spread the cards in a fan shape and gave him a look that told him to take one]

[he takes one. A jack of hearts.]

What are we doing?

[their smile widened and the entire world around them went dark]

Ah-

Shit-

Can you not.

[Nothing. He was just stuck in darkness]