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molly! 26 she/her follow me on twt @babysealfan or ao3 @marchxqueen OR at my home address follows etc. from my old acct if ur confused (mollylylyly) 18+ !!!!!!

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[theonion]

After reading aloud a picture book about a puppy that works in a coal mine, local first grade teacher Brianna Montgomery asked her students Thursday what they want to be once child labor laws are repealed. “I want everyone to grab some crayons and draw a picture of what you want to be once the governor rolls back all the child labor laws,” Montgomery said as shouts of “fish processor!” and “farm laborer!” filled the classroom.

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[thememedaddy]

[theconcealedweapon]

[humming-fly]

you ever have just like, a really bad idea

anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard

[humming-fly]

I was trying to figure out why this post starting spiking recently and then I found out you animals had this queued for Mother’s Day

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[quasi-normalcy]

I’d just like to point out that every single thing that has happened in the 6 years since I created this post has only reinscribed its absolute moral correctness in my mind.

[vervaincircle-deactivated202411]

slapping this badge on my blog

[hollowboobtheory]

get this an oscar

[imperviousthot]

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

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[uncahier]

[pianokantzart]

Loving Paper Mario so far

[bruntalism]

[arunima]

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[punkitt-is-here]

Yeah wait what the fuck

[kaban-bang]

[henk-heijmans]

Broad-snouted caiman baby in mother mouth being carried from the nest, Sante Fe, Argentina, 2013 - by Mark MacEwen, English

[margaretssmallworld]

this is wild because to a human this looks like unsuspecting innocence in the face of certain death but to a caiman it looks like being warm and safe with mum

[ospreyonthemoon]

To be fair to crocodilians, they don't have pouches like kangaroos or grabbing hands like monkeys or fur to hold onto and they need to keep their babies safe in dangerous water. What safer place is there than in their mouths? I mean seriously, no living creature alive would ever be stupid enough to try and get to their babies in there unless they had a death wish. Unlike other archosaurs crocodiles didn't get the blessing of having big wings to hold their babies with, and their mouth is already big and flat and spacious.

And you do see crocodiles with babies on their back sometimes! Just only really in the water because yknow, hard to climb a crocodile.

See, baby crocodiles are a lot like baby ducklings. They can float on water, and they make cute noises, but mostly they're tiny little very edible loud beeping things that everything wants to eat. Ducks deal with this by going "uhhh fuck. I guess I'll have a lot and hope at least one makes it." And a lot of crocodilians also have a bunch of eggs because, yknow, tiny edible babies, but their other main strategy for keeping their babies safe is to do the Bear thing of just Be a big scary thing standing between them and your babies. And its very hard to get around it when its baby is in its mouth.

[bewbin]

just saw some loser who had their car wipers on too fast when it was only light rain. Me and the fellow drivers pointed and laughed at him

[tri-punisher]

hi. did you know australia has a fairywren species called the superb fairywren

and another species called the splendid fairywren

...and one called the lovely fairywren

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[sleemby]

[ID: A photo of a hedgehog in fall leaves by a tiny sapling. The hedgehog is emerging from a wooden bucket sat on its side. The image is captioned in impact font, the top text reads: “you do not suck at life.” Then the bottom text reads, “it is genuinely difficult.” / End ID.]