Everything is weird

I post random shit idk main account is tinypotatotime

[octaviusindustries]

do u think peter falling asleep at the lab and otto booping him w sticky notes is a regular occurrence bc i do

[backwardsweirdo]

I know this post might be old but once I saw this I

[thebiggestanimelover]

(Hey it’s me the daily neighborhood nerd. I decided to go above and beyond by dressing up like the true nerd I am.)

[backwardsweirdo]

Lookit this fucking cute ass

[spidersonline]

It SNOWED in MISSISSIPPI!!! It ended up being the heaviest snow since the 1880s! Anyway I saw a lot of people making videos of their dogs experiencing snow for the first time so this happened

[pigcatapult]

I love that snails can cringe so hard their entire face disappears

[idimmadontgiveashit]

*a snail expirencing snow for the first time*

[backwardsweirdo]

Axel and sour cream also have the same voice actor Credit to my girlfriend who pointed out that their voices were similar I ended up researching everything

[backwardsweirdo]

Quick reminder that Lola is voiced by the same person as berry from foster's home from imaginary friends Honestly I can see the similarities

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

such grace

[katdensetsu]

Reblog if you are a Multi-Shipper

[nyctosaurid]

this bird is pulling off the ideal lesbian vibe… the hair, the jacket, shes really got it all

[zwiebelprinz]

I guess lol

[zwiebelprinz]

i made her a girlfriend <3

[wifigirl2080-deactivated2014081]

Any Black female who lives in Oakland

Do not go to the liquor store on 90th and MacArthur, around 10-14 Black men will be standing out there with vans and they will try to snatch you up, the Arab dudes who own the liquor store are in on it do not go there during the night, if it wasn’t for my boyfriend being with me last night they would have got me #staywoke

[fmllifesuxxxxx]

SUPER IMPORTANT!!!!

[spacemaester]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS

[reverendrowdy]

Cuz I know a few of my followers out that way

[melanin-rich-chick]

Don’t go during the day either! My cousin and sister seen these vans in broad day light. They were scared shitless. They kept their distance, and no harm was done. I showed them this post a week later, they should’ve been warned sooner. PLEASE REBLOG THIS!

[kaila-baila]

SIGNAL BOOST TO SAVE A LIFE.

[stevenduffysstuffy]

No matter how many times I see the trailer for It, I keep thinking this is going to happen

[visualtraining-deactivated20240]

Zynth

[gdchans]

Tahda.

My baby’s name would be fucking ‘Tahda.’

[dlubes]

DANCE

[algo-hermoso]

Gusda

[querv0-deactivated20250418]

Vegsa

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

Megna

[leguindyke]

Katci

[fandomsallaroundme]

Haysa

[insaneforbrains-deactivated2021]

Savoa

[chars-galaxy]

Keosa

[inkgeist]

Speen lMFAO AAAAA

P E E N.

[dreadnaught-demon]

Zarrin

[2econd2ight2eer-moved-deactivat]

Robta

[backwardsweirdo]

Brina

[vaultbb-blog]

Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?

[backwardsweirdo]

Me: *Is bored*

Brain: Draw some porn

Me:

Me: Hey now, let's not.

[glumshoe]

my uncle

-is allergic to chocolate -is physically incapable of laughter (it comes out as a hiss, like steam escaping a pipe) -has weird long vampire teeth -once led a chemical attack on some college students who had bullied his high school chemistry class -named his bicycle Tom Bombadil -got hired twice for the same job as himself and his fake identical twin because his boss wouldn’t hire him full time -is the only member of my family to have shown me open and unconditional support -is a clean-cut nerd… who used to be a psychedelic Deadhead and follow them around on tour -enjoys snacking on an exercise formula called “goo”; his favorite flavor is “plain”. Plain goo. He gave me a box of it for Christmas once and it’s as gross as it sounds. -cannot touch mangos -teaches meditation seminars at his Buddhist temple -has begun studying magic -used to be obsessed with cults, especially Scientology, and would just… spy on their temples -is so fucking weird -used to drive a car that he’d covered entirely in plastic lizards, until someone stole it -is terrified of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz and still has nightmares about them

[glumshoe]

-is sending me on a roadtrip to the National Radio Quiet Zone for fun and education

[glumshoe]

-showed up to a family outing downtown this morning, wearing nylon shorts and expensive leather Oxford formal shoes -cried himself to sleep as a child because he desperately wanted a pet alligator -has experimented with god knows how many psychoactive substances…. For Science -is a literal masochist, as discovered this afternoon, when he told me all about how he’s addicted to the “excruciating pain and unexpected pleasure” of physical therapy -has feet so long he has to get shoes custom made for him - they have, in the past, been mistaken for clown shoes -once took his girlfriend on a date to lick the St. Louis Arch, in winter, and later revealed that he only framed it as a date ‘cause he was afraid of going alone in case his tongue got stuck to the metal -told me that he loved how bananas made his whole throat feel tingly, was surprised to find out that bananas are not supposed to have this effect -was disappointed that I did not bring a book on demon conjugation to the family reunion, because he wanted to compare it to his own translation -got banned from going down a slide today because he was dripping wet and had clearly been swimming…. he was just really sweaty from climbing the stairs

[glumshoe]

-sent me a check but forgot my legal name and put my nickname on it instead (it can’t be deposited and he hasn’t sent another)

[glumshoe]

this is what he wore to a family outing downtown

[glumshoe]

He showed up to our Christmas Eve dinner wearing a dress shirt, fancy slacks, and flip flops. All he ate was a bowl of smoked oysters.

[creepsandcrawlers]

new cryptid

[regpositivity]

In case it wasn’t clear…

[memethiefsteve]

[heartbeatemoji]

this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear

[alurdunfinn]

I’m laughing entirely out of fear

[dashbeardconfessional]

SPACE JAM was released 19 years ago TODAY

unleash the jam with me. COME ON AND SLAM

[nillyandthefunkybunch]

YES THE MASTER POST! THANK YOU

[dashbeardconfessional]

YOU ARE WELCOME

[cloudstreamer-deactivated201710]

Ok I love vine like this cause its like its literally like the person has two separate characters and they’re showing their everyday struggles XD

[earthpepper]

@inverted-mind-inc

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

I DISOWN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

[chocokittycat]

You’re going to disown a lot of kids~