backwoodsTrash xXx

I dominated gearfetish. I conquered xtube. Now I'm cumming for you on tumblr.

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R.I.P.

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I just climbed into the backseat of an Uber & got an immediate contact high from the overpowering B.O. of my driver. This fucker smells like he hasn't showered in a week & has never seen a stick of deoderant in his entire life. Stinks like a fucking locker room up in this piece & it's got my Dong twitchin'. I wonder if this pig accepts pit-licking & butt-munching as means of payment? Oink oink.

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*smh*

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Always get updated with recently uploaded amateur porn videos and sex pictures of Xtube member BackwoodsTrash. Be the first to know when the

Due to the fact that Tumblr is continually removing video content that has been uploaded to my page without incident (until now) for years, I am finishing what they started & deleting the few videos of mine remaining on Tumblr. All of my videos (past & present) can be found exclusively on my xtube page (link attached) from here on out.

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We're not even two weeks into September & I'm already done with October.

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I've had more dicks in me than the urinals at Yankee Stadium & been inside more assholes than a retired proctologist, but after all is said & done--as great as they've all been--there is honestly no comparison; I'm still the best sex I've ever had.

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Do you have an Xtube account?

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SOLOSEXUAL

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An ultra-rare PG-rated above-the-waist selfie that is admittedly not at all suitable for the filthy smut that is my blog. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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When are you posting new video on xtube? Any of you fucking?

Soon?

Maybe. 

Probably. 

At some point.

I'm usually working on something new with My one free hand. There will be no fuckflix, however. I don't collaborate on film. I am a solo act; a One-Man show: Director, Producer, Videographer, & Star. Adding another person would only get in My fucking way--& not to mention, block My lighting. I can't have that. No can do.

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I never kiss or hold hands or share much of anything with anyone on a first date, but I will, however, lap on your asshole like a retard licks windows & floss my fucking teeth with your butthairs within 25 seconds of meeting you. I guess intimacy is pretty subjective.

Backwoods Trash

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According to my Fitbit™, I've masturbated 6 miles today.

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Beat that bitch like it owes you money.

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Fun Fact

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#staynakedsunday

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* opens Tumblr dashboard *

* string of nihilistic memes, political agendas, fashion editorials, & makeup tutorials clutter my feed as I scroll frantically, all of them marked as "Recommended" by Tumblr *

Me: WTF is this garbage? I just came here to look at pictures of dudes assholes. Miss me with that gay shit, Tumblr. 😤