fuck right off m8

i'm just kidding

[baconclubhouse]

should i change my url to fakinbaconclubhouse

[dennys]

A DENNY'S OPENED UP NEAR ME AND THE FIRST TIME I DROVE BY IT I SCREAMED BC I THOUGHT OF THIS TUMBLR

please do not go around screaming at our restaurants

[baconclubhouse]

what's up chums

[frostied-deactivated20150114]

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

[sleepofficial-deactivated201606]

STOP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING

[burgertv]

[jolene-cuisine-blog]

this joke was flawless

[baconclubhouse]

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downtown-grabby replied to your post:[[MOR]guys i got a tattoo over 72 hours ago and...

i should have not gone to this guy idk i've gone to him for 4 of my others and they've all been ace but he has a reputation of being heavy-handed idk idk

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ilove5sosmorethanniallhoran replied to your post:[[MOR]guys i got a tattoo over 72 hours ago and...

the happiness hormone is noT treating me very HAPPILY right now i tell ya >:C (it's a serotonin molecule tattoo omg)

but yes thank you for the tippity tips

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grimbastards replied to your post:[[MOR]guys i got a tattoo over 72 hours ago and...

i wouldn't know what signs of infection would be :x i'm a dumb

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emergoncy replied to your post:[[MOR]guys i got a tattoo over 72 hours ago and...

i'm just hoping that it's not me being allergic to the red ink??? none of my other tats have red in them and this one does and i read that people can be allergic to red inks?

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emergoncy replied to your post:emergoncy replied to your post:too much whiskey i...

i understand

I DON 'T THINKYOU DO 

[badgirl-42-blog]

ohmyteetee oh, i love pickles! i used to have a pickle and mayo sandwich when i was little. really odd, but it’s really good. i recommend it. 

[baconclubhouse]

PICKLE MAYO

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emergoncy replied to your post:too much whiskey i am iggy azalea i am drunk on...

are you alright there?

i am backonclubrhouse

[baconclubhouse]

too much whiskey

i am iggy azalea

i am drunk on the floor

i am ross macdonald

i am backonclubhosue

[baconclubhouse]

childish gambino

[baconclubhouse]

you lot just need a romp in the bacon clubhouse