Bunni

22 Am I the bunny or the carrot?

[honeydippedfiction]

[cozygirljay]

Me showing up for @baconpancakebunni cus stop fucking playing!

[baconpancakebunni]

Because deadass WTF

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Like a new friend!

[baconpancakebunni]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[cozygirljay]

Yall so this just happened

Me: anybody ever told you you look like Jaxon Dart?

Him: awe thank you 😊

Me: 🤨😬

His friend: that’s not a compliment and now I’m questioning our friendship

Him: what’s wrong with Jaxon Dart bro?

His friend: what isn’t wrong?!

Him: idk you tell me

His friend: who did you vote for wait a minute?!?

Me:

Him: trump duh

His friend: dude! How tf could you!?! My mom was kicked off her insurance because of him you know she’s sick!

Him: oh that’s why? Damn dude I’m sorry I didn’t know.

His friend: so yall are all dumb? Wow.

Me:

They just walked out arguing… in my defense he looked like Dart Junior 😭😭😭

[savannahcore27]

When I tell you men never talk because what the fuck do you mean you didn’t know that your friend voted for Trump



[cozygirljay]

First time voters they were 19-20 max

[baconpancakebunni]

Please 😭 I just know he left looking like

[cozygirljay]

Shit this was me!! 😭😭😭 it escalated so fast!

[baconpancakebunni]

😭 uprooted his whole system you gon find him on a corner like

[cozygirljay]

Yall so this just happened

Me: anybody ever told you you look like Jaxon Dart?

Him: awe thank you 😊

Me: 🤨😬

His friend: that’s not a compliment and now I’m questioning our friendship

Him: what’s wrong with Jaxon Dart bro?

His friend: what isn’t wrong?!

Him: idk you tell me

His friend: who did you vote for wait a minute?!?

Me:

Him: trump duh

His friend: dude! How tf could you!?! My mom was kicked off her insurance because of him you know she’s sick!

Him: oh that’s why? Damn dude I’m sorry I didn’t know.

His friend: so yall are all dumb? Wow.

Me:

They just walked out arguing… in my defense he looked like Dart Junior 😭😭😭

[savannahcore27]

When I tell you men never talk because what the fuck do you mean you didn’t know that your friend voted for Trump



[cozygirljay]

First time voters they were 19-20 max

[baconpancakebunni]

Please 😭 I just know he left looking like

[baconpancakebunni]

I love my wife Emily

Idk why I never marry Emily 😭 now Leah on the other hand 10/10

[baconpancakebunni]

[baconpancakebunni]

I need the last five hours of my shift to hurry so I can go home and nap…. And then go right back 😭

[honeydippedfiction]

I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION

Did anyone else have one of those plug in science static electric globe ball things as a kid? Please someone know what I’m talking about😭

My parents found mine and I’m scared to plug it in bc it’s so old

[baconpancakebunni]

You mean a plasma globe?

[honeydippedfiction]

YES oh my god that thing I couldn’t think of its name for the life of me

[baconpancakebunni]

I loved mines until it broke 😭

[honeydippedfiction]

That’s why I’m scared to plug mine in, might blow myself up like the dude from home alone😭

[baconpancakebunni]

😭

[honeydippedfiction]

I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION

Did anyone else have one of those plug in science static electric globe ball things as a kid? Please someone know what I’m talking about😭

My parents found mine and I’m scared to plug it in bc it’s so old

[baconpancakebunni]

You mean a plasma globe?

[honeydippedfiction]

YES oh my god that thing I couldn’t think of its name for the life of me

[baconpancakebunni]

I loved mines until it broke 😭

[honeydippedfiction]

I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION

Did anyone else have one of those plug in science static electric globe ball things as a kid? Please someone know what I’m talking about😭

My parents found mine and I’m scared to plug it in bc it’s so old

[baconpancakebunni]

You mean a plasma globe?

[baconpancakebunni]

Tf you mean I’m called into work and his wife leaves before updating me on anything so I’m in his hospital room confused as fuck 😭

[honeydippedfiction]

Missing my ex, Rat, is crazyyyy

Girls you didn’t see this

[cozygirljay]

I ain’t gon say nothing. But just know..

[honeydippedfiction]

DELETE THIS FROM YOUR EYEBALLS

[cozygirljay]

[honeydippedfiction]

Let me beeee

[baconpancakebunni]

Naur

[honeydippedfiction]

I’m a different woman now, I don’t want him…

[baconpancakebunni]

Mmmhmm

[honeydippedfiction]

Missing my ex, Rat, is crazyyyy

Girls you didn’t see this

[cozygirljay]

I ain’t gon say nothing. But just know..

[honeydippedfiction]

DELETE THIS FROM YOUR EYEBALLS

[cozygirljay]

[honeydippedfiction]

Let me beeee

[baconpancakebunni]

Naur

[honeydippedfiction]

Missing my ex, Rat, is crazyyyy

Girls you didn’t see this

[cozygirljay]

I ain’t gon say nothing. But just know..

[honeydippedfiction]

DELETE THIS FROM YOUR EYEBALLS

[baconpancakebunni]

Oh 😏

[babygirlburrow]

i’ve just seen a tiktok story time about a woman who was a lifestyle mommy blogger ON THIS WEBSITE and she was married to a guy for 13ish years, they had a kid, then she meets a loki role player who did a really good impersonation of tom hiddleston, she fixates on this role player, is up for 20ish hours a day waiting for her slot to chat with him… BUT WAIT THE PLOT THICKENS… after about a year and a half of them chatting, the woman FILES FOR DIVORCE FROM HER HUSBAND, announces that she’s going to be living with this role player and her followers are like what the fuck??? AND THE GAG IS THE ROLE PLAYER DIDN’T FIND OUT ABOUT THESE DEVELOPMENTS UNTIL HE WOKE UP!!!! so this role player finds out, then deletes his entire blog because as he should, this woman FREAKS OUT, makes all these posts about how she’s been betrayed blah blah blah, then she tries to un-file for divorce but her husband is like NOPE if you can leave me for a man you met on the internet then i don’t want anything to do with you (as he fucking should) and the divorce went through. to this day, this happened in like early 2010s, we don’t know what happened to her. guys this was wild

[cozygirljay]

WTH

[babygirlburrow]

i sent it to you it’s WILD 😭😭

[cozygirljay]

I just got to work let find my headphones

[baconpancakebunni]

Show it to me Rachel

Pls 🙏🏾 I’m bored at work

[cozygirljay]

I’ll send it Bunni!

[baconpancakebunni]

Thank you 😊

[babygirlburrow]

i’ve just seen a tiktok story time about a woman who was a lifestyle mommy blogger ON THIS WEBSITE and she was married to a guy for 13ish years, they had a kid, then she meets a loki role player who did a really good impersonation of tom hiddleston, she fixates on this role player, is up for 20ish hours a day waiting for her slot to chat with him… BUT WAIT THE PLOT THICKENS… after about a year and a half of them chatting, the woman FILES FOR DIVORCE FROM HER HUSBAND, announces that she’s going to be living with this role player and her followers are like what the fuck??? AND THE GAG IS THE ROLE PLAYER DIDN’T FIND OUT ABOUT THESE DEVELOPMENTS UNTIL HE WOKE UP!!!! so this role player finds out, then deletes his entire blog because as he should, this woman FREAKS OUT, makes all these posts about how she’s been betrayed blah blah blah, then she tries to un-file for divorce but her husband is like NOPE if you can leave me for a man you met on the internet then i don’t want anything to do with you (as he fucking should) and the divorce went through. to this day, this happened in like early 2010s, we don’t know what happened to her. guys this was wild

[cozygirljay]

WTH

[babygirlburrow]

i sent it to you it’s WILD 😭😭

[cozygirljay]

I just got to work let find my headphones

[baconpancakebunni]

Show it to me Rachel

Pls 🙏🏾 I’m bored at work

[baconpancakebunni]

I so desperately crave boiled peanuts from a rundown gas station in bumfuck nowhere back in Georgia