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Mile High (NSFW)
Synopsis: Joe gets excited when he sees his favorite flight attendant on his way to Greece and wastes no time in telling her exactly what he wants before the wheels touch the ground
Pairing: Joe Burrow x Flight Attendant!Reader
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Joe saw you as soon as he boarded the plane, immediately making his heart rate increase.
That didn't happen often.
But with you, it was always different.
Any time he had a flight that would take longer than a few hours, he booked this particular company knowing that nine times out of ten you were going to be there.
You were all smiles as you made eye contact with him before leading him to his private suite.
“Mr. Burrow, it's good to see you again.”
“You too.” Joe replied as he licked his lips before a small smirk appeared on his face.
He couldn't wait until he told the group chat.
“Follow me and I'll show you to your suite.” You told him as he nodded his head.
Walking a few steps in front of him, he took in the sight of you and once again, just like any other time, became mesmerized as he watched your hips move from side to side as you glided across the floor with elegance and grace.
You, on the other hand, felt as if he was burning a hole through the back of you with his gaze.
This wasn't anything new and happened each and every time you saw him, but of course nothing came out of it.
There was a time and place for everything and giving a NFL football player your undivided attention while on the clock wasn't your main priority.
As much as you wanted it to be.
Or was it?
“And here we are.” You announced as you pointed to the entrance where his room was.
“Thank you.” Joe replied as he followed you inside.
The suite included an entire bedroom, a living room area, as well as a private bathroom. Mini fridge stocked with his favorite snacks and drinks, which you had taken note of, and a white bath robe along with toiletries.
“Of course. I already stocked the room with your favorites, but please let me know if there's anything else I can do for you. We'll be taking dinner orders in about 45 minutes so you have some time to decide what you want.”
“Perfect. I'll let you know.” He quietly said while setting his suitcase down in the corner.
“If you do, press this button right over here. If you need me sooner, of course let me know but I'll be back to get that order so you can get settled.”
Giving you a small smile and nodding his head, you smiled in return before leaving his suite and closing the door behind you. As soon as Joe was in the clear, he whipped out his phone to text Tee and Ja'Marr.
Shiesty- My favorite flight attendant is here 😌
Uno- That pretty ass black girl!?
Shiesty- And I specifically asked just for her to be my stewardess for the entire flight
Tee- Ain't this like your seventh flight with her? Yall ain't fuck yet?
Uno- Because his ass cannot pull her! He needs to hand her over to me
Shiesty- You sure about that, Ja'Marr?
Uno- I'll believe it when I see it. Ain't no way your ass can handle all that
Shiesty- Okay, remember you said that
Uno- 🙄🙄
Tee- Let's make a bet. 500 dollars says you can't pull her
Shiesty- Then I'm about to become 1000 dollars richer
As you walked to the front of the plane, your team lead, Iyana, pulled you aside.
“So….”
“What's wrong?”
“Mr. Burrow asked for you to be his personal stewardess. All night.” She replied.
“Oh, um…” You started to say, but trailed off as you were taken aback.
“It makes sense seeing as it's usually always you when he flies with us. Oh, and he left a nice little tip for you too.”
“How nice?”
“Give or take a few thousand so you better be on your best game all night. Not that I have to worry about that, but I still need to tell you.”
“Will do.”
As soon as the other three passengers boarded and were settled in their suites, the plane had been cleared to take off as all of you sat down and placed your seat belts on.
When the plane was finally at cruising altitude, you got back up to check and see what Joe wanted to order for dinner.
You briefly knocked before hearing his voice telling you to come in and once you did, you saw him watching what looked to be a documentary on the television in front of him.
“Hey, did you decide what you wanted for dinner yet?” You politely asked and it looked like he was thinking hard about his answer.
You. You're what I want for dinner.
Was the only thought running through Joe's head, but he quickly composed himself before he answered you.
“Uh, yeah. Could I get the lamb chops with….”
“Mashed potatoes and asparagus and a glass of chardonnay. Of course you can.”
“Well damn, I knew I made the right decision when I requested to have you tonight.”
“Don't you think I know you by now?” You asked as you winked at him before beginning to walk away.
“Actually, Y/N, can you do me a favor?”
“If I can make it happen for you, of course.”
“Can you bring me the entire bottle?”
“Anything for my favorite guest.” You replied as you went to put in his order and grab the bottle that he had requested.
As soon as you left the room, Joe shorts instantly grew tighter and the only thing he could think of was wanting to rip your tights away from your body and have his way with you.
However, when he honestly thought about it, would that ever become a reality? Sure, he's a famous quarterback and could use it to his advantage when he wanted, but when it came to you, it was just different.
Yes, there was no secret that he was indeed attracted to you, but had no idea if those feelings were reciprocated since it wasn't like you gave him any type of sign.
Joe quickly decided, if an opportunity rose tonight for him to have his way with you, he was taking it. But for now, his lips slightly parted as his right hand made it into his shorts and slowly began to stroke himself.
Pre cum leaked from the tip as he used it as lube as he sped up his pace.
He needed to finish before you made another appearance.
His mind instantly went to the curve of your hips, your full breasts and the way ‘Mr. Burrow’ rolled off of your tongue every time you spoke to him.
He wanted you whimpering underneath him as you took him inch by inch.
He wanted for you to ride his face until you squirted your sweet juices into his mouth.
He wanted you in every position imaginable in every room of this suite as he made sure that you wouldn't be able to walk straight for an entire week.
Your name escaped his lips as it rolled off of his tongue as he was sure enough about to explode.
Fucking you until you begged for mercy was going to happen before this night was over.
He needed you and just hoped that you needed him just as much.
As soon as he felt that he was on the edge of exploding, he heard a knock and your soft voice. Not bothering to answer at first because he was so focused on his current task, ropes of cum shot out on the shorts that he was wearing and he grabbed the nearest blanket to cover himself up as he told you to come in.
Opening the door and walking in, you noticed that his cheeks were flushed and your mind instantly wondered what could possibly have him so flustered.
And only one conclusion came to mind.
Was he just jacking off?
If he was, you wish you could have watched
The wetness between your thighs grew every time you looked at him
“Got that chardonnay for you.” You told him as you placed the bottle that was in a bucket of ice to the side of him, while also handing him a glass.
“You only brought one glass?” He asked and you looked at him confused.
“Why would I have to bring two, Mr. Burrow when it's just you in here?”
“So you can have a drink with me later.”
“I….” You started to say as you shook your head.
“Come on just one glass when things slow down tonight. You said that you would do anything for your favorite guest right?” Joe asked, which led you to have a small smile on your face.
“Just one?”
“Just one.”
“I think I can make an exception. Do you need me to do anything else? And I mean anything?” You asked as you placed your hand on his thigh, dangerously close to his dick.
Joe felt himself twitch from the sound of your voice and wouldn't be surprised if he just came from hearing it.
“I'm.. I'm good for now.” He answered you as he tried to compose himself.
“Perfect, but if that changes, you'll let me know right?”
“You'll be the first person I tell.”
“Hmm, your dinner should be ready in thirty if you… wanted to take a shower. Everything is in the bathroom waiting for you.”
“I might take you up on that.”
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It was nearing one in the morning and the flight had been in the air for a little over four hours. As promised, you made your way back over to Joe's suite hoping that he was still awake.
When the door opened, you were met with him being in the robe that you had laid out for him and he stood to the side to let you move past him.
“Didn't figure that you would still be awake, so I had to come and see for myself.”
“You weren't getting out of the promise you made me earlier that easy.” He told you as he gestured for you to sit down and poured you a glass before handing it to you and pouring himself another one.
“I'm not supposed to be drinking while I'm on the clock though, obviously.”
“Look at this as being your break. Anything for your favorite guest right?”
You slowly started sipping from your glass as Joe came and sat down next to you. You couldn't help but to notice him staring at you from the corner of your eye.
“Thank you for the nice little tip you left me. Very generous of you to do that.”
“Figured you deserved it for all you do. I always have a pleasant experience every time. Small gestures go a long way.”
“Hmm, they do. But I have a question.”
You couldn't wait to see how he was going to get out of this one.
“Ask away.”
“Does that pleasant experience include you jacking off to the thought of me because I know for a fact that was what you were doing earlier so there's no reason to lie.” You asked while taking a sip of your wine and Joe did nothing but smirk.
At this point he wasn’t denying shit.
“I wasn't going to lie to begin with and it does since I obviously can't have you coming completely undone underneath me moaning my name and riding my face until that creamy pussy squirts in my mouth.” He explained and you were at a loss for words.
You had immediately stopped drinking and placed the glass down on the table next to you to compose yourself.
“So this facade of you being shy was a cover up of some sort? Are you always this bold?” You curiously asked as you turned to look at him.
“You thought that I was actually a shy person? And I'm this bold when I see something or in this case someone that I want. I thought you did too unless I'm not reading you right.” He answered as you gave him a small smirk.
“You stutter when you talk to me! So, that's why I thought you were shy.”
“That's because you're gorgeous as hell and I have to catch myself to not say some freaky ass shit.”
“And you're reading me just fine, Burrow. I mean if you want to prove me wrong, you are more than welcome to do it because I still think you are. I think that it's long overdue anyway, but we have to make this quick. Can't have anyone coming to look for me.” You replied as you stood up and immediately got on your knees in front of him.
“And besides, I figured that my mouth will probably feel better than your hand, anyway.”
You didn't give him a chance to respond as you promptly moved the robe from his body in order for you to have full access and immediately took him in your mouth making a moan slip out.
“Your mouth feels good just like I knew it would.” He told you as he gently pushed your head forward.
Joe maintained eye contact with you as you released him from your mouth and your newly manicured nails moved up and down his shaft.
A little bit more precum had leaked out and you wasted no time swirling your tongue along the tip in order to not waste a single drop before you once again placed him fully in your mouth and felt him hit the back of your throat.
“Fuck, just like that. Shiit.”
Even though it was your time to relax and take a break on the plane, you still had to be mindful of how much time you spent here with him.
As much as you wanted to stay in here with him the rest of the night, you knew that it wouldn't be possible.
Luck was on your side when you began to use your mouth along with your hand and could feel Joe tensing up indicating that he was close.
Another telltale sign was him gently pushing the back of your head down in order to take more of him in your mouth.
Not even fifteen seconds later, he erupted in your mouth and you swallowed every last drop as Joe had his eyes closed and his head was resting on the back of the couch.
Knowing that he had to remain somewhat quiet, his low moans were enough for the wetness between your legs to increase and knew that your tights along with your thong were soaked in your juices which you knew Joe couldn't wait to have in his mouth.
You gave him a minute to recover and was slowly stroking him in your right hand as your left leaned behind you in order to take off your shoes and throw them away from you.
“You wouldn't even believe how wet I am for you. Surprised it isn't running down my thighs and it's been that way since I first saw you step on the plane. Do you want to see?” You asked as Joe slowly opened his eyes and nodded his head.
You stood up and attempted to begin to take off your tights when his hands suddenly went around your waist to stop you and hold you steady.
“What's wrong?”
“Nothing, just wanted to do this.” He told you as he lifted up your dress and placed kisses all along your stomach before his hands ventured down further to cup your perfectly shaped ass in his hands.
When you thought he was going to take off the tights for you, as he played with the waistband of them, you instead heard one loud rip as your eyes went wide.
“Hope you have another pair wherever those came from.” He quietly said as he ran his fingers along your folds from the outside of your thong before moving it to the side and diving in, tasting you.
“Didn't want to wait any longer. Feels like I waited long enough. Hmm, you taste so sweet but I need the rest of these clothes off.” He told you as he stood up and finished undressing you completely.
Your favorite part had to be when he removed your thong with his teeth.
As you stood bare in front of him, he was admiring you as he cupped your face and reached down to place several kisses on your lips.
His kisses then trailed down your neck and chest before you pushed him away to finally undo his robe completely since he had still been wearing it.
As soon as it hit the floor, your lips were back on each other as he placed his hands on your waist. He only broke the kiss in order to say one thing.
“Jump.”
Listening to directions, his hands went underneath your thighs as he walked the two of you over to the bed. You felt it hit the back of your legs before Joe gently laid you down on it.
As soon as your head hit the pillow, he made himself at home back between your thighs as you felt him take one long lick, making you buck your hips and he let out a small laugh in response.
“You weren't lying about how wet you were for me. Does this happen every time you see me?” He curiously asked before inserting two of his fingers, wasting no time.
“Every time.”
“And what do you do about it? Do you touch yourself to the thought of me, pretty girl?”
“Use my vibrator as soon as we hit solid ground.”
“You think about me touching you? Tasting you? Filing you up and you feeling every inch of me?” Joe whispered and immediately reached up to kiss you before taking one of your nipples in his mouth.
“Mmm, yes.”
“Yes to what?” He asked as he switched sides.
“Yes to all of it.”
“Good girl.”
No reason to lie anymore since you had literally caught him jacking off just a few hours before.
To the very thought of him having you underneath of him.
“Just as I suspected you would.”
As his fingers were still moving in and out of you, his mouth quickly joined in and you knew for a fact that wanting to last long probably wouldn't be an option.
“Oooh fuck, right there. Keep going.” You breathed out as Joe continued to lap at your folds like you were his last meal.
It was taking everything in you to hold back your moans because of how good he was making you feel and obviously needing to remain quiet.
Not that it was needed, but Joe spit at the top of your clit and watched as it ran down your folds to lick it back up making you gasp.
“Quiet up there, baby. Can't have them coming to look for you.”
Joe was taking his slow sweet time in making you feel good and when you least expected it, felt him begin to suck on your clit.
Knowing that a loud moan was more than likely going to erupt, Joe grabbed a pillow to shove in your face as you screamed into it.
You could feel the vibration from his laugh as he continued and then without warning he suddenly pulled away making you pout from the loss of sensation.
“Sit on my face and ride it.” Was all he said as he laid down and you swung your legs on top of him.
When you were in the perfect position, you wasted no time.
You slowly began to ride it as Joe had stuck his tongue all the way out and wrapped his arms around your thighs making you not be able to move a centimeter.
“Fuckkk, your tongue feels so good.”
Now that you didn't have a pillow to cover your face made it ten times harder to remain quiet, which you were already failing.
There wasn't a headboard so the next best thing was to place your hands flat against the wall as you sped up your pace.
You knew you were close and it seemed that Joe knew it too because his hold on you somehow became even tighter, making sure you didn't move.
“Shit, oh my…. Fuck. I'm about to cum all over your face.”
“Then do it.”
That was all you needed to hear before squirting all over Joe's face as he continued to suck and play with your clit.
He barely let you recover before he flipped the two of you over and slowly slid into you while kissing you at the same time, quieting the moan that you would have surely let out.
Joe wasted no time placing one of your legs on his shoulder so he could hit even deeper.
Just as you wanted, you could feel every single inch as he bottomed out.
As the two of you got into a comfortable rhythm, Joe placed kisses all over your face and chest before coming back to your lips.
Your arms tightly wrapped around him and no words could be said out of your mouth because you knew for a fact that the high pitched screams you would let out on the plane would be frowned upon.
“Tell me how good I'm making you feel, baby.” Joe whispered against your lips before kissing them once more.
“So fucking good.”
“Keep those legs spread for me.”
That was the last thing you heard before Joe started pounding into you.
“Open your mouth.”
Once you did, he wasted no time spitting multiple times in your mouth and making you swallow it.
Knowing that time was probably winding down, seeing as it felt like a good amount of time had passed, Joe flipped you over and brought your hips up so that your head was resting in your arms and slid back inside you before you felt a hard slap on your ass.
This was only a little preview and he couldn't wait until he could spend all the time he wanted with you without a time constraint hanging over his head.
“Fuckkkk, fuck baby, keep going. You feel so good.” You managed to say and knew it was only a matter of time.
“I want you to cum all over this dick. Can you do that for me?”
“Yes!”
“Then be my good girl and do it. Cum with me.” He told you as he reached underneath you in order to play with your clit as he continued to pound into you.
It wasn't long until the two of you came undone with Joe sliding out of you and was caught off guard as you turned around, sat up and opened your mouth as he released into it.
When he was finally finished, he leaned down to kiss you and you quickly pulled his body back on top of yours.
After a heated make out session, you broke the kiss as you looked to see what time it was.
“How much longer can I have you for?” Joe curiously asked.
“Well, you did ask for me to be your personal stewardess all night…I'm sure I can give you at least another thirty minutes.”
Just as Joe wanted, the two of you christened every possible room in the suite as you were begging him to fuck you harder.
You probably weren't going to be able to walk properly for a week.
As the last round ended in the king sized bed, just how the first one started. You took a deep breath before you said anything.
“Wake me up in forty-five minutes.” You told him as you glanced at the clock that was on the nightstand.
That would be just enough time for you to get dressed and head back out without anyone suspecting a thing.
Thank goodness you had an extra pair of tights in your bag.
“Forty-five minutes it is.” Joe replied as he kissed you.
It took no time for you to be knocked out on Joe's chest and he was grinning like he had just won the lottery.
Reaching for his phone, he wanted to send a picture of the two of you to the group chat with Ja'Marr and Tee. He made sure your face wasn't shown and snapped it as his chin rested on the top of your head while one of his arms was wrapped around you.
Shiesty- Now, Ja'Marr what did you say earlier? Run me my money
Tee- OH SHIT
Uno- HOW THE FUCK
Shiesty- and put her ass to sleep
Uno- I repeat, HOW!?!
Shiesty- She told me how wet she was for me and it went from there. Might also have to do with the fact she caught me jacking off to her 🤷
Tee- Oh so yall both nasty as fuck?
Uno- Aye ask Y/N if she down for a threesome
Shiesty- Nah, she good
Uno- Don't be stingy, shiesty and share with your best friend
Shiesty- No, because if your dick touches mine during it somebody gotta die and it won’t be me or her
Tee- 😭😭😭
Uno- 🙄🙄🙄
Shiesty- See yall back in Cincy 😜
Uno: She staying with you while you outta town?
Shiesty- idk I’ll ask when she wakes up
Tee- tf you do to put her to sleep like that?
Shiesty- Wore her ass out obviously
It was now around five in the morning as the plane finally landed and the only thing you could think of was being under or on top of Joe again.
Crossing your legs for the remainder of the flight hadn't done you any good as you sat up front with the rest of the crew.
Damn you, Burrow.
There was no surprise as he was the last guest left and as he walked up to you, he leaned down to whisper in your ear.
“Meet me at the hotel as soon as you're finished here so we can finish what we started. I already put it in your phone while you were sleeping. I'll leave a room key for you at the desk. Your thong is in my bag by the way if you were looking for it.” He told you and placed a small kiss on the shell of your ear, making sure no one saw.
“Of course, Mr. Burrow.” You replied as you winked at him, which in turn resulted in a small smirk on his face.
As Joe descended from the plane the only thought going through his mind was, mile high club for the win.
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📹 Sara Elyse on Twitter
Oh Joe. Maybe a smile. And his jacket needs tied up or something 🙃
What a good day to be a bengals fan!!🧡🖤
Guys, can we talk about his bob? I genuinely miss his bob so much 💔💔💔💔💔
Beautiful
It should be illegal to look this good
Your Honor? I love him! 🥰🥰🥰
His leg is bouncing 29 MPH!
Give it to me baby😍
He looks so good 🙂↕️
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Joe is registered as REPUBLICAN
Yea no I’m not gonna believe this weird site just cause it says his name ; I’ll believe it when I see Joe burrow say it out of his own mouth.
Also just because someone is a republican does not mean they ALL align with that oranges man political values; you can be republican and not be a fucking idiot; it’s possible but that’s just my opinion 🤷🏽♀️
Also they used Grok to get this information Aka twitter AI! 😬😂 sure bro


