AEW Discourse

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You're Watching Wrestling Wrong: Here's Why You're a Dumbass for Enjoying a Thing That Makes You Happy

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AEW just posted about having 25 million combined social media followers. It's my completely unsubstantiated theory that most of those are Mark Briscoe's children.

Does Tony Khan support child labor?

100%. We've already seen it with how they've used Big Justice, The Rizzler, Brodie Lee Jr., and Marko Stunt. Matt Jackson also posted that his son designed the Young Bucks' gear once! It's a disgusting company.

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Is Nick Wayne's being sad that NJPW's Cruiserweight Classic is over a sign that he doesn't want to return to the sinking ship of AEW?

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I'm going to Heaven because, unlike you heathens, I only watch morally pure wrestling in a morally pure way.

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Bad move, honestly. AEW needs to focus on growing their audience, not making their content more accessible for viewers. If anything, this will hurt their already abysmal cable television ratings as people say "I'll wait to watch this on Tubi."

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@bad-aew-discourse are you saying that you love me, a fan of AEW? 🥺

My faith compels me to tolerate all people, even people I look down on, so long as they feel a sufficient amount of shame for existing.

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✞✟👼🙏⛪️🔔Hate the sin (being someone who likes AEW) but 💗LOVe💗 the sinner (someone who watches AEW). 🔔⛪️🙏👼✟✞

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Whether it's Excalibur signing off with "Fix your hearts, or die!" or WWE talent scheduled to appear at a UFC event promoted by an administration dedicated to erasing trans people from public life, both companies have taken stances on trans people.

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Me:

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Dave Meltzer rated El Grande Americano vs. The Original El Grande Americano 5.75 stars, but as you can see from the 1,871 posts I've written about it over the years, no one cares about Dave Meltzer's ratings. 🤣😂🤣

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Absolutely disgusting (and kind of racist) for MJF to post this the week of the instantly-legendary El Grande Americano vs. The Original El Grande Americano match. AEW needs to stop taking these shots at WWE (and the people of Mexico) and focus on improving Dynamite's ratings, building actual stars, and telling stories.

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Something got into my trash last night. Was it the Young Bucks?

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Excalibur signed off Dynamite with "Fix your hearts, or die!" In trying to lift up trans people, Excalibur actually demeaned New York Times op-ed columnists and JK Rowling.

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Since Excalibur signed off Dynamite with "Fix your hearts, or die!" it is fair to ask: why does AEW condone genocide?

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AEW's booking is so bad. They have a talent the caliber of Mercedes Mone yet not a single title on her.

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A major problem with AEW is that they cater to the "sickos" who buy tickets to their shows, purchase t-shirts, and pay money hard-earned for pay-per-views. However, if AEW doesn't start chasing people who complain on the Internet without watching the shows, the company will be out of business (dead) by August.

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I love him

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Kyle Fletcher never should have responded to this. He is supposed to be a heel, not the hero we need.