[zinesbycee]

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

[torturedpoetskywalker]

Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko, Chapter 23

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hi tumblr I got a little tipsy I miss you guys happy pride I'm still doing gay stuff

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Oh I don't remember if I mentioned it yet but by the way I got engaged last June in Italy and the proposal was messy in the most perfect way and like I KNOW I'm a very indecisive person BUT. This is one of those very very very few moments where I'm actually so confident in my choices like 100% I like them the most and I will die on that hill.

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Nobody tells you the hardest part of dating someone with ADHD is the fight to get them to take a damn shower

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Hey question for yall uk folks: are you guys normally like actually disgusting when you're sick? Did nobody ever teach yall to cough into your elbow instead of your hand? Do yall hate wearing masks when sick? Is this why you black plagued yourselves and nearly eradicated the americas? Do you all just open your mouths and spray your germs straight into everyone's faces?

Because my flight to London felt like a fuckin infirmary in the sky. If I had a dollar for every time someone hacked up or sneezed right into the open air, I'd have enough money to buy myself a private fuckingn jet

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motherfuckers will absolutely beat on their car and then get annoyed when their car breaks. like no shit. You're using a boxer engine to deliver domino's pizza no fuckin shit your car is breaking. I've said it before and I'll say it again if you're not going to respect your vehicle, don't be expecting your vehicle to be reliable. Especially if you're doing all the things that are bad for a boxer engine. It's literally shocked pikachu face that you blew your PVE and coolant hoses. I told you this when you bought the fucking car. Minimize your deliveries if you want to keep this car. You need a different job. You need a job that isn't costing you your personal vehicle. you need a job that isn't my job to fix and make possible. It's not my fucking fault if you can't maintain a vehicle.

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why do I have to the the one losing my fucking mind it's not my car I'm not the one who broke it I told you a bazillion times what to do and what not to do in order to not blow your car up god fucking Jesus Christ

AND YOU HAVENT EVEN THANKED ME ONCE

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motherfuckers will absolutely beat on their car and then get annoyed when their car breaks. like no shit. You're using a boxer engine to deliver domino's pizza no fuckin shit your car is breaking. I've said it before and I'll say it again if you're not going to respect your vehicle, don't be expecting your vehicle to be reliable. Especially if you're doing all the things that are bad for a boxer engine. It's literally shocked pikachu face that you blew your PVE and coolant hoses. I told you this when you bought the fucking car. Minimize your deliveries if you want to keep this car. You need a different job. You need a job that isn't costing you your personal vehicle. you need a job that isn't my job to fix and make possible. It's not my fucking fault if you can't maintain a vehicle.

[hollow-toy]

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

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the mental health office lady doing my assessment stopped what she was typing to say "oh god, that's awful" and then went back to furiously typing and anyway yeah they gave me their earliest next appointment

[bronkdoes-stuff]

Me when the story that obviously isn’t going to have a happy ending doesn’t have a happy ending

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Okay I did it I'm following my teenage dream I'm joining the gay flag team I paid the dues it's actually happening like full commitment twice a week every day for the rest of the marching season

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new update I forgot I'm just like really fucking horribly BAD a color guard so I'm tryna decide if the self esteem hit is going to be worth the physical exercise

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Cuz they're all like Good already/still some of them did DCI or some other spinning sport and I haven't touched a flag in years nor did I learn any of the dance moves in high school and I feel bad making someone lose practice time to teach me the basics when I should've just done the workshop in late winter

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Okay I did it I'm following my teenage dream I'm joining the gay flag team I paid the dues it's actually happening like full commitment twice a week every day for the rest of the marching season

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new update I forgot I'm just like really fucking horribly BAD a color guard so I'm tryna decide if the self esteem hit is going to be worth the physical exercise

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Okay I did it I'm following my teenage dream I'm joining the gay flag team I paid the dues it's actually happening like full commitment twice a week every day for the rest of the marching season

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When I was dog sitting for my ex's aunts, I would always sit and look around their apartment longing for the day I get to have a very gay home with my very gay wife and like only what? 4 years later? I'm basically living that life

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Also okay this is semi related because aforementioned lesbians are (or at least was) also involved in the derby scene so I can attach it to this post specifically but anyway my girlfriend is joining the fuckin pro derby league again on their old team (who are currently the reigning champs and for good reason) and I'm so over the moon excited and happy for them I wanna tell fucking everybody I meet im so insanely excited to watch their jams and be the loudest mf in the stands I didn't realize how much I really enjoyed being the varsity team MVP's girlfriend I feel like how Taylor felt parading Travis around in 2023/24 I'm like guys look at this amazing athlete they're gonna literally pummel the competition and then come give me a kiss because they love me too yall should be jealous

Also little life update I'm tryna join a local color guard/dance team idk if it'll happen but I think I'd really enjoy it and I have a fever dream of being able to perform a halftime show at one of my gfs jams

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When I was dog sitting for my ex's aunts, I would always sit and look around their apartment longing for the day I get to have a very gay home with my very gay wife and like only what? 4 years later? I'm basically living that life

[gaywill-deactivated20260129]

if i was a celebrity i would want people to speculate on my sexuality and disorders because maybe it would help me out