Everything Is Canon Until Proven Otherwise

Submit your horrid and terrible ideas here!

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Do you want to know what’s a really bad idea? Not signing up for Lorwolf’s official Early Access launch for Free! If you’re excited for Lorwolf or just want to check it out for yourself, you’ll be able to very soon!

Early Access starts on December 1st, but you can sign up now to be ready when the day comes! Most of the questions you probably have are answered on the sign up page, but if you have any other questions, feel free to join the official Lorwolf discord server.

Check it out on the site here:

Lorwolf is a free online breeding game featuring real and fantasy wolf breeds. Customize and level up wolves while playing through a story

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Shout out to all your internet friends who are gone.

Those messenger screen names that haven’t logged on in ages, some before detailed profiles were a thing on those services.

Those emails that are long since abandoned, some with domains that no longer exist.

Those online friends you knew years ago and who then helped shaped you in some way, who you just can’t FIND anymore.

Those people who once were, and hopefully still exist IRL, that seem to have no known internet life anymore.

And those who have actually passed on, and their online lives are now a memorial to them.

I miss you all. I hope life is/was kind to you, and maybe one day, we’ll somehow connect again.

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thumbs will now burn everything you put in that pot unless you give him a random item he'll request every 12 hours

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Losing in battles makes no sense lor-wise, and to fix that from now on after a battle lost all of your fighting wolves and companions will die - meaning they will be erased from the game.

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Since Lorwolf is PG-13, it will be mandatory for each wolf to wear pants. The pants are not provided by the site, and you must purchase them for each of your wolves. They cost 100ms each, and any account that owns a wolf with no pants will be banned for public indecency.

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Stamina no longer refills overtime, unless you sign up for the premium subscription.

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Hey can I have some help with submissions? I’d love to be able to have a full queue ready for early access, and I’m running out of ideas

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That hurts Maya, I don’t think I’ll ever recover from the pain

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Hey can I have some help with submissions? I’d love to be able to have a full queue ready for early access, and I’m running out of ideas

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In a bid to help make sure the site has funding for the future, the next weekly event is buying moonstones with real money.

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To discourage ugly wolves and to encourage friendly competition, you can pay a large amount to premium currency to randomize the colors of another player’s wolf.

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After you complete the storylines of all four packs, you are able to form another, separate pack. This allows you to force Aluanis to make a custom spiritwolf and gives your pack equal standing in events with the other 4 packs. This option is available to all players and also creates a separate, custom story for your pack.

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To prevent people from repetitively comparing Lorwolf to Flight Rising, any mentions of dragon, in any context, will be automatically replace with the phrase: “wolf, which is objectively better and cuter than a dragon”

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If you place your den too close to lands of what once was Mistvale, some of your wolves can become corrupted by Chaos and will fight the rest of your pack.

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all staff members are replaced by pineapple rings.

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Because their hearing is super sensitive, Zerda wolves are easily hurt by loud sounds. As a result, if your computer makes any noise while the game is open, your Zerda wolves will lose stamina based on how loud the sound was.

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Everyday, there is a small chance that a random wolf will be kidnapped by a certain army of frogs and you will be unable to do anything with the wolf until you pay the ransom fee.

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It is true that the Kickstarter items are exclusive. However, a new Kickstarter starts every other month that offers the same items.