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Hiya Hurk :)

@bad-mad-dog

Agh! Holy shit you ain't here for my flesh meat or nothing are you Judge?!

I mean maybe later if I get bored :)

Joking, joking- Isacc would be mad at me :(

Still pissing your pants about last time??

Broba Fett? He's been havin' you over hasn't he?

Dog you where like some transformer being on that guys back like that, gave you a unfair height advantage I thought that would be cooler as a kid but that shit is freaky

You talkin about that story everyone tells about me?? That time wasn't even that dramatic- people just like playing it up-

And is it so wrong for Isacc to make friends with me? Seems a lot of his little buddies think so. But I've been mellowing out because of him so I don't see their issue.

Wasn't that dramatic? Wasn't that dramatic?! It was like something out of a horror movie, they shoulda given you a mask if you where goin to act like a slasher guy!

no it aint bad just gotta know that hes with my cult and we aint loosing a Hurkie to the Gate

He pissed me off so he got stabbed- not my fault his throat was in the way! He shouldn't of been bullying my broth- Julian- in front of me!

You're... trying to start a cult of your own??

What Julian you mean that tall walking tank? Who'd bully that fucking guy?

Hurks Gate, oh shit you could become a Hurkie and sign right up! its gonna be Just fucking, guns, girls and beer man, party city and none of that weird stuff that Edens Gate's got going on

So far we got me, you, Isacc, Nick not that he agreed but he's in it

Some fuck who ain't alive no more that's who.

Not really into girls or guns,, and I'm trying to limit drinking lately self improvement or whatever,, is there food? Pizza? Specifically good pizza? But also I can't really just leave the project cause my boyfriends are kinda really deep in it.

Man see my daddy woulda' just told me to man up if someone was doing that shit and I ain't even as tall as him.

Not into guns? not into guns? what i thought all you Peggies liked guns its one of them things what made me nearly sign right up before I learned all those rules Fuck yeh we got pizza and burgers two, any of the best food in the county we gonna have

Yeah and you're daddy woulda been next if I caught him saying that shit to my brother- No one speaks to him that way and gets away with it.

I mean yeah most of the rest of the project are, but I have bad depth perception which means bad aim, and I only recently was told a work around so... I'm more of a knife or sharp objects kind of guy.

Pizza...

Woh woh I'm not goin' around picking on people our Sweet Monkey King knows that ain't my game. He just gets in his moods cos this elections gettin' to him

You don't really gotta aim or nothing with a rocket launcher dude

Bet Dep could make more then just pizza when he ain't running around all the time

...whats a money king?

OH MAN buckle up! Ok, long ago there was this little mountain village in Kyrat. Things weren’t going so well there- everyone was starving and depressed and in real rough shape. Until one day this sickly little monkey just shows up! The villagers, they took him in.

They didn’t have much, but what they had they shared with they monkey. Everyone fell in love with him, he was just adorable man-and he gave them something to focus on other than their hard times. And he became family, you know?

They even let him drink with them and join in on their smoke session and blow them supers and stuff. And this is a fact- he was actually the first monkey ever to wear roller skates or smoke a cigar or play an accordion, or anything like that. I mean he was a next level monkey.

But one night, he just disappeared man. Into the woods, apparently. Weeks went by man. Months went by, depression set in and they thought that monkey was gone- they never think they’d see their cute little buddy again. But then out of the blue one afternoon he appeared- gift in hand. He wanted to thank them for the kindness they had shown him. And he had gone into the woods and found this unfamiliar seed pod and brought it back to the people of the village.

He squeezed the contents into a pipe and he gave it to a villager to smoke. The villager took one puff and his eyes rolled back into his head. He had never felt so relaxed, so free, so happy! Soon, everyone in town joined in- and they all got hooked on what is now commonly referred to as opium.

But the problem was, nobody knew where to find this magnificent flower pod! That was except for the monkey, who then, being a clever monkey used it as leverage to become their ruler- and eventually their god! So, apart from enslaving a village, uh, with a hardcore drug addiction, that god was pretty cool and rocked it pretty hard if you ask me. I mean he’s mischievous, he likes to party, he can roller skate… ah man, that’s why I’m going all in with the monkey king

Thats... Real cool..

Uh- where did you learn about this monkey king??

From my travels man, I've been allover you should try travelling its the best time, course people are all the same allover the place

The only time I really traveled outta hope county was when I went to engineering school for a year and a semester...

Engineering? oh shit that's cool can you like make explosives and stuff? or a car that shoots rockets?

I mean I know how to make good bear traps out of scraps. And I in theory know how to make things that explode? But I don't know about making cars.

Hiya Hurk :)

@bad-mad-dog

Agh! Holy shit you ain't here for my flesh meat or nothing are you Judge?!

I mean maybe later if I get bored :)

Joking, joking- Isacc would be mad at me :(

Still pissing your pants about last time??

Broba Fett? He's been havin' you over hasn't he?

Dog you where like some transformer being on that guys back like that, gave you a unfair height advantage I thought that would be cooler as a kid but that shit is freaky

You talkin about that story everyone tells about me?? That time wasn't even that dramatic- people just like playing it up-

And is it so wrong for Isacc to make friends with me? Seems a lot of his little buddies think so. But I've been mellowing out because of him so I don't see their issue.

Wasn't that dramatic? Wasn't that dramatic?! It was like something out of a horror movie, they shoulda given you a mask if you where goin to act like a slasher guy!

no it aint bad just gotta know that hes with my cult and we aint loosing a Hurkie to the Gate

He pissed me off so he got stabbed- not my fault his throat was in the way! He shouldn't of been bullying my broth- Julian- in front of me!

You're... trying to start a cult of your own??

What Julian you mean that tall walking tank? Who'd bully that fucking guy?

Hurks Gate, oh shit you could become a Hurkie and sign right up! its gonna be Just fucking, guns, girls and beer man, party city and none of that weird stuff that Edens Gate's got going on

So far we got me, you, Isacc, Nick not that he agreed but he's in it

Some fuck who ain't alive no more that's who.

Not really into girls or guns,, and I'm trying to limit drinking lately self improvement or whatever,, is there food? Pizza? Specifically good pizza? But also I can't really just leave the project cause my boyfriends are kinda really deep in it.

Man see my daddy woulda' just told me to man up if someone was doing that shit and I ain't even as tall as him.

Not into guns? not into guns? what i thought all you Peggies liked guns its one of them things what made me nearly sign right up before I learned all those rules Fuck yeh we got pizza and burgers two, any of the best food in the county we gonna have

Yeah and you're daddy woulda been next if I caught him saying that shit to my brother- No one speaks to him that way and gets away with it.

I mean yeah most of the rest of the project are, but I have bad depth perception which means bad aim, and I only recently was told a work around so... I'm more of a knife or sharp objects kind of guy.

Pizza...

Woh woh I'm not goin' around picking on people our Sweet Monkey King knows that ain't my game. He just gets in his moods cos this elections gettin' to him

You don't really gotta aim or nothing with a rocket launcher dude

Bet Dep could make more then just pizza when he ain't running around all the time

...whats a money king?

OH MAN buckle up! Ok, long ago there was this little mountain village in Kyrat. Things weren’t going so well there- everyone was starving and depressed and in real rough shape. Until one day this sickly little monkey just shows up! The villagers, they took him in.

They didn’t have much, but what they had they shared with they monkey. Everyone fell in love with him, he was just adorable man-and he gave them something to focus on other than their hard times. And he became family, you know?

They even let him drink with them and join in on their smoke session and blow them supers and stuff. And this is a fact- he was actually the first monkey ever to wear roller skates or smoke a cigar or play an accordion, or anything like that. I mean he was a next level monkey.

But one night, he just disappeared man. Into the woods, apparently. Weeks went by man. Months went by, depression set in and they thought that monkey was gone- they never think they’d see their cute little buddy again. But then out of the blue one afternoon he appeared- gift in hand. He wanted to thank them for the kindness they had shown him. And he had gone into the woods and found this unfamiliar seed pod and brought it back to the people of the village.

He squeezed the contents into a pipe and he gave it to a villager to smoke. The villager took one puff and his eyes rolled back into his head. He had never felt so relaxed, so free, so happy! Soon, everyone in town joined in- and they all got hooked on what is now commonly referred to as opium.

But the problem was, nobody knew where to find this magnificent flower pod! That was except for the monkey, who then, being a clever monkey used it as leverage to become their ruler- and eventually their god! So, apart from enslaving a village, uh, with a hardcore drug addiction, that god was pretty cool and rocked it pretty hard if you ask me. I mean he’s mischievous, he likes to party, he can roller skate… ah man, that’s why I’m going all in with the monkey king

Thats... Real cool..

Uh- where did you learn about this monkey king??

From my travels man, I've been allover you should try travelling its the best time, course people are all the same allover the place

The only time I really traveled outta hope county was when I went to engineering school for a year and a semester...

Hiya Hurk :)

@bad-mad-dog

Agh! Holy shit you ain't here for my flesh meat or nothing are you Judge?!

I mean maybe later if I get bored :)

Joking, joking- Isacc would be mad at me :(

Still pissing your pants about last time??

Broba Fett? He's been havin' you over hasn't he?

Dog you where like some transformer being on that guys back like that, gave you a unfair height advantage I thought that would be cooler as a kid but that shit is freaky

You talkin about that story everyone tells about me?? That time wasn't even that dramatic- people just like playing it up-

And is it so wrong for Isacc to make friends with me? Seems a lot of his little buddies think so. But I've been mellowing out because of him so I don't see their issue.

Wasn't that dramatic? Wasn't that dramatic?! It was like something out of a horror movie, they shoulda given you a mask if you where goin to act like a slasher guy!

no it aint bad just gotta know that hes with my cult and we aint loosing a Hurkie to the Gate

He pissed me off so he got stabbed- not my fault his throat was in the way! He shouldn't of been bullying my broth- Julian- in front of me!

You're... trying to start a cult of your own??

What Julian you mean that tall walking tank? Who'd bully that fucking guy?

Hurks Gate, oh shit you could become a Hurkie and sign right up! its gonna be Just fucking, guns, girls and beer man, party city and none of that weird stuff that Edens Gate's got going on

So far we got me, you, Isacc, Nick not that he agreed but he's in it

Some fuck who ain't alive no more that's who.

Not really into girls or guns,, and I'm trying to limit drinking lately self improvement or whatever,, is there food? Pizza? Specifically good pizza? But also I can't really just leave the project cause my boyfriends are kinda really deep in it.

Man see my daddy woulda' just told me to man up if someone was doing that shit and I ain't even as tall as him.

Not into guns? not into guns? what i thought all you Peggies liked guns its one of them things what made me nearly sign right up before I learned all those rules Fuck yeh we got pizza and burgers two, any of the best food in the county we gonna have

Yeah and you're daddy woulda been next if I caught him saying that shit to my brother- No one speaks to him that way and gets away with it.

I mean yeah most of the rest of the project are, but I have bad depth perception which means bad aim, and I only recently was told a work around so... I'm more of a knife or sharp objects kind of guy.

Pizza...

Woh woh I'm not goin' around picking on people our Sweet Monkey King knows that ain't my game. He just gets in his moods cos this elections gettin' to him

You don't really gotta aim or nothing with a rocket launcher dude

Bet Dep could make more then just pizza when he ain't running around all the time

...whats a money king?

OH MAN buckle up! Ok, long ago there was this little mountain village in Kyrat. Things weren’t going so well there- everyone was starving and depressed and in real rough shape. Until one day this sickly little monkey just shows up! The villagers, they took him in.

They didn’t have much, but what they had they shared with they monkey. Everyone fell in love with him, he was just adorable man-and he gave them something to focus on other than their hard times. And he became family, you know?

They even let him drink with them and join in on their smoke session and blow them supers and stuff. And this is a fact- he was actually the first monkey ever to wear roller skates or smoke a cigar or play an accordion, or anything like that. I mean he was a next level monkey.

But one night, he just disappeared man. Into the woods, apparently. Weeks went by man. Months went by, depression set in and they thought that monkey was gone- they never think they’d see their cute little buddy again. But then out of the blue one afternoon he appeared- gift in hand. He wanted to thank them for the kindness they had shown him. And he had gone into the woods and found this unfamiliar seed pod and brought it back to the people of the village.

He squeezed the contents into a pipe and he gave it to a villager to smoke. The villager took one puff and his eyes rolled back into his head. He had never felt so relaxed, so free, so happy! Soon, everyone in town joined in- and they all got hooked on what is now commonly referred to as opium.

But the problem was, nobody knew where to find this magnificent flower pod! That was except for the monkey, who then, being a clever monkey used it as leverage to become their ruler- and eventually their god! So, apart from enslaving a village, uh, with a hardcore drug addiction, that god was pretty cool and rocked it pretty hard if you ask me. I mean he’s mischievous, he likes to party, he can roller skate… ah man, that’s why I’m going all in with the monkey king

Thats... Real cool..

Uh- where did you learn about this monkey king??

IT BIT ME- ISACC IT BIT MEEE-

@flamethrower-disco-party

It? what bit you? Wait bit you and how bad is it?

Mutt bit me!!! It was like he wanted to take a chunk outta me!!

Mutt you bit him?! What could Sharky have done to earn that or where you doing it in the friendly way?

@bad-mad-dog

He's such a baby- I nibbled him- I didn't try to take a chunk outta him- He can sue me for trying to make friends- >:(

Remember how I reacted when you first started biting me? Sharky, he just does that I promise you hes not being aggressive or hostile about it

He fucking bites people just to bite em?!

And you don't????

NO?!

@deputy-rook

What's wrong with him-???

It's more like you giving bear hugs. Sometimes it feels like you might pop a lung doing that

I have these weird ass teeth marks in my arm man-

You needa take him to a dentist-

Alright, hold still and let me look at it... If he drew blood then we'll need to clean it. It makes me think of Shark teeth sometimes.

It's natural, as far as i know its not a problem It isn't one right?

@bad-mad-dog

These are my natural chompers and I like em.

Nevermind the food getting stuck in em-

We'll get you some tooth picks or dental floss for that

I like chewing on the wooden toothpicks :)

Just please don't swallow any of them alright?

I wonnnt! I learned from last time!

L-last time? Should I be worried?

Don't worry! That was a year or so ago n Jacob took me to the ER for it! I'm fine now :)

Maybe not any more toothpicks then, dental floss should be safer

M startin ta think you're just trying to trick me into brushing my teeth more-

Wait how often do you brush your teeth? it should be two times a day you know

Whaaaa?? 'Course I brush em twice a day.... Totally-

Cause he makes me..

You don't want to lose any teeth Mutt, and I really don't want your teeth to hurt

Thats why Jacob will hold me down and brush em for me if I try to escape it.

Or he'll sit there in front of the bathroom door till he's seen me brush em the full 2 minutes.

...the man doesn't play any games about my teeth...

Good

um... Is it the toothpaste taste the problem? I think someone might have some of that bubblegum flavoured stuff if that would get you brushing them more willingly

,,, bubblegum?

It's a little artificial tasting and but if it gets you willingly brushing your teeth? I can ask arround, I think Sharky or Dutch has some stockpiled somewhere

Oooo..

We visit Grandpa about it? :3

Grandpa? wait you mean Dutch? We can go over to his if you want, I don't have any plans for today

Yay! I get to terrorize- i mean- talk to Grandpa :)

Heh, he puts up with a lot from us at the best of times It's nice though, he puts up with a lot really

Gonna ask him lotsa dumb pointless questions no one bothers answering usually cause he usually will answer em :)

Hiya Hurk :)

@bad-mad-dog

Agh! Holy shit you ain't here for my flesh meat or nothing are you Judge?!

I mean maybe later if I get bored :)

Joking, joking- Isacc would be mad at me :(

Still pissing your pants about last time??

Broba Fett? He's been havin' you over hasn't he?

Dog you where like some transformer being on that guys back like that, gave you a unfair height advantage I thought that would be cooler as a kid but that shit is freaky

You talkin about that story everyone tells about me?? That time wasn't even that dramatic- people just like playing it up-

And is it so wrong for Isacc to make friends with me? Seems a lot of his little buddies think so. But I've been mellowing out because of him so I don't see their issue.

Wasn't that dramatic? Wasn't that dramatic?! It was like something out of a horror movie, they shoulda given you a mask if you where goin to act like a slasher guy!

no it aint bad just gotta know that hes with my cult and we aint loosing a Hurkie to the Gate

He pissed me off so he got stabbed- not my fault his throat was in the way! He shouldn't of been bullying my broth- Julian- in front of me!

You're... trying to start a cult of your own??

What Julian you mean that tall walking tank? Who'd bully that fucking guy?

Hurks Gate, oh shit you could become a Hurkie and sign right up! its gonna be Just fucking, guns, girls and beer man, party city and none of that weird stuff that Edens Gate's got going on

So far we got me, you, Isacc, Nick not that he agreed but he's in it

Some fuck who ain't alive no more that's who.

Not really into girls or guns,, and I'm trying to limit drinking lately self improvement or whatever,, is there food? Pizza? Specifically good pizza? But also I can't really just leave the project cause my boyfriends are kinda really deep in it.

Man see my daddy woulda' just told me to man up if someone was doing that shit and I ain't even as tall as him.

Not into guns? not into guns? what i thought all you Peggies liked guns its one of them things what made me nearly sign right up before I learned all those rules Fuck yeh we got pizza and burgers two, any of the best food in the county we gonna have

Yeah and you're daddy woulda been next if I caught him saying that shit to my brother- No one speaks to him that way and gets away with it.

I mean yeah most of the rest of the project are, but I have bad depth perception which means bad aim, and I only recently was told a work around so... I'm more of a knife or sharp objects kind of guy.

Pizza...

Woh woh I'm not goin' around picking on people our Sweet Monkey King knows that ain't my game. He just gets in his moods cos this elections gettin' to him

You don't really gotta aim or nothing with a rocket launcher dude

Bet Dep could make more then just pizza when he ain't running around all the time

...whats a money king?

IT BIT ME- ISACC IT BIT MEEE-

@flamethrower-disco-party

It? what bit you? Wait bit you and how bad is it?

Mutt bit me!!! It was like he wanted to take a chunk outta me!!

Mutt you bit him?! What could Sharky have done to earn that or where you doing it in the friendly way?

@bad-mad-dog

He's such a baby- I nibbled him- I didn't try to take a chunk outta him- He can sue me for trying to make friends- >:(

Remember how I reacted when you first started biting me? Sharky, he just does that I promise you hes not being aggressive or hostile about it

He fucking bites people just to bite em?!

And you don't????

NO?!

@deputy-rook

What's wrong with him-???

It's more like you giving bear hugs. Sometimes it feels like you might pop a lung doing that

I have these weird ass teeth marks in my arm man-

You needa take him to a dentist-

Alright, hold still and let me look at it... If he drew blood then we'll need to clean it. It makes me think of Shark teeth sometimes.

It's natural, as far as i know its not a problem It isn't one right?

@bad-mad-dog

These are my natural chompers and I like em.

Nevermind the food getting stuck in em-

We'll get you some tooth picks or dental floss for that

I like chewing on the wooden toothpicks :)

Just please don't swallow any of them alright?

I wonnnt! I learned from last time!

L-last time? Should I be worried?

Don't worry! That was a year or so ago n Jacob took me to the ER for it! I'm fine now :)

Maybe not any more toothpicks then, dental floss should be safer

M startin ta think you're just trying to trick me into brushing my teeth more-

Wait how often do you brush your teeth? it should be two times a day you know

Whaaaa?? 'Course I brush em twice a day.... Totally-

Cause he makes me..

You don't want to lose any teeth Mutt, and I really don't want your teeth to hurt

Thats why Jacob will hold me down and brush em for me if I try to escape it.

Or he'll sit there in front of the bathroom door till he's seen me brush em the full 2 minutes.

...the man doesn't play any games about my teeth...

Good

um... Is it the toothpaste taste the problem? I think someone might have some of that bubblegum flavoured stuff if that would get you brushing them more willingly

,,, bubblegum?

It's a little artificial tasting and but if it gets you willingly brushing your teeth? I can ask arround, I think Sharky or Dutch has some stockpiled somewhere

Oooo..

We visit Grandpa about it? :3

Grandpa? wait you mean Dutch? We can go over to his if you want, I don't have any plans for today

Yay! I get to terrorize- i mean- talk to Grandpa :)

IT BIT ME- ISACC IT BIT MEEE-

@flamethrower-disco-party

It? what bit you? Wait bit you and how bad is it?

Mutt bit me!!! It was like he wanted to take a chunk outta me!!

Mutt you bit him?! What could Sharky have done to earn that or where you doing it in the friendly way?

@bad-mad-dog

He's such a baby- I nibbled him- I didn't try to take a chunk outta him- He can sue me for trying to make friends- >:(

Remember how I reacted when you first started biting me? Sharky, he just does that I promise you hes not being aggressive or hostile about it

He fucking bites people just to bite em?!

And you don't????

NO?!

@deputy-rook

What's wrong with him-???

It's more like you giving bear hugs. Sometimes it feels like you might pop a lung doing that

I have these weird ass teeth marks in my arm man-

You needa take him to a dentist-

Alright, hold still and let me look at it... If he drew blood then we'll need to clean it. It makes me think of Shark teeth sometimes.

It's natural, as far as i know its not a problem It isn't one right?

@bad-mad-dog

These are my natural chompers and I like em.

Nevermind the food getting stuck in em-

We'll get you some tooth picks or dental floss for that

I like chewing on the wooden toothpicks :)

Just please don't swallow any of them alright?

I wonnnt! I learned from last time!

L-last time? Should I be worried?

Don't worry! That was a year or so ago n Jacob took me to the ER for it! I'm fine now :)

Maybe not any more toothpicks then, dental floss should be safer

M startin ta think you're just trying to trick me into brushing my teeth more-

Wait how often do you brush your teeth? it should be two times a day you know

Whaaaa?? 'Course I brush em twice a day.... Totally-

Cause he makes me..

You don't want to lose any teeth Mutt, and I really don't want your teeth to hurt

Thats why Jacob will hold me down and brush em for me if I try to escape it.

Or he'll sit there in front of the bathroom door till he's seen me brush em the full 2 minutes.

...the man doesn't play any games about my teeth...

Good

um... Is it the toothpaste taste the problem? I think someone might have some of that bubblegum flavoured stuff if that would get you brushing them more willingly

,,, bubblegum?

It's a little artificial tasting and but if it gets you willingly brushing your teeth? I can ask arround, I think Sharky or Dutch has some stockpiled somewhere

Oooo..

We visit Grandpa about it? :3

Hiya Hurk :)

@bad-mad-dog

Agh! Holy shit you ain't here for my flesh meat or nothing are you Judge?!

I mean maybe later if I get bored :)

Joking, joking- Isacc would be mad at me :(

Still pissing your pants about last time??

Broba Fett? He's been havin' you over hasn't he?

Dog you where like some transformer being on that guys back like that, gave you a unfair height advantage I thought that would be cooler as a kid but that shit is freaky

You talkin about that story everyone tells about me?? That time wasn't even that dramatic- people just like playing it up-

And is it so wrong for Isacc to make friends with me? Seems a lot of his little buddies think so. But I've been mellowing out because of him so I don't see their issue.

Wasn't that dramatic? Wasn't that dramatic?! It was like something out of a horror movie, they shoulda given you a mask if you where goin to act like a slasher guy!

no it aint bad just gotta know that hes with my cult and we aint loosing a Hurkie to the Gate

He pissed me off so he got stabbed- not my fault his throat was in the way! He shouldn't of been bullying my broth- Julian- in front of me!

You're... trying to start a cult of your own??

What Julian you mean that tall walking tank? Who'd bully that fucking guy?

Hurks Gate, oh shit you could become a Hurkie and sign right up! its gonna be Just fucking, guns, girls and beer man, party city and none of that weird stuff that Edens Gate's got going on

So far we got me, you, Isacc, Nick not that he agreed but he's in it

Some fuck who ain't alive no more that's who.

Not really into girls or guns,, and I'm trying to limit drinking lately self improvement or whatever,, is there food? Pizza? Specifically good pizza? But also I can't really just leave the project cause my boyfriends are kinda really deep in it.

Man see my daddy woulda' just told me to man up if someone was doing that shit and I ain't even as tall as him.

Not into guns? not into guns? what i thought all you Peggies liked guns its one of them things what made me nearly sign right up before I learned all those rules Fuck yeh we got pizza and burgers two, any of the best food in the county we gonna have

Yeah and you're daddy woulda been next if I caught him saying that shit to my brother- No one speaks to him that way and gets away with it.

I mean yeah most of the rest of the project are, but I have bad depth perception which means bad aim, and I only recently was told a work around so... I'm more of a knife or sharp objects kind of guy.

Pizza...

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( * BARE BONES.

a selection of headcanon questions inspired by key bones in the human body.

skull. what memories/thoughts do they guard the most from others ?

cheekbone. what makes them smile ?

mandible / jawbone. what are they incapable of saying out loud ?

teeth. what lasting mark do they leave on others ?

hyoid / neck. who taught them to speak up, or stay silent ?

clavicle / collarbone. who/what do they lean on when they're vulnerable ?

scapula / shoulderblade. what burden do they carry on their back ?

sternum. what makes their heart pound hardest ?

ribcage. who/what are they trying to protect ?

humerus. do they use humour as a shield or a weapon ? what from/to ?

radius. who/what do they reach for first in a crisis ?

ulna. who stands by them no matter what ?

carpals. what small habits do they have ?

metacarpals. do they ask for help or clench their fists and bear it ?

phalanges. what is their relationship with touch ?

spine. when do they lose their backbone, what scares them ?

pelvis. what future or legacy are they afraid/excited to be responsible for ?

sacrum. what sacrifices have they made ?

coccyx / tailbone. what outdated beliefs do they still carry, if any ?

femur. what drives them forward ?

patella / kneecap. how compliant/obedient are they, who will they kneel for ?

tibia. who/what keeps them moving forward ?

fibula. do they ever feel overlooked ?

tarsals. what past mistakes stick with them with every step they take ?

metatarsals. if they could disappear for a day, where would they run ?

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₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis/headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.

[ 🖐️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling ? [ ☂️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they crave touch or fear it ? [ 🎐 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a sound, like a song or voice, that they associate with peace ? [ 🕊️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen did they feel the safest ? [ 💤 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they sleep ? curled up, sprawled, holding onto something ? [ 🦇 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a fear they never talk about ? [ 🔒 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a secret they’ve sworn never to tell ? [ 🪢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they broke a promise ? [ 🫳 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they feel they owe, but never paid back ? [ 💼 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do they always carry with them ? [ 🧨 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the quickest way to set them off, even if they hide it well ? [ ⛓️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does guilt feel like to them ? [ 💢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho have they never forgiven and never will ? [ 🩸 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there something or someone that, if lost, would break them ? [ 🌧️ ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a pain they refuse to heal from ? [ 🪞 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen have they looked at their reflection and hated what they saw ? [ 📿 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat superstition or ritual do they cling to ? [ 🌊 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they cried ? [ 🐾 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo animals like them instinctively ? [ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ? [ 🫀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho taught them what love is ? did it hurt ? [ 💭 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they believe they’re worthy of being loved ? [ 🎀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is their main love language ? [ 🔦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they search for ? [ 📜 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a story they love sharing with others ? [ 🌒 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a dream or goal they have given up on ? [ 🕯️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat memory do they replay when they’re alone ? [ 🌪️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the one choice they regret (not) making ? [ 🧩 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s a truth about themselves they refuse to admit ? [ 🍻 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of drunk are they ? [ ✉️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of letter would they write but never send ? [ 🗡️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a scar that they have but never talk about ? [ 🕸️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a favourite lie they like to hear ? [ 🪦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat would they want on their gravestone but never admit aloud ? [ 🎱 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of future do they crave, and who’s in it ? [ 🌀 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a recurring dream or nightmare ? [ 🍃 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they feel like they belong ? [ ⚓ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does “home” mean to them ? [ 🧭 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhere would they go if they could disappear tomorrow ?

....seriously, Mutt??! Tell me you didnt just do that!!!

Do what??

Which thing???

I didn't steal Hurk's rocket launcher- and blow up a out post by accident- you did-

#asks

Big cookout at Fall's end! All locals invited! You coming?

Oooooo free meat-

I'll come~ I don't know if the other locals will be at ease but they'll just have to deal with me.

#asks

They're coming for you. They know what you did.

THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE-

...Which thing though?? I've done a lot-

#asks

Hiya Hurk :)

@bad-mad-dog

Agh! Holy shit you ain't here for my flesh meat or nothing are you Judge?!

I mean maybe later if I get bored :)

Joking, joking- Isacc would be mad at me :(

Still pissing your pants about last time??

Broba Fett? He's been havin' you over hasn't he?

Dog you where like some transformer being on that guys back like that, gave you a unfair height advantage I thought that would be cooler as a kid but that shit is freaky

You talkin about that story everyone tells about me?? That time wasn't even that dramatic- people just like playing it up-

And is it so wrong for Isacc to make friends with me? Seems a lot of his little buddies think so. But I've been mellowing out because of him so I don't see their issue.

Wasn't that dramatic? Wasn't that dramatic?! It was like something out of a horror movie, they shoulda given you a mask if you where goin to act like a slasher guy!

no it aint bad just gotta know that hes with my cult and we aint loosing a Hurkie to the Gate

He pissed me off so he got stabbed- not my fault his throat was in the way! He shouldn't of been bullying my broth- Julian- in front of me!

You're... trying to start a cult of your own??

What Julian you mean that tall walking tank? Who'd bully that fucking guy?

Hurks Gate, oh shit you could become a Hurkie and sign right up! its gonna be Just fucking, guns, girls and beer man, party city and none of that weird stuff that Edens Gate's got going on

So far we got me, you, Isacc, Nick not that he agreed but he's in it

Some fuck who ain't alive no more that's who.

Not really into girls or guns,, and I'm trying to limit drinking lately self improvement or whatever,, is there food? Pizza? Specifically good pizza? But also I can't really just leave the project cause my boyfriends are kinda really deep in it.

IT BIT ME- ISACC IT BIT MEEE-

@flamethrower-disco-party

It? what bit you? Wait bit you and how bad is it?

Mutt bit me!!! It was like he wanted to take a chunk outta me!!

Mutt you bit him?! What could Sharky have done to earn that or where you doing it in the friendly way?

@bad-mad-dog

He's such a baby- I nibbled him- I didn't try to take a chunk outta him- He can sue me for trying to make friends- >:(

Remember how I reacted when you first started biting me? Sharky, he just does that I promise you hes not being aggressive or hostile about it

He fucking bites people just to bite em?!

And you don't????

NO?!

@deputy-rook

What's wrong with him-???

It's more like you giving bear hugs. Sometimes it feels like you might pop a lung doing that

I have these weird ass teeth marks in my arm man-

You needa take him to a dentist-

Alright, hold still and let me look at it... If he drew blood then we'll need to clean it. It makes me think of Shark teeth sometimes.

It's natural, as far as i know its not a problem It isn't one right?

@bad-mad-dog

These are my natural chompers and I like em.

Nevermind the food getting stuck in em-

We'll get you some tooth picks or dental floss for that

I like chewing on the wooden toothpicks :)

Just please don't swallow any of them alright?

I wonnnt! I learned from last time!

L-last time? Should I be worried?

Don't worry! That was a year or so ago n Jacob took me to the ER for it! I'm fine now :)

Maybe not any more toothpicks then, dental floss should be safer

M startin ta think you're just trying to trick me into brushing my teeth more-

Wait how often do you brush your teeth? it should be two times a day you know

Whaaaa?? 'Course I brush em twice a day.... Totally-

Cause he makes me..

You don't want to lose any teeth Mutt, and I really don't want your teeth to hurt

Thats why Jacob will hold me down and brush em for me if I try to escape it.

Or he'll sit there in front of the bathroom door till he's seen me brush em the full 2 minutes.

...the man doesn't play any games about my teeth...

Good

um... Is it the toothpaste taste the problem? I think someone might have some of that bubblegum flavoured stuff if that would get you brushing them more willingly

,,, bubblegum?

IT BIT ME- ISACC IT BIT MEEE-

@flamethrower-disco-party

It? what bit you? Wait bit you and how bad is it?

Mutt bit me!!! It was like he wanted to take a chunk outta me!!

Mutt you bit him?! What could Sharky have done to earn that or where you doing it in the friendly way?

@bad-mad-dog

He's such a baby- I nibbled him- I didn't try to take a chunk outta him- He can sue me for trying to make friends- >:(

Remember how I reacted when you first started biting me? Sharky, he just does that I promise you hes not being aggressive or hostile about it

He fucking bites people just to bite em?!

And you don't????

NO?!

@deputy-rook

What's wrong with him-???

It's more like you giving bear hugs. Sometimes it feels like you might pop a lung doing that

I have these weird ass teeth marks in my arm man-

You needa take him to a dentist-

Alright, hold still and let me look at it... If he drew blood then we'll need to clean it. It makes me think of Shark teeth sometimes.

It's natural, as far as i know its not a problem It isn't one right?

@bad-mad-dog

These are my natural chompers and I like em.

Nevermind the food getting stuck in em-

We'll get you some tooth picks or dental floss for that

I like chewing on the wooden toothpicks :)

Just please don't swallow any of them alright?

I wonnnt! I learned from last time!

L-last time? Should I be worried?

Don't worry! That was a year or so ago n Jacob took me to the ER for it! I'm fine now :)

Maybe not any more toothpicks then, dental floss should be safer

M startin ta think you're just trying to trick me into brushing my teeth more-

Wait how often do you brush your teeth? it should be two times a day you know

Whaaaa?? 'Course I brush em twice a day.... Totally-

Cause he makes me..

You don't want to lose any teeth Mutt, and I really don't want your teeth to hurt