Hurk's Gate

Whoa deja vu du man have we if we met before? You've gotta come join Hurks Gate! If youre hearin me we gonna be partyin all day not any of that freaky shit what with that Eden’s Gate nonsense or nothin'. ((Mun is an adult))

[hurks-gate]

Hey there handsome

-🌹

@hells-coming-with-me

What's cookin' good lookin'~ heh long time no see. Where've you been?

[hells-coming-with-me]

Aww I'm stuck in Fall's End, that John Seed been snatchin' folks right from their homes. Mary May, Pastor Jerome, an' I have just been tryin' to keep up.

With the road blocks an' patrols I haven' been able to get up to the Whitetails!

Ugh I miss my Hurkiebear

-🌹

[hurks-gate]

Well come on up here and party Hunnybun! Could get Deps driving, I'll come with make it a mini road trip!

Johnny boy running around with all that yes shit…

Oh! we should set some place up with a stink bomb make him think that someone real important is there so he goes and gets his dumbass gassed

[hurks-gate]

Hey there handsome

-🌹

@hells-coming-with-me

What's cookin' good lookin'~ heh long time no see. Where've you been?

[hurks-gate]

Hiya Hurk :)

@bad-mad-dog

Agh! Holy shit you ain't here for my flesh meat or nothing are you Judge?!

[bad-mad-dog]

I mean maybe later if I get bored :)

Joking, joking- Isacc would be mad at me :(

Still pissing your pants about last time??

[hurks-gate]

Broba Fett? He's been havin' you over hasn't he?

Dog you where like some transformer being on that guys back like that, gave you a unfair height advantage I thought that would be cooler as a kid but that shit is freaky

[bad-mad-dog]

You talkin about that story everyone tells about me?? That time wasn't even that dramatic- people just like playing it up-

And is it so wrong for Isacc to make friends with me? Seems a lot of his little buddies think so. But I've been mellowing out because of him so I don't see their issue.

[hurks-gate]

Wasn't that dramatic? Wasn't that dramatic?! It was like something out of a horror movie, they shoulda given you a mask if you where goin to act like a slasher guy!

no it aint bad just gotta know that hes with my cult and we aint loosing a Hurkie to the Gate

[bad-mad-dog]

He pissed me off so he got stabbed- not my fault his throat was in the way! He shouldn't of been bullying my broth- Julian- in front of me!

You're... trying to start a cult of your own??

[hurks-gate]

What Julian you mean that tall walking tank? Who'd bully that fucking guy?

Hurks Gate, oh shit you could become a Hurkie and sign right up! its gonna be Just fucking, guns, girls and beer man, party city and none of that weird stuff that Edens Gate's got going on

So far we got me, you, Isacc, Nick not that he agreed but he's in it

[bad-mad-dog]

Some fuck who ain't alive no more that's who.

Not really into girls or guns,, and I'm trying to limit drinking lately self improvement or whatever,, is there food? Pizza? Specifically good pizza? But also I can't really just leave the project cause my boyfriends are kinda really deep in it.

[hurks-gate]

Man see my daddy woulda' just told me to man up if someone was doing that shit and I ain't even as tall as him.

Not into guns? not into guns? what i thought all you Peggies liked guns its one of them things what made me nearly sign right up before I learned all those rules Fuck yeh we got pizza and burgers two, any of the best food in the county we gonna have

[bad-mad-dog]

Yeah and you're daddy woulda been next if I caught him saying that shit to my brother- No one speaks to him that way and gets away with it.

I mean yeah most of the rest of the project are, but I have bad depth perception which means bad aim, and I only recently was told a work around so... I'm more of a knife or sharp objects kind of guy.

Pizza...

[hurks-gate]

Woh woh I'm not goin' around picking on people our Sweet Monkey King knows that ain't my game. He just gets in his moods cos this elections gettin' to him

You don't really gotta aim or nothing with a rocket launcher dude

Bet Dep could make more then just pizza when he ain't running around all the time

[bad-mad-dog]

...whats a money king?

[hurks-gate]

OH MAN buckle up! Ok, long ago there was this little mountain village in Kyrat. Things weren’t going so well there- everyone was starving and depressed and in real rough shape. Until one day this sickly little monkey just shows up! The villagers, they took him in.

They didn’t have much, but what they had they shared with they monkey. Everyone fell in love with him, he was just adorable man-and he gave them something to focus on other than their hard times. And he became family, you know?

They even let him drink with them and join in on their smoke session and blow them supers and stuff. And this is a fact- he was actually the first monkey ever to wear roller skates or smoke a cigar or play an accordion, or anything like that. I mean he was a next level monkey.

But one night, he just disappeared man. Into the woods, apparently. Weeks went by man. Months went by, depression set in and they thought that monkey was gone- they never think they’d see their cute little buddy again. But then out of the blue one afternoon he appeared- gift in hand. He wanted to thank them for the kindness they had shown him. And he had gone into the woods and found this unfamiliar seed pod and brought it back to the people of the village.

He squeezed the contents into a pipe and he gave it to a villager to smoke. The villager took one puff and his eyes rolled back into his head. He had never felt so relaxed, so free, so happy! Soon, everyone in town joined in- and they all got hooked on what is now commonly referred to as opium.

But the problem was, nobody knew where to find this magnificent flower pod! That was except for the monkey, who then, being a clever monkey used it as leverage to become their ruler- and eventually their god! So, apart from enslaving a village, uh, with a hardcore drug addiction, that god was pretty cool and rocked it pretty hard if you ask me. I mean he’s mischievous, he likes to party, he can roller skate… ah man, that’s why I’m going all in with the monkey king

[bad-mad-dog]

Thats... Real cool..

Uh- where did you learn about this monkey king??

[hurks-gate]

From my travels man, I've been allover you should try travelling its the best time, course people are all the same allover the place

[bad-mad-dog]

The only time I really traveled outta hope county was when I went to engineering school for a year and a semester...

[hurks-gate]

Engineering? oh shit that's cool can you like make explosives and stuff? or a car that shoots rockets?

[bad-mad-dog]

I mean I know how to make good bear traps out of scraps. And I in theory know how to make things that explode? But I don't know about making cars.

[hurks-gate]

you could strap a big ass bear trap to a truck grill! or something like what one of those trains have the thing what stops things from getting stuck to the frount of em, that wouldnt need too much mechanical know how or what not

[hurks-gate]

Hiya Hurk :)

@bad-mad-dog

Agh! Holy shit you ain't here for my flesh meat or nothing are you Judge?!

[bad-mad-dog]

I mean maybe later if I get bored :)

Joking, joking- Isacc would be mad at me :(

Still pissing your pants about last time??

[hurks-gate]

Broba Fett? He's been havin' you over hasn't he?

Dog you where like some transformer being on that guys back like that, gave you a unfair height advantage I thought that would be cooler as a kid but that shit is freaky

[bad-mad-dog]

You talkin about that story everyone tells about me?? That time wasn't even that dramatic- people just like playing it up-

And is it so wrong for Isacc to make friends with me? Seems a lot of his little buddies think so. But I've been mellowing out because of him so I don't see their issue.

[hurks-gate]

Wasn't that dramatic? Wasn't that dramatic?! It was like something out of a horror movie, they shoulda given you a mask if you where goin to act like a slasher guy!

no it aint bad just gotta know that hes with my cult and we aint loosing a Hurkie to the Gate

[bad-mad-dog]

He pissed me off so he got stabbed- not my fault his throat was in the way! He shouldn't of been bullying my broth- Julian- in front of me!

You're... trying to start a cult of your own??

[hurks-gate]

What Julian you mean that tall walking tank? Who'd bully that fucking guy?

Hurks Gate, oh shit you could become a Hurkie and sign right up! its gonna be Just fucking, guns, girls and beer man, party city and none of that weird stuff that Edens Gate's got going on

So far we got me, you, Isacc, Nick not that he agreed but he's in it

[bad-mad-dog]

Some fuck who ain't alive no more that's who.

Not really into girls or guns,, and I'm trying to limit drinking lately self improvement or whatever,, is there food? Pizza? Specifically good pizza? But also I can't really just leave the project cause my boyfriends are kinda really deep in it.

[hurks-gate]

Man see my daddy woulda' just told me to man up if someone was doing that shit and I ain't even as tall as him.

Not into guns? not into guns? what i thought all you Peggies liked guns its one of them things what made me nearly sign right up before I learned all those rules Fuck yeh we got pizza and burgers two, any of the best food in the county we gonna have

[bad-mad-dog]

Yeah and you're daddy woulda been next if I caught him saying that shit to my brother- No one speaks to him that way and gets away with it.

I mean yeah most of the rest of the project are, but I have bad depth perception which means bad aim, and I only recently was told a work around so... I'm more of a knife or sharp objects kind of guy.

Pizza...

[hurks-gate]

Woh woh I'm not goin' around picking on people our Sweet Monkey King knows that ain't my game. He just gets in his moods cos this elections gettin' to him

You don't really gotta aim or nothing with a rocket launcher dude

Bet Dep could make more then just pizza when he ain't running around all the time

[bad-mad-dog]

...whats a money king?

[hurks-gate]

OH MAN buckle up! Ok, long ago there was this little mountain village in Kyrat. Things weren’t going so well there- everyone was starving and depressed and in real rough shape. Until one day this sickly little monkey just shows up! The villagers, they took him in.

They didn’t have much, but what they had they shared with they monkey. Everyone fell in love with him, he was just adorable man-and he gave them something to focus on other than their hard times. And he became family, you know?

They even let him drink with them and join in on their smoke session and blow them supers and stuff. And this is a fact- he was actually the first monkey ever to wear roller skates or smoke a cigar or play an accordion, or anything like that. I mean he was a next level monkey.

But one night, he just disappeared man. Into the woods, apparently. Weeks went by man. Months went by, depression set in and they thought that monkey was gone- they never think they’d see their cute little buddy again. But then out of the blue one afternoon he appeared- gift in hand. He wanted to thank them for the kindness they had shown him. And he had gone into the woods and found this unfamiliar seed pod and brought it back to the people of the village.

He squeezed the contents into a pipe and he gave it to a villager to smoke. The villager took one puff and his eyes rolled back into his head. He had never felt so relaxed, so free, so happy! Soon, everyone in town joined in- and they all got hooked on what is now commonly referred to as opium.

But the problem was, nobody knew where to find this magnificent flower pod! That was except for the monkey, who then, being a clever monkey used it as leverage to become their ruler- and eventually their god! So, apart from enslaving a village, uh, with a hardcore drug addiction, that god was pretty cool and rocked it pretty hard if you ask me. I mean he’s mischievous, he likes to party, he can roller skate… ah man, that’s why I’m going all in with the monkey king

[bad-mad-dog]

Thats... Real cool..

Uh- where did you learn about this monkey king??

[hurks-gate]

From my travels man, I've been allover you should try travelling its the best time, course people are all the same allover the place

[bad-mad-dog]

The only time I really traveled outta hope county was when I went to engineering school for a year and a semester...

[hurks-gate]

Engineering? oh shit that's cool can you like make explosives and stuff? or a car that shoots rockets?

[hurks-gate]

Hiya Hurk :)

@bad-mad-dog

Agh! Holy shit you ain't here for my flesh meat or nothing are you Judge?!

[bad-mad-dog]

I mean maybe later if I get bored :)

Joking, joking- Isacc would be mad at me :(

Still pissing your pants about last time??

[hurks-gate]

Broba Fett? He's been havin' you over hasn't he?

Dog you where like some transformer being on that guys back like that, gave you a unfair height advantage I thought that would be cooler as a kid but that shit is freaky

[bad-mad-dog]

You talkin about that story everyone tells about me?? That time wasn't even that dramatic- people just like playing it up-

And is it so wrong for Isacc to make friends with me? Seems a lot of his little buddies think so. But I've been mellowing out because of him so I don't see their issue.

[hurks-gate]

Wasn't that dramatic? Wasn't that dramatic?! It was like something out of a horror movie, they shoulda given you a mask if you where goin to act like a slasher guy!

no it aint bad just gotta know that hes with my cult and we aint loosing a Hurkie to the Gate

[bad-mad-dog]

He pissed me off so he got stabbed- not my fault his throat was in the way! He shouldn't of been bullying my broth- Julian- in front of me!

You're... trying to start a cult of your own??

[hurks-gate]

What Julian you mean that tall walking tank? Who'd bully that fucking guy?

Hurks Gate, oh shit you could become a Hurkie and sign right up! its gonna be Just fucking, guns, girls and beer man, party city and none of that weird stuff that Edens Gate's got going on

So far we got me, you, Isacc, Nick not that he agreed but he's in it

[bad-mad-dog]

Some fuck who ain't alive no more that's who.

Not really into girls or guns,, and I'm trying to limit drinking lately self improvement or whatever,, is there food? Pizza? Specifically good pizza? But also I can't really just leave the project cause my boyfriends are kinda really deep in it.

[hurks-gate]

Man see my daddy woulda' just told me to man up if someone was doing that shit and I ain't even as tall as him.

Not into guns? not into guns? what i thought all you Peggies liked guns its one of them things what made me nearly sign right up before I learned all those rules Fuck yeh we got pizza and burgers two, any of the best food in the county we gonna have

[bad-mad-dog]

Yeah and you're daddy woulda been next if I caught him saying that shit to my brother- No one speaks to him that way and gets away with it.

I mean yeah most of the rest of the project are, but I have bad depth perception which means bad aim, and I only recently was told a work around so... I'm more of a knife or sharp objects kind of guy.

Pizza...

[hurks-gate]

Woh woh I'm not goin' around picking on people our Sweet Monkey King knows that ain't my game. He just gets in his moods cos this elections gettin' to him

You don't really gotta aim or nothing with a rocket launcher dude

Bet Dep could make more then just pizza when he ain't running around all the time

[bad-mad-dog]

...whats a money king?

[hurks-gate]

OH MAN buckle up! Ok, long ago there was this little mountain village in Kyrat. Things weren’t going so well there- everyone was starving and depressed and in real rough shape. Until one day this sickly little monkey just shows up! The villagers, they took him in.

They didn’t have much, but what they had they shared with they monkey. Everyone fell in love with him, he was just adorable man-and he gave them something to focus on other than their hard times. And he became family, you know?

They even let him drink with them and join in on their smoke session and blow them supers and stuff. And this is a fact- he was actually the first monkey ever to wear roller skates or smoke a cigar or play an accordion, or anything like that. I mean he was a next level monkey.

But one night, he just disappeared man. Into the woods, apparently. Weeks went by man. Months went by, depression set in and they thought that monkey was gone- they never think they’d see their cute little buddy again. But then out of the blue one afternoon he appeared- gift in hand. He wanted to thank them for the kindness they had shown him. And he had gone into the woods and found this unfamiliar seed pod and brought it back to the people of the village.

He squeezed the contents into a pipe and he gave it to a villager to smoke. The villager took one puff and his eyes rolled back into his head. He had never felt so relaxed, so free, so happy! Soon, everyone in town joined in- and they all got hooked on what is now commonly referred to as opium.

But the problem was, nobody knew where to find this magnificent flower pod! That was except for the monkey, who then, being a clever monkey used it as leverage to become their ruler- and eventually their god! So, apart from enslaving a village, uh, with a hardcore drug addiction, that god was pretty cool and rocked it pretty hard if you ask me. I mean he’s mischievous, he likes to party, he can roller skate… ah man, that’s why I’m going all in with the monkey king

[bad-mad-dog]

Thats... Real cool..

Uh- where did you learn about this monkey king??

[hurks-gate]

From my travels man, I've been allover you should try travelling its the best time, course people are all the same allover the place

[hurks-gate]

Hiya Hurk :)

@bad-mad-dog

Agh! Holy shit you ain't here for my flesh meat or nothing are you Judge?!

[bad-mad-dog]

I mean maybe later if I get bored :)

Joking, joking- Isacc would be mad at me :(

Still pissing your pants about last time??

[hurks-gate]

Broba Fett? He's been havin' you over hasn't he?

Dog you where like some transformer being on that guys back like that, gave you a unfair height advantage I thought that would be cooler as a kid but that shit is freaky

[bad-mad-dog]

You talkin about that story everyone tells about me?? That time wasn't even that dramatic- people just like playing it up-

And is it so wrong for Isacc to make friends with me? Seems a lot of his little buddies think so. But I've been mellowing out because of him so I don't see their issue.

[hurks-gate]

Wasn't that dramatic? Wasn't that dramatic?! It was like something out of a horror movie, they shoulda given you a mask if you where goin to act like a slasher guy!

no it aint bad just gotta know that hes with my cult and we aint loosing a Hurkie to the Gate

[bad-mad-dog]

He pissed me off so he got stabbed- not my fault his throat was in the way! He shouldn't of been bullying my broth- Julian- in front of me!

You're... trying to start a cult of your own??

[hurks-gate]

What Julian you mean that tall walking tank? Who'd bully that fucking guy?

Hurks Gate, oh shit you could become a Hurkie and sign right up! its gonna be Just fucking, guns, girls and beer man, party city and none of that weird stuff that Edens Gate's got going on

So far we got me, you, Isacc, Nick not that he agreed but he's in it

[bad-mad-dog]

Some fuck who ain't alive no more that's who.

Not really into girls or guns,, and I'm trying to limit drinking lately self improvement or whatever,, is there food? Pizza? Specifically good pizza? But also I can't really just leave the project cause my boyfriends are kinda really deep in it.

[hurks-gate]

Man see my daddy woulda' just told me to man up if someone was doing that shit and I ain't even as tall as him.

Not into guns? not into guns? what i thought all you Peggies liked guns its one of them things what made me nearly sign right up before I learned all those rules Fuck yeh we got pizza and burgers two, any of the best food in the county we gonna have

[bad-mad-dog]

Yeah and you're daddy woulda been next if I caught him saying that shit to my brother- No one speaks to him that way and gets away with it.

I mean yeah most of the rest of the project are, but I have bad depth perception which means bad aim, and I only recently was told a work around so... I'm more of a knife or sharp objects kind of guy.

Pizza...

[hurks-gate]

Woh woh I'm not goin' around picking on people our Sweet Monkey King knows that ain't my game. He just gets in his moods cos this elections gettin' to him

You don't really gotta aim or nothing with a rocket launcher dude

Bet Dep could make more then just pizza when he ain't running around all the time

[bad-mad-dog]

...whats a money king?

[hurks-gate]

OH MAN buckle up! Ok, long ago there was this little mountain village in Kyrat. Things weren’t going so well there- everyone was starving and depressed and in real rough shape. Until one day this sickly little monkey just shows up! The villagers, they took him in.

They didn’t have much, but what they had they shared with they monkey. Everyone fell in love with him, he was just adorable man-and he gave them something to focus on other than their hard times. And he became family, you know?

They even let him drink with them and join in on their smoke session and blow them supers and stuff. And this is a fact- he was actually the first monkey ever to wear roller skates or smoke a cigar or play an accordion, or anything like that. I mean he was a next level monkey.

But one night, he just disappeared man. Into the woods, apparently. Weeks went by man. Months went by, depression set in and they thought that monkey was gone- they never think they’d see their cute little buddy again. But then out of the blue one afternoon he appeared- gift in hand. He wanted to thank them for the kindness they had shown him. And he had gone into the woods and found this unfamiliar seed pod and brought it back to the people of the village.

He squeezed the contents into a pipe and he gave it to a villager to smoke. The villager took one puff and his eyes rolled back into his head. He had never felt so relaxed, so free, so happy! Soon, everyone in town joined in- and they all got hooked on what is now commonly referred to as opium.

But the problem was, nobody knew where to find this magnificent flower pod! That was except for the monkey, who then, being a clever monkey used it as leverage to become their ruler- and eventually their god! So, apart from enslaving a village, uh, with a hardcore drug addiction, that god was pretty cool and rocked it pretty hard if you ask me. I mean he’s mischievous, he likes to party, he can roller skate… ah man, that’s why I’m going all in with the monkey king

[hurks-gate]

Hiya Hurk :)

@bad-mad-dog

Agh! Holy shit you ain't here for my flesh meat or nothing are you Judge?!

[bad-mad-dog]

I mean maybe later if I get bored :)

Joking, joking- Isacc would be mad at me :(

Still pissing your pants about last time??

[hurks-gate]

Broba Fett? He's been havin' you over hasn't he?

Dog you where like some transformer being on that guys back like that, gave you a unfair height advantage I thought that would be cooler as a kid but that shit is freaky

[bad-mad-dog]

You talkin about that story everyone tells about me?? That time wasn't even that dramatic- people just like playing it up-

And is it so wrong for Isacc to make friends with me? Seems a lot of his little buddies think so. But I've been mellowing out because of him so I don't see their issue.

[hurks-gate]

Wasn't that dramatic? Wasn't that dramatic?! It was like something out of a horror movie, they shoulda given you a mask if you where goin to act like a slasher guy!

no it aint bad just gotta know that hes with my cult and we aint loosing a Hurkie to the Gate

[bad-mad-dog]

He pissed me off so he got stabbed- not my fault his throat was in the way! He shouldn't of been bullying my broth- Julian- in front of me!

You're... trying to start a cult of your own??

[hurks-gate]

What Julian you mean that tall walking tank? Who'd bully that fucking guy?

Hurks Gate, oh shit you could become a Hurkie and sign right up! its gonna be Just fucking, guns, girls and beer man, party city and none of that weird stuff that Edens Gate's got going on

So far we got me, you, Isacc, Nick not that he agreed but he's in it

[bad-mad-dog]

Some fuck who ain't alive no more that's who.

Not really into girls or guns,, and I'm trying to limit drinking lately self improvement or whatever,, is there food? Pizza? Specifically good pizza? But also I can't really just leave the project cause my boyfriends are kinda really deep in it.

[hurks-gate]

Man see my daddy woulda' just told me to man up if someone was doing that shit and I ain't even as tall as him.

Not into guns? not into guns? what i thought all you Peggies liked guns its one of them things what made me nearly sign right up before I learned all those rules Fuck yeh we got pizza and burgers two, any of the best food in the county we gonna have

[bad-mad-dog]

Yeah and you're daddy woulda been next if I caught him saying that shit to my brother- No one speaks to him that way and gets away with it.

I mean yeah most of the rest of the project are, but I have bad depth perception which means bad aim, and I only recently was told a work around so... I'm more of a knife or sharp objects kind of guy.

Pizza...

[hurks-gate]

Woh woh I'm not goin' around picking on people our Sweet Monkey King knows that ain't my game. He just gets in his moods cos this elections gettin' to him

You don't really gotta aim or nothing with a rocket launcher dude

Bet Dep could make more then just pizza when he ain't running around all the time

[hurks-gate]

Hiya Hurk :)

@bad-mad-dog

Agh! Holy shit you ain't here for my flesh meat or nothing are you Judge?!

[bad-mad-dog]

I mean maybe later if I get bored :)

Joking, joking- Isacc would be mad at me :(

Still pissing your pants about last time??

[hurks-gate]

Broba Fett? He's been havin' you over hasn't he?

Dog you where like some transformer being on that guys back like that, gave you a unfair height advantage I thought that would be cooler as a kid but that shit is freaky

[bad-mad-dog]

You talkin about that story everyone tells about me?? That time wasn't even that dramatic- people just like playing it up-

And is it so wrong for Isacc to make friends with me? Seems a lot of his little buddies think so. But I've been mellowing out because of him so I don't see their issue.

[hurks-gate]

Wasn't that dramatic? Wasn't that dramatic?! It was like something out of a horror movie, they shoulda given you a mask if you where goin to act like a slasher guy!

no it aint bad just gotta know that hes with my cult and we aint loosing a Hurkie to the Gate

[bad-mad-dog]

He pissed me off so he got stabbed- not my fault his throat was in the way! He shouldn't of been bullying my broth- Julian- in front of me!

You're... trying to start a cult of your own??

[hurks-gate]

What Julian you mean that tall walking tank? Who'd bully that fucking guy?

Hurks Gate, oh shit you could become a Hurkie and sign right up! its gonna be Just fucking, guns, girls and beer man, party city and none of that weird stuff that Edens Gate's got going on

So far we got me, you, Isacc, Nick not that he agreed but he's in it

[bad-mad-dog]

Some fuck who ain't alive no more that's who.

Not really into girls or guns,, and I'm trying to limit drinking lately self improvement or whatever,, is there food? Pizza? Specifically good pizza? But also I can't really just leave the project cause my boyfriends are kinda really deep in it.

[hurks-gate]

Man see my daddy woulda' just told me to man up if someone was doing that shit and I ain't even as tall as him.

Not into guns? not into guns? what i thought all you Peggies liked guns its one of them things what made me nearly sign right up before I learned all those rules Fuck yeh we got pizza and burgers two, any of the best food in the county we gonna have

[hurks-gate]

Hiya Hurk :)

@bad-mad-dog

Agh! Holy shit you ain't here for my flesh meat or nothing are you Judge?!

[bad-mad-dog]

I mean maybe later if I get bored :)

Joking, joking- Isacc would be mad at me :(

Still pissing your pants about last time??

[hurks-gate]

Broba Fett? He's been havin' you over hasn't he?

Dog you where like some transformer being on that guys back like that, gave you a unfair height advantage I thought that would be cooler as a kid but that shit is freaky

[bad-mad-dog]

You talkin about that story everyone tells about me?? That time wasn't even that dramatic- people just like playing it up-

And is it so wrong for Isacc to make friends with me? Seems a lot of his little buddies think so. But I've been mellowing out because of him so I don't see their issue.

[hurks-gate]

Wasn't that dramatic? Wasn't that dramatic?! It was like something out of a horror movie, they shoulda given you a mask if you where goin to act like a slasher guy!

no it aint bad just gotta know that hes with my cult and we aint loosing a Hurkie to the Gate

[bad-mad-dog]

He pissed me off so he got stabbed- not my fault his throat was in the way! He shouldn't of been bullying my broth- Julian- in front of me!

You're... trying to start a cult of your own??

[hurks-gate]

What Julian you mean that tall walking tank? Who'd bully that fucking guy?

Hurks Gate, oh shit you could become a Hurkie and sign right up! its gonna be Just fucking, guns, girls and beer man, party city and none of that weird stuff that Edens Gate's got going on

So far we got me, you, Isacc, Nick not that he agreed but he's in it

[hurks-gate]

Hiya Hurk :)

@bad-mad-dog

Agh! Holy shit you ain't here for my flesh meat or nothing are you Judge?!

[bad-mad-dog]

I mean maybe later if I get bored :)

Joking, joking- Isacc would be mad at me :(

Still pissing your pants about last time??

[hurks-gate]

Broba Fett? He's been havin' you over hasn't he?

Dog you where like some transformer being on that guys back like that, gave you a unfair height advantage I thought that would be cooler as a kid but that shit is freaky

[bad-mad-dog]

You talkin about that story everyone tells about me?? That time wasn't even that dramatic- people just like playing it up-

And is it so wrong for Isacc to make friends with me? Seems a lot of his little buddies think so. But I've been mellowing out because of him so I don't see their issue.

[hurks-gate]

Wasn't that dramatic? Wasn't that dramatic?! It was like something out of a horror movie, they shoulda given you a mask if you where goin to act like a slasher guy!

no it aint bad just gotta know that hes with my cult and we aint loosing a Hurkie to the Gate

[hurks-gate]

Hiya Hurk :)

@bad-mad-dog

Agh! Holy shit you ain't here for my flesh meat or nothing are you Judge?!

[bad-mad-dog]

I mean maybe later if I get bored :)

Joking, joking- Isacc would be mad at me :(

Still pissing your pants about last time??

[hurks-gate]

Broba Fett? He's been havin' you over hasn't he?

Dog you where like some transformer being on that guys back like that, gave you a unfair height advantage I thought that would be cooler as a kid but that shit is freaky

[hurks-gate]

Hiya Hurk :)

@bad-mad-dog

Agh! Holy shit you ain't here for my flesh meat or nothing are you Judge?!