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#yeet of akoum #teeth of akoum #what the fuck worldbuilding

Funny to see Forsaken be the last thing on here. Abandoned diary in a horror game feel

I'm still alive I swear! I just sadly don't have the energy to both read bad books and be funny about it, rip.

if we send cat photos, will you start blogging again? there is a novel from around the time of fourth edition that i recommend

on the grounds that it is completely generic

I will do my best but unfortunately I do have a full time job and not a lot of energy to read and then be funny about it these days :(

#if anyone is funny and wants to help hmu

Have a very polite cat.

CUTEEEE I love the eye blanket too :)

#i am fueled by cat photos

To balance out the bad, what MTG novels do you think are good? Personally I've only read Odyssey and Torment, and that was just because I thought Chainer was interesting and wanted to know more about him. But I really enjoyed them, to the point where I was disappointed that Otaria didn't factor into the Dominaria set at all, despite featuring the Cabal.

I liked the Ravnica books, Lorwyn block, the ones w Jodah... I like parts of the brothers war but think others are scrunky, agents of artifice is fun, all the web fiction... Time Spiral block is also very fun.

#ill update this as i remember things

Ok little pogchamps do you want to see more quest for karn or forsaken or Other (name a novel)

A soft pillow

ADORABLE

#i am fueled by cat photos

If you send me photos of your cats I might have enough power to go back to reading quest for karn of forsaken

#hi

Hi, hope y'all are doing well

Under no due obligation, can you think of a good name for my anowon ruin thief deck?

this is something that I will pay money for

TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH

#and then refuse to elaborate if anyone asks about it #or tell them that he keeps the teeth in his hair and not to worry about it

Well, when you do decide that your brain doesn’t have enough fungus, the books, and your audience, will wait patiently

Thank you! I know I still need to finish forsaken and quest for karn. Probably gonna do Test of Metal after that? We'll see!

#forsaken has been the biggest roadblock because i kind of ran out of ways to be funny about it #ask

are you still around doing this?

Tbh I haven't had the brain power to buckle down and be dubiously funny about bad books in a hot minute.

#ask #i certainly enjoy this blog but i just haven't been able to get myself to read more of forsaken or quest for karn

vorthosjay

Bruh. (And yes, that is a question.)

Every so often someone discovers Kor cheese

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I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry- 😞

#this is all my fault lmao #that might even be my screenshot #if its not im sorry to whoever else read Teeth of Akoum

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BRINELIN, THE MOON KRAKEN

Fucking legendary.

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What

master-biomancer

A drawing I recently did and am proud enough of to show!

Also, if you get the in-joke here, ten points!

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I am so sorry for revealing this truth but the art is good

Is Teyo a POC? His culture may be inspired by somewhere in Central Asia or North Africa but he looks white as fuck.

He's absolutely a POC. Art inconsistency is a big thing on MtG card art, but I assure you, he isn't intended to be white.

(First Art is concept by Rebecca On on ArtStation and second art is Teyo's pw card art by Magali Villeneuve)

#teyo verada #mtg art

Chapter 51: GOD I MISSED HER

I don't actually have many complaints. The action sequencing in this chapter is fine and it's really nice to see Liliana do something.

Though, as with all chapters i guess, this one ends on a cliffhanger.

#liliana vess #mtg forsaken #forsaken

Chapter 50: Eegh...

Ah, the running monologue... makes me want to run away. But, we actually get plot in this chapter so I won't complain too hard. That's a lie. I will.

This wouldn't reassure me at all, to be quiet honest. I'd probably drop the candle and lose my shit, so frankly it's better that the girl didn't catch any of that.

When did Rat become a Liliana stan? Huh.

Liquid surface? I thought its just a gold orb. Or is it a gem? I'm very confused now. Was it a gem incased in gold? We'll never know because it didn't get a legendary artifact card....

God this just sounds like a politician talking.

We are uncomfortable on all accounts, including the thought of Rat wanting to stab someone in the throat.

You'd be surprised what some febreeze can do, Rat.

WOW illusion zombos. Anyway this blows Rat's cover, she grabs the bolas nugget and becomes visible to everyone.

#forsaken #mtg forsaken #bad mtg novels

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