Mental Illnesses With A Name

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Today my dad told me to not date any boys until I was 20+ be men are “often dangerous and you need to be mature enough” and I didn’t say anything but I really wanted to ask him why I’m told not to date instead of teaching men to not me be dangerous.

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I was chilling with my lizard and woke up from his nap so I said “Aw babe ur finally awake!” Cuz I’m southern and call everyone babe. But, my dad heard me and fucking BURST into my room expecting to see me with a boy but he just saw

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Person A: My point is, if Spider-Man was bitten by a radioactive horse instead of a radioactive spider, would become a centaur or just be as strong as a horse?

Person B:

Person A:

Person B:

Person A:

Person B: How did you get into my house?

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I like art bc I can make this

Into this

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Ppl think it’s fun being ambiverted like ‘I like being alone but I like being with people!’ But it’s actually more intense one or the other like ‘Yay I’m alone-now I’m lonely!’

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You do not read a book only because it will end! You read a book for the story, and yes it will end but the journey is exquisite and something that should be enjoyed in both the lows and highs.

Now replace ‘read a book’ with ‘live your life’

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Dear new writers,

Writing is hard. One of the hardest jobs out there, I’m not gonna sugarcoat it. But the thing about being a writer that makes it so beautiful is you are not alone. There are people just as weird as you that can help you, less you in the right direction of a bomb ass story!

So dear new writers, if you ever need help you know where to find me.

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During quarantine my family started a very bizarre but very amusing game. We hide little plastic babies all over the house. That’s basically it. My parents were away for their 20 year anniversary last week and they come home today. They gave us a list of rules. None of the rules said to not hide 53 babies in their room.

Here are my highlights.

There is soap baby, flower baby, deodorant baby, bed baby for mom, bed baby for dad, chapstick baby, towel baby, and so many more.

Aaaand an ominous note that I left that has hints of chess so they know I left it xox

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How to write a story in 3 steps (the third one is very long)

Create your characters!

Write down all your ideas and a basic timeline.

Make it look like you knew what you were doing all along via rewriting with a backstory and knowledge of beginning, middle, and end to help with foreshadowing!

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Octopus with a gun in each tentacle : You time is over, you have no where to run.

Me: You threaten me with weapons and I tell you I am not afraid. You are a coward with weaponry, I am being of pure untamable rage that has been bottled since I was a wee child and you have the audacity to tell me my time is over? Your bullets are but peanuts to me so run coward.

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Soft things in books i melt over!

- Person A just hugging Person B randomly and whispering sweet things in their ear

- Everyone shipping A and B and placing bets on when they’ll get together

- Watching movies together

- Person A being a bookworm and crying to Person B about a character death

- Booping the nose in serious situations

- inside jokes that sound dirty bout of context

- Small strangely descriptive compliments

- Person B comforts Person A from bad dreams

Add some more! ❤️❤️

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Ppl say ‘Accidents happen’ trying to comfort me smh accidents are the whole reason I’m here i know