DANCING THROUGH LIFE

Official Blog of Jeffery A. Sterling Sup, fuckwit. If you're on this blog and you don't know my name it's most likely because we haven't had sex yet. But, that can be easily changed. Don't worry, I'm single. So there won't be any crazy girlfriend like Taylor Swift running around. 'Cept I wouldn't mind a song about me. Anyways, back to the formalities. Name's Jeffery Sterling. I'm currently going to the hellhole also known as William McKinley High School. Yeah, I use to go to Dalton Reform School, what of it? If you have anything to say about the fire, don't. If you want to know anything else, I guess I can say that I was born in Indianapolis, Indiana and lived there for nine years before moving to Westerville. Nothing special about me besides the fact that I'm sexy as hell. While you're here, why don't you click that 'follow' button? I'm sure I'll make it worth your while ;) If you want to know anything else, just go to my askbox. For those dumbass jocks and Cheerios, it's spelled, A-S-K-B-O-X.

[badassjeffsterling]

TEXT ✉ JULIET ⇄ ROMEO

SEBASTIAN: Don't you have easier places to get that from?

SEBASTIAN: Do about what?

JEFFERY: Not a lot of people can resist this body. You're a special case.

JEFFERY: The homework? What else?

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TEXT ✉ JULIET ⇄ ROMEO

SEBASTIAN: Sorry, that was definitely a joke.

JEFFERY: Damn, you're such a tease, Bas.

JEFFERY: Whatever, so what do you want to do?

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TEXT ✉ JULIET ⇄ ROMEO

SEBASTIAN: I dunno, the way you shut me up when we met worked pretty well on me.

JEFFERY: I knew you would admit it sooner or later. And, I wouldn't object to you trying it on me.

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TEXT ✉ JULIET ⇄ ROMEO

SEBASTIAN: You'll just call me stupid.

JEFFERY: I may or I may not, it depends, Killer.

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TEXT ✉ JULIET ⇄ ROMEO

SEBASTIAN: Yeah, guess so.

SEBASTIAN: Um... I don't know.

JEFFERY: Oh, come on. You know, you're just too shy to say how.

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TEXT ✉ JULIET ⇄ ROMEO

SEBASTIAN: I guess I didn't.

SEBASTIAN: Then I'll make you.

JEFFERY: Good, you're learning.

JEFFERY: Or really? How would you do that?

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TEXT ✉ JULIET ⇄ ROMEO

SEBASTIAN: ...Or did you?

SEBASTIAN: Shut up.

JEFFERY: You didn't see anything.

JEFFERY: What if I don't want to :p

[badassjeffsterling]

TEXT ✉ JULIET ⇄ ROMEO

SEBASTIAN: It's not how I would have spent a day but really, if you had fun and didn't get in any trouble.

SEBASTIAN: Riddles? I just meant do what makes you happy because it doesn't affect me.

JEFFERY: ....Yeaahhhhh, I didn't get in trouble.

JEFFERY: Right, that. Well slow claps for you, Bas.

[badassjeffsterling]

TEXT ✉ JULIET ⇄ ROMEO

SEBASTIAN: I'm not saying anything about how you chose to spend it, Jeff.

SEBASTIAN: To each their own.

JEFFERY: But, I feel that you /are/ judging me on it. I fucking hate it when people do that, but I'll let it slide this time.

JEFFERY: Oh god, I'm still recovering, no riddles please. You can tell I'm seriously because I'm using fucking manners.

[badassjeffsterling]

TEXT ✉ JULIET ⇄ ROMEO

SEBASTIAN: Happy Easter to you too. Thanks for getting yours done.

JEFFERY: Fuck, what did you expect? It's a national holiday.

JEFFERY: Um, yeah, you're welcome or whatever.

[badassjeffsterling]

TEXT ✉ JULIET ⇄ ROMEO

SEBASTIAN: You're asking if I did my homework? Really?

JEFFERY: I'm just asking because I know I finished mine yesterday so I had all day off. Knowing you, you would celebrate a dead man rising and a bunny hopping down a fucking trail. But for me, it was blazing up today.

JEFFERY: So, all in all, it was because I didn't do shit except get high.

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TEXT ✉ JULIET ⇄ ROMEO

JEFFERY: Hey, did you get that thing done today? Like your part on that report about the difference view points of Oedipus? 'Cause you better have.

[sebtasm]

Great.

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Why do I have trouble believing that? 

[badassjeffsterling]

Because how the hell could this pretty face lie about something.

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Great.

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All you do in class is stare forward blankly, am I supposed to think you’re doing anything? 

[badassjeffsterling]

That's because I already know what the teacher is talking about.  The lady teacher has nothing interesting to say, can't blame me.

[sebtasm]

Great.

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At least your partner cares about his grades and will end up doing it all. 

[badassjeffsterling]

Yeah, because the only kid from Dalton who's taking a fucking college class doesn't care about this grade.  Nice typecasting.

[sebtasm]

Great.

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This is one of my least favorite plays but of course this project is worth more points than everything else, and on top of that, it’s with a terrible partner. 

[badassjeffsterling]

Oh, golly-gee, I'm feeling so fucking honored by your words.  It's not like I like this play either.  Not to mention, my partner's not a ray of damn sunshine.

[sebtasm]

Great.

Just great. 

There goes this English semester. 

[badassjeffsterling]

Hey, don't look so depressed.  I'm looking forward to this damn Romeo and Juliet project as much as you are.