don't question it

independent noah puckerman of fox's glee. narrated by grace

[michaun]

IM YELLING

[midsommars-deactivated20201109]

Billionaire Boys Club (2018) Directed by James Cox

[puckisms-blog]

      ❝     chicks  don’t  have  prostates.  i  looked  it  up.    ❞

                                                      noah puckerman, season one

[badassniss]

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[badassniss]

i’m not really up for being here tonight, so i’m gonna head to bed early. replies, starters, & such will happen tomorrow.

[badassniss]

starter call !

[badassniss]

COURTNEY !

yes ,  puck really was lucky to see the girl behind the veneer of fury she wore like a mask .  courtney hadn’t always been that way ,  more docile and optimistic in freshman and sophomore year.  it was like she was a completely different person after coming back from summer break that year ,  and while she’d gained a lot of respect by intimidating people ,  it felt hollow. 

she nods as she listens ,  relating to the difficulties he faced with being “nice” .  it used to come so naturally to her ,  but now ?  it felt foreign ––  like a tight muscle that was painful and in definite need of reworking.  she can’t help but roll her eyes  ( a reflex !! )  when noah brought attention back to their debate topic. it was probably the stupidest thing she’s ever heard .         ❛   this isn’t  “real life stuff” ,  ❜       her voice wavers , clearly skirting and avoiding the subject.  sex was natural ,  that still didn’t mean she was comfortable talking about it  ( especially with puck !! ) .    ❛   real stuff is TAXES .  ❜

the more he thinks about it, the more they end up having in common. they’re not particularly nice to people they don’t care for & most respect them because they’re afraid on some level. still, he tries not to linger on it too much. doesn’t think about how they hide themselves to keep others at an arm’s length. how quick they are to snap at the slightest insinuation that they’re not who they’re projecting to be. 

noah doesn’t miss the way she’s starting to tense up again at the topic. they’re going to have to discuss it at some point if they’re going to do as well as courtney expects them to. he’s always felt comfortable discussing sex ( in excessive detail ! ) & to be partnered someone who’s not is amusing in it’s own right. ❛  people have sex more than once a fiscal year, court,  ❜ nickname slips out involuntarily. ❛  isn’t it important for people our age to know about this stuff ? how to be safe & to make sure to wrap it before they tap it ?  ❜

[badassniss]

COURTNEY !

SHE’S STARTLED !!  courtney spins in her seat with a flinch ,  big brown eyes wide while she lets out an audible gasp .   she sighs in relief when she realizes that it’s only puck and puts down her violin ( she’d been brandishing it as a weapon for a split second !!  ) .  a petite hand presses to her chest while she quite literally sighs in relief before sending him a halfhearted glare .  ❛   and YOU didn’t tell me you’d be showing up here .   seriously noah ,  you scared the crap out of me !!  ❜   silence follows suit when she sees the way that he was looking at her ,  swallowing hard when she feels the intensity of his gaze .  it threw her off .  ❛  …   and ––   i  dunno.   i didn’t think you’d  care .  ❜   courtney mumbles in response with a small shrug .  no one else in this BULLSHIT SCHOOL did . 

her expression makes him chuckle, toothy smile on display. the further he steps in to the room, the more he can only focus on her. of course she’s not just a gifted violinist, but a vocalist as well. he shouldn’t have expected anything less. ❛  sorry babe      just wanted to see you before the period was up,  ❜ there’s a note of timidness behind what he says, but he continues. he leans back against the piano & his eyebrows furrow, confusion written on his face. he’s notorious for directing his attentions towards pursuits involving sex amongst other things, but how could he not care ? it’s courtney. ❛  what made you think i wouldn’t care ?  ❜

[badassniss]

SANTANA !

it wasn’t just a bad DAY, but a bad week in general. though she had suffered in silence for the most part ( as she usually does ), today’s sermon – courtesy of an angry, hormonal sue sylvester – had been the drop that spilled the cup. despite the many warnings that sue’s routine was too over the top and someone was only bound to get hurt, as captain, santana still got the short end of the stick.

now she’s laying on the grass in her backyard, overlooking the pool – she’d told everyone that her parents would be home, but doctor lopez and his wife were at a medical conference in westerville, and would be staying at a hotel until tomorrow, which is why she has the stereo on, thumping bass coming through the half-open, sliding glass door overlooking the patio. puck’s presence doesn’t even startle her, neither does the fact that he jumped her fence even though he has a house key. she scoffs, sitting up on her elbows. “ try a shitty week. sue went all watergate on the cheerios today… i thought you had a hot date or something…”

noah could tell that something had been off. santana wasn’t smiling as hard whenever he did something admittedly dumb & she didn’t call him anything but ‘ puck ‘ since earlier in the week. relatively small things that would have gone unnoticed had he not been paying attention, or had he not known santana as well as he does.

this was a routine of their own invention. someone has a bad day ? outside, by the pool, music playing, & a joint or two to unwind. sometimes they talk about what troubles them, most times they sing & enjoy the fact that they’re there for each other no matter what. he sits down next to her, pulling a lighter out of his pocket & lighting the spliff, offering it to santana first. ❛  heard about that. some cheerio ate it from the top of the pyramid, right ?  ❜ he shrugs. he may or may not have had a meeting of sorts, but this was more important.  ❛  nah. decided to bail. she wasn’t gonna put out, anyway.  ❜

[badassniss]

i was in the midst of a really bad episode feeling super sorry for myself and i somehow found the motivation to make a little list of things i need to do, get up, shower, eat, and do a few simple tasks and i feel so much better and ngl i’m pretty proud of myself

[badassniss]

he’s heard all about it before santana has to tell him. some cheerio he was chatting up after school let it slip, something about sue coming down extra hard on santana for a stunt gone south. puck didn’t quite get the details, but he knows she’ll need to de-stress. he grabbed his stash & left straight to her house as soon as he was sure her parents would be asleep. 

the familiar hum of his truck is sure to let her know he’s there & if that’s not enough his inelegant landing after jumping the fence does. ❛  heard you had a shitty day,  ❜ he says it with the joint already between his lips, knows how much she hates it when he does that ( you’re slobbering all over it, puckerman ! ) ❛  figured you’d be out here.  ❜  //  @awesomegaydar  !

[lukemitchells]

[april]

kinda sick of that long-ass post discovering this so here’s a short version:

Any post you currently make via the mobile app will be completely uneditable on desktop for now.

This is no rushed job either, the editing API for these posts is also disabled - meaning XKit extensions will also fail to process them. Off the top of my head, this means Quick Tags and Tag Replacer can’t touch app-made posts.

[badassniss]

COURTNEY !

his smile only strengthens hers and she puffs out a soft breath to push her bangs out of her face while her fingers move to tuck some hair behind her ear .  people could get  whiplash  watching her moods change .  watching puck really try and make an effort after their earlier rocky start had given her some reassurance ,  and can’t help but let her eyes linger on his for the briefest of moments when he shifts his chair closer .  

courtney can’t help but laugh a bit at his comment ,  though she understands it .  as much as she likes to pretend she doesn’t care about her reputation ,  she puts a ton of effort into being well liked by her teachers ––  less so with her own age group ,  clashing with a lot of their personalities .   ❛  there’s nothing wrong with being a  nice guy ,  noah .  ❜  she smiles playfully before chuckling and changing the topic back to their assignment .  ❛   well ,  this book seems to give a solid timeline of the history behind our topic .  all we have to do is jot down some notes and come up with our arguments .  ❜

her laughter inspires his & for a moment he’s not seeing courtney the hardass or the courtney he’s heard about in whispers down the hallway. he’s seeing the courtney that’s carefree, who can take a moment & actually laugh at something instead of hushing him because they are in the library after all. makes a note to draw her out more. 

the mention of his name again has him at attention, grinning still ( cut it out ! ) noah was probably the last person others would count on to be a nice guy. he had his moments, sure, but niceness wasn’t high on his list of priorities. ❛  it’s not that i don’t try to be nice       it’s just, i dunno. hard to do sometimes.  ❜ his smile falters a bit, focus shifting to a place he was dreading. at least his was the topic that was chosen, however misinterpreted it may have been. ❛  i think we got the most interesting topic,  ❜ he’s not biased at all ! ❛  don’t you think we should be learning about real life stuff like this instead of formula’s we’ll forget the second we graduate ?  ❜

[badassniss]

‘You’re my best friend, but I really don’t know what the fuck you’re on about most of the time.’

❛  c’mon san, it makes sense !  ❜ he pulls up a graph on his phone he had artie draw during their last glee meeting. a simple, linear function that only puck & whoever he explained it to would understand. ❛  a chick’s level of crazy has to be proportional to how hot she is. so she can’t be a two & look through your phone,  ❜ he zooms in on the photo. ❛ that’s reserved for eights or higher.  ❜

100  ways  to  say  i  love  you  (  skins  edition  )  //  @awesomegaydar  ! // no longer accepting !

[bitchycode]

weed is cool but have you ever had someone care about you? me neither, pass da blunt

[badassniss]

COURTNEY !

           she’s enjoys thursdays the most because she has a spare period at the end of the day .  courtney is able to duck into one of the rehearsal rooms early to practice her solos for band ,  but one of the pieces they were working on was from  ADELE’S ‘ SKYFALL ’  ––  after nailing her part in a few passes ,  she can’t help but hum the melody before she remembers the lyrics and starts singing them to herself .  or so she thought …  

*  ⟡   ⋮   ❛   a smol surprise for  @badassniss .

he’s not particularly fond of algebra, not after already taking it  ( & failing it ! ) twice, & so he decides to skip in favor of seeing courtney. spending more & more time with her caused him to memorize pieces of her schedule & he knows exactly where she’d be during the afternoon. what he’s not expecting is for her singing voice to sound like that. it makes him stop where he stands in the doorway, watching her sing while she plays. it’s a rarity for him to be floored so literally. he stands in his spot until she’s finished & it takes everything for him not to draw attention & applaud her. he makes his presence known then, stepping into the rehearsal room. ❛  you didn’t tell me you could sing.  ❜