Renegade Queen

You know you are. Ain’t no other lady I’d wanna treat like one.

I love you.

I knew it.. I’m all the man you need, right babe?

That’s just how I do. Plus y’know I need to keep my lady feeling good. It’s my job as my Queen’s Puckfasa.

Of course. You keep me more than satisfied.

So, I'm your Queen, huh?

We could always improv with one of those dildos. I saw it on a movie once

Well I dunno. You’re sweet in all days, Sweets. Why do you think I would practically love down under if I could

Oh golly, thanks! But I'm good.

You're incredibly sexy when you do that.

Damn, it's like I dropped off the fuckin earth or something

You’ve been praying for me to tell you stories about my sex life? Interesting prayer.

Thought god might appreciate someone shaking things up!

Damn, it's like I dropped off the fuckin earth or something

I’m always one to ask nicely. Looking forward to it so much. I’d be polite and share a story of my own, but… you know me, so you know I wouldn’t.

My prayers have not yet been answered then.

Good, ‘cause that’ll be a turn off.. I’ll just be thinking about his dick and this dude doesn’t swing that way

A whole freaking ton. Not gonna lie.. Kinda sucks not to be with my little sweet thing

No devil's three way for me then? Boo. Guess you'll just have to satisfy me enough for two men

Little sweet thing? I was trying to go the dirty route, but I guess if you want to be all mushy....

Damn, it's like I dropped off the fuckin earth or something

Glad to be… becoming a woman? Seriously, though. Remind me when you call to put on headphones (if they aren’t already on) if I’m going to be hearing some detailed stories.

Okay, I'll give you a nice detailed story! But only because you asked so nice

Nah I slept through those classes but saw these films where everyone shoots each other and dies

I love you too Sweets. I ain’t gonna be disappearing again.. I mean, I missed you a lot. It wasn’t cool

Don't worry, I won't make you watch any Shakespeare tonight.

Oh yeah? How much?

Damn, it's like I dropped off the fuckin earth or something

…if that is what you feel like you want to share, you can go for it. I’ll just have to remember to put on headphones so my roommate doesn’t get more than she bargained for.

It's like I'm watching you become a little woman in front of my eyes! I LOVE IT!

He doesn’t look full of himself enough to have a big dick.. Maybe those stories he came up with would be happier ‘cause like.. Doesn’t everyone die all the time?

What can I say, I’m a major kinda dude. Can we just keep going ‘till you lose count or we fall asleep. I mean, that’s cool with me.

Have you been reading Shakespeare?

I love you. So fucking much.

Damn, it's like I dropped off the fuckin earth or something

There has got to be something. I’ll go first in the catching up, if that could help remind you of anything I’m unaware of. As much fun as it would be to just awkwardly sit and look at you for a while, I know we have stuff we can talk about.

Um.... have you changed your stance on hearing about my sex life in detail?

I don’t have a clue but mine’s probably bigger anyway.. I mean, come on

Like those fancy as fuck boxes of chocolate where everything’s shaped like a shell or a heart. Or one of those things you can get your own message on. That’s cool, right?

I'd have to assume so, but who knows?

Damn, you are going for major points, how many times are you looking to get fucked tonight exactly, because you're already up to like 3 and a BJ. Surprise me. And also pizza.

Damn, it's like I dropped off the fuckin earth or something

So, tomorrow at 7. It’s a date. I look forward to you catching me up on whatever I have not been caught up on.

There is nothing to catch up on. If that is what you want to talk about, we will literally be sitting in silence.