Cry All Your Limpid Tears

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Otachi's eyes were red like blood when he got angry and he powered up. Kish laughed. "this is no trhreat" he said but got hit. Otachi threw kish at the roller coaster but the people were in the roller coaster cart. One of the people fell out and landed on the ground and died. Otachi went "nooo" and went over. It was Masaya.

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I can’t believe Masaya is fucking dead

Also, uh, just an FYI you literally don’t have a plot anymore if you kiss Masaya because he’s the Big Bad. You just killed off the Big Bad. THERE’S NO POINT TO THIS FIC ANYMORE

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Later that day, at the modeling agency. Everyone was wearing sexy outfits. Except pudding cuz shes like 12.

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THEY’RE ALL TWELVE YOU FUCKING MORON

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"oh now you're making me jelouse" said kish as he jumped down and kissed ichigo on the mouth. Lol kish is such a pedophile

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Ah yes, Kish, who is approximately the same age as Ichigo, is a pedophile

And not, you know, the Gary Stu who somehow has a motorcycle license in fucking middle school

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Mint said "walk me to class". Ichigo frowned and said "hes walking me to class" and otachi said "we all go to the same class."

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THEY ALL GO TO DIFFERENT SCHOOLS WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IT’S LIKE YOU DIDN’T EVEN WATCH/READ THE SERIES AT ALL!

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Suddenly I saw her as I opened the door. Mint was naked and I saw her back. She had two tiny bird wings. Her hair was down and glistening. Mint turned and said "what are you here you pervert!"

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He Freudian slipped into first person

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Mint frowned and said I already have a boyfriend. Otachi said "it's okay I do too" and pointed to ichigo.

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First of all, Mint likes girls. That’s canon, she likes girls. I will fight you.

Second of all, Ichigo is now apparently Gary Stu’s BOYFRIEND

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They go to mint's house. They looked it up in the phony book.

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You know, one time I wrote a Mary Sue Naruto fic. It wasn’t even 1/18th as golden as this shit

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Otachi said "I already found mine." It was right next to his birthmark that looked like a fang and it was another fang.

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How convenient

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"you look kawaii" otachi replied. Ichigo blushed.

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Please kill me

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His eyes were brown and his hair was black and his eues were red. They got redder like blood when he was mad but right now he was happy because ichigo was happy.

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OH MY GOD HE HAS THE FABLED MOOD RING EYES

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"oh yeah also we have to work at café mew mew, my brother ryou is in charge of the project." Otachi smiled. "get on my motorbike and I'll take you to café."

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*angry noises because he made himself related to Ryou

ALSO YOU CAN’T HAVE A MOTORBIKE YOU’RE IN THE FUCKING SEVENTH GRADE DICKHEAD

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Work hard, you're a super hero now

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The fact that this Gary Stu stole Ryou’s line makes me immensely angry

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yours is a cat and mine is a fox-wolf, or a folf

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Since I’ve only ever heard the term “Folf” in the furry fandom, I’m gonna go ahead and take a wild guess about the author

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The monster turned into a regular mouse again and macha ate the parasite.

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excuse me, but MASHA WOULDN’T BE NAMED MASHA IF ICHIGO WASN’T IN LOVE WITH MASAYA YOU STUUUUUUUPID FUCK

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Ichigo was fighting the predasite. Meanwhile kish was talking about this stuff.

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Man, I fucking love it when Kish talks about his stuff

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Chapter two Itachi was in a void like he'd ever seen. "is that a wolf?" he thought and it was. Then he saw a fox. They went in each other and then went in him. "I have powers now" he thought excitedly. And it was true

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THAT’S IT. THAT’S ALL OF CHAPTER TWO. HOLY SHIT I CAN’T

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"true love can be difficult" mint said. She is sarcasm girl. Then they saw bridget being bullied by some mean girls but pudding jumped on them and zakuro said hi or something to that effect. Then otachi came up and stopped the girls from stopped bullying and all the girls thought he was cool.

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There is a very bizarre mishmash of the original Japanese names and the 4Kids! dub names in this fic and it’s making me very confused because they use both in the same sentence