my fifteen minutes.

Hello. I'm Mariah. I'm pretty strange. I like art and tv shows, a lot.

[badfishiee]

sometimes i feel like i could be screaming in your face and yet you still would not hear me

[badfishiee]

im just so fucking tired.

[rexisky]

Dave Morrow - Sól’s Tempest - Norway

[meinewortesindwundershon-deacti]

damn, Tina!

[sourcedumal]

Tina is about that life.

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

I love the confidence that Tina slowly has been growing

[curseworm]

exclusive interview w the blogger

[curseworm]

[lightbones]

[cesaray]

[dreamlogic]

on occasion, i browse the clearance racks at overpriced hipster-y boutiques cause from time to time you can find amazing deals, but being in Rich People Places always makes me a little nervous– and today when i was picking up a layaway from one of these shops, my nerves resulted in a story the shopkeepers are probably gonna be telling for quite a while.

i’d just come from the feed store for lizard food (ie: bugs), and it was like 95F out so they were slowly being smothered to death in my backpack. so when the clerk, who i’d overheard was only on her second day working there, gave me my fancy sundress in a bag way too big for it, i pulled out two dozen crickets in a plastic bag and a tub full of mealworms from my pack and set them gently on the bag so they could breathe better till i got home.

this girl’s eyes go wide and she looks imploringly back at the equally startled-looking manager helping her through the transaction, and i realize that this might look a little weird to folks who aren’t reptile keepers. so, instead of doing the logical thing and explaining that i’m feeding leopard geckos, i sorta chuckled and shrugged apologetically, and just said “dinner, y’know?”

for the briefest of moments, there was an awkward silence so sweaty and suffocating you could drown in it, and then, in true daytime comedy fashion,

the fucking crickets started chirping.

so i guess i’m never going back there ever again.

[mrbenwyatt]

[aaashleylove-deactivated2017032]

If DJ Khaled can update his story while lost at sea on a jet ski at night I think you can text back

[serializedcomics]

[saartjedegroot]

[badfishiee]

I feel this

[fyeahswanmills1]

watching Oitnb

Piper: *isn’t even talking*

Me: Just shut up, shut the f*ck up

[felfs-deactivated20141130]

How long does your ideal hug last

[futurefantastic]

38-45 minutes

[felfs-deactivated20141130]

that’s really impractical

[futurefantastic]

u said ideal, not realistic

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[papercrane]

Ah! But I saw this episode, and he didn’t go home! This guy had a really thick accent + legit didn’t understand Alton, it wasn’t because he was dumb or not listening. He also realized as soon as they all grabbed their ingredients, not after he cooked. He explained it to alton and the judge, and they were really cool about it, like “ok well just cook the brisket the best you can, aright?” And it was really good, so some other chump who made an awful dish went home instead of him!!

(And after this Alton started describing the dishes so it wouldn’t happen again)

[caketown-deactivated20210401]

Poor dude, I’m glad it worked out ok for him

[westatlantasanta-blog]

Finally got some closure on this post, thanks

[enamur]

throwback to that one time Nathan discovered he was immortal and then got impaled probably within the same week

[flawlessvevo]