secret octopus

twitter: @fussymessiah | instagram: futurefantastic

[screenshotsofdespair]

[shirogane-remaking]

[beyonceisstraight]

[beatlesweatles]

This slaps harder than anything the Beetles ever released

[codingpinkprincess]

OH SHIT IT’S MY JAM

[vaspider]

If you are wondering, as I was, what kind of instrument that is, it is (per the notes and some Googling) probably a Tar, an Iranian instrument. :)

[depsidase]

[lost-son-of-rome]

It’s your problem now, fuckers.

[weakmoves]

[unclefather]

i think about this picture at least 12 times a year

[marshvlovestv]

I am too far away from Ludacris

[unclefather]

it’s not the retrogrades it’s the ludacris proximity

[falsedetective]

where’s that post with the japanese baseball video game names? i’d die for that post

[falsedetective]

i found it and i found out there’s more where it came from. have a nice day

[andrevasims]

Oh dude someone made a spreadsheet of every single name in the game these came from (Fighting Baseball) - my favorite so far is Guy Stoperson

[lesbiangiratina]

Why does torrenting feel so intimate

[lesbiangiratina]

What are we

[futurefantastic]

tumblr is just where secrets go

[retrogamingblog2]

[unclefather]

[professionaljester]

What is happening

[starrypawz]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

[sleepy-shark]

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

[mydesignispeople]

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

[ladofletters]

[working link]

[weasley-detectives]

Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.

[theimprobabledreamersworld]

This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊

[futurefantastic]

hey custom ink i appreciate the email but i don’t uh…. i don’t think this is mine

[futurefantastic]

still thinking about this baffling email i got

[suppermariobroth]

Mario interacting with Monopoly mascot Rich Uncle Pennybags in a commercial for Monopoly Gamer Mario Edition.

[thejonymyster]

mario ruins assassination attempt

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

super mario class traitor for nintendo snitch

[askhorseebooks]

[askhorseebooks]

[mwagneto]

comp

[tramampoline]

how could you leave this one out

[futurefantastic]

how dare you crop my name out of hurglar matt

[tramampoline]

look i was grabbing it from your blog and reblogged it right after!!!!!

[futurefantastic]

i saw after i came at you and meant to apologize!!!!