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FRANK LONGBOTTOM."I mean, maybe I am crazy. I mean, maybe, But if this is all there is, then I don't want to be sane.."

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Mhm..

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"…….Oh." He glances back down at his eggs, wondering if they’d met before and he’d forgotten. 

"…And… Wh-..Who is Samuel..Wilde..?"

[samuel-the-wilde-blog-blog]

…Me…?

[badgerbottom-blog]

"....Oh. I'm- I'm, uh.. Frank. Longbottom."

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Mhm..

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He frowns at the other. 

"…Why.. would you do that?"

[an-oxysunrise-blog]

Frankie, were you even listening to me at all?

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"I totally was!"

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Mhm..

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"Um.. I-.. I was alwa— 

… I’m sorry, Terrence..! I- I just.. I’m a little late.”

[flint-terrence-blog-blog]

It’s okay…Maybe you should consider getting up sooner, no?

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He nods sheepishly, looking down. "...Yeah. Yeah, you're right."

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Mhm..

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He chews, swallowing with a little difficulty. "…..Who are you?"

[samuel-the-wilde-blog-blog]

Samuel Wilde. Duh.

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".......Oh." He glances back down at his eggs, wondering if they'd met before and he'd forgotten. "...And... Wh-..Who is Samuel..Wilde..?"

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Mhm..

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He blinks rapidly, looking up. 

"…A- a what..?"

[flint-terrence-blog-blog]

Oh so now you’re paying attention?

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"Um.. I-.. I was alwa-- ... I'm sorry, Terrence..! I- I just.. I'm a little late."

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Mhm..

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He nods again, struggling to swallow. “Oh, yeah. Completely.

… Wait, what?”

[an-oxysunrise-blog]

It’s funny— I never expected to actually name my firstborn ‘Frankie’s Elbow’, but the future is full of surprises, isn’t it?

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He frowns at the other. "...Why.. would you do that?"

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Mhm..

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He glances back up at the other, eyes wide and cheeks bulging. “..Mm?”

[samuel-the-wilde-blog-blog]

"Supposed to be somewhere…like tutoring my littler brother?

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He chews, swallowing with a little difficulty. ".....Who are you?"

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Mhm..

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What? No, I’m not ignoring you! I just.. I completely agree with everything you just said, that’s all.

[flint-terrence-blog-blog]

…So you agree that chickens are made with Alligators and humans? We should write a dissertation. 

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He blinks rapidly, looking up. "...A- a what..?"

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Mhm..

He nodded rapidly as the other spoke, not really paying attention as he continued to shove the food into his mouth–– He was late for a tutoring session, and someone was going to be angry at him, either way.

[an-oxysunrise-blog]

It was so obvious that Frankie wasn’t paying attention— But it wasn’t like Ira could blame him. He looked like he just rolled out of bed to crash on the table, after all.

…Still.

..So you’re cool with me naming my four year old daughter after your elbow?

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He nods again, struggling to swallow. "Oh, yeah. Completely. ... Wait, what?"

[badgerbottom-blog]

Mhm..

He nodded rapidly as the other spoke, not really paying attention as he continued to shove the food into his mouth–– He was late for a tutoring session, and someone was going to be angry at him, either way.

[samuel-the-wilde-blog-blog]

Oi. Aren’t you supposed to breathe while you eat?

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He glances back up at the other, eyes wide and cheeks bulging. "..Mm?"

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Mhm..

He nodded rapidly as the other spoke, not really paying attention as he continued to shove the food into his mouth–– He was late for a tutoring session, and someone was going to be angry at him, either way.

[flint-terrence-blog-blog]

Did you know that chickens don’t come from eggs but rather from the love making of an alligator and a human?

No reaction. You’re ignoring me aren’t you?

[badgerbottom-blog]

What? No, I'm not ignoring you! I just.. I completely agree with everything you just said, that's all.

[badgerbottom-blog]

Mhm..

He nodded rapidly as the other spoke, not really paying attention as he continued to shove the food into his mouth–– He was late for a tutoring session, and someone was going to be angry at him, either way.

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If I said ‘yes’, would that make y’feel better?

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Infinitely.

[flint-terrence-blog-blog]

Well…Okay, maybe that part isn’t the best thing, but he’s pretty great. I loved him when I was…younger.

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When I was younger, I liked Peter Pan.. I guess he's, uh.. kinda different from Zorro.

[flint-terrence-blog-blog]

Because he’s Zorro…with a Z…

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That––.. that just.. doesn't sound very efficient.

[flint-terrence-blog-blog]

The masked crusader? The man who leaves a Z everywhere? Oh you are sorely behind on the the kickass superheroes.

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Why––.. would would he leave a Z everywhere?

[flint-terrence-blog-blog]

You’re kidding right?

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Um––.. who––.. who is that..?