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Corpulent Dongle: BlueRazLem Part 2: MPREG?!

scialo looked down with the sad

[6/12/14 2:49:01 AM] blocked. blocked. blocked. you're all blocked.: death by massive isoceles cock [6/12/14 2:49:19 AM] Art: HAN DONT YOU DARE WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGAIN

canceled

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Isthen Do a Thing

[isthen/scialo <3 rated K12 for uh]

isten sits in the batcave not batman cave just house hive cave bat etc okay nevermind moving on she sitting in her hhive. or is she hanging upside down?? thats a thing bats do. anyway she's at her compute, the dim glow of the screen glowing the faintests hue of electronnac sparkle, it bounce of her frail eye orbs, feeling mildy irriated and red from the tiny amount of light. she stare blank as a ghostly spectre into the electronic deviace waiting for a message from another teentrool. It was scialo, the persnicket yellow blood, whom she yongder after for a realy long time now. it is now that and then sudden a MEddsage come up on the screen, tho isten weak eye do nut reading thise that. it rather it ring in her big flappy ears. she sitting silentlt. absorb into the ear is massege "~hi" her ear pluck up oH NO!! he DID a message her. wHAT WILL SHE DO?? REVEAL TRUE FEELING> WAHT IS HE NOT ACCEPT?? (A/N sorry fro caps sorry but gosh this excitement my doki-maker is dokifiying) NOOOOOO! ISTREN GRAB COMPUTET THROOOOW IT OUT CAVE DOOR. BYE COMPUTER!!!!! dbye

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BHF feat. DA2B in "Do you think I'm Yukie Sexy?"

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100 Rapper, the seqvel...

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Isoscelific

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Blue Raspberry Lemonade

shortly, the stout man lay himrself on the large bed. the ruffled silken sheets were pre-sexified to his delight as he prapare for the dastardly deed which she would be doing tonigh. why does a troll have bed i donot know, but let us roll with this. he made a somewhat grumpy face which said to the worl "no, i am not a tsundere" but under his grump he smiled upon himself internatlly. his rough nubby hands rolled slowly down his chest, brushing seductively past each button on his vest. he woare it as a sign of his uptighness personality, but he had a spark of bad bo in his prickish soul. teasingedly he began to pluck each button apart, making the "pop" sound buttons make when you un-pop them. that is when the blue man came in the room he come moving aside the thin curtain of sexy veloure velvetyc loth that hung in the doorway. this man smirked at the man. it was the a smirk of hatred. but for him. so hot. upon seeing this man, hecloud, enter the chamber schorto propped himself up somwheat more provocatively, moving his hands down to begin doing the ritual unbotton on his khakis pants. "........." said hecoud, for he could not talk, but in his smirk which curled upon his lip he portatayed a hatered which he felt for scial with a dagger stare into the shorter man yees. He moved down upon the bed, straddling scialos hips, reaching down with long, lanky fingers to assist him with the undressing process. a steamy breath escaped his muted lips as he bore down on his black lovers body, closing in on his tender neck. soft kisses worked their way down the now shirtless torso of scialo, turning more agressvive into nips and then into crunches as his pearly fangs pierced grey flesh. scialo moaned in pleasure at this. what a bad boy. "take me... now, fool" he muttered, groaning between words as he felt his blood pressure rising, heart-thing pumping away frantically.  Heco laughed with silent. tugging the pants off, he worked his hands between the golden mans plump thighs. Up sprang desperately throbbing manhood, taut skin shimmering with a brassy hue. hecoud traced his sharp nails up and down the length of sci's happy stick, caallling for a sharp cry was sciola. now hecoud had no intention of giving the man, that man who defiled his sacred artwork, what he really wanted. With an evil glint in his sunkist eyes he ripped off his own trousers, only to reveal his own massive isosceles cock raging with upperclass passion. scialo felt betreeay but he know wahat was coming. coming heh. doble enternder. the scalene head of hecouds corpulent dongle pierced the ripe anus, which refused entry with tight refusal. scio screem at him "you, bastard >:(' but hecould proceded thrushing the length of his mighty manwich inward, plundering the golden depthts. god damnitt i can od this. they both come dragon cum .. the ened

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DOOM

she giggled as she softly crept up on him from behind, raising her weighty wrench above her head. he shivered, the hair on the back of his neck bristling, and swiftly swung his head around, but it was too late. CLONGGG!!! "YEEEEOWWWCH!!!!!11!!!!!1!" he screAmEd! "TROLOLOLOLOL" was her snarky reply "ANANATA WHAT r U DO THESE FOR ROFL" he said, rubbing his sore head "i just wanted to surprise u xD lol bc i know that u hate it so much lalalalal" ketsal snickered in reply to this, because he had something in mind up his own sleeve to counter her little tricks "well....... .... .. .... ...." he looked down at her "you..... JUST LOST THE GAAAAAAAME!" "aw heck!!!! o.0" she was furious with him lol "BUT THEN u LAWST TEH GAME TOO!"  *le gasp* he literally said and then proceeded literally audibly quote darth vader "nnooOOOOOOOOOO" "anyway i just came here hehe came to show you mah new stuffed bunneh!" "evil bunneh! keep it away!" ket shouted, the stuffed rabbit inexplicably coming back to life and hopping away from him "heheeh forver aloooone " " TT_TT ..... ya well u kno what!!" "wut?" "cheese pie monkey bob taco!" "that joke was over 9000 o noes! t3h haxxorz!" "lmao now all ur humiliation r belong to me" *blatant rip off of some skit/joke from spongebob only less funny due to context and poor writing* *gay joke* *reference to obscure unfunny anime or pop culture/celebrity thing* (((holy shit i can't do this nope flies out of tumblr)))

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Bloody heck

[Synave <3< T+ for some bloods]

the long flowing hair streaming from the cranium of averie was the longest locks of hairs you have ever seen on the planet. flowing like a river of pure liquid agony and unsaturated midnight blackness shimmering off of a raven's feathers, which trolls wouldn't know about normally, such as aveeri, since her crow lusus which is pretty muhc like a raven is white that's the opposite of black isn't that some ironic symbolism right there woah. she is standing out there with her hair blowing in the wind so majestically, though underneather her her legs are trembling so slightly at the thought of her apporaching lover. the she was fgirl. fins dances at the side of this young wmons faces like little silk sailcloths billowing in greyish delight. her angery gleamed through her eyes as they darted across the scene WOOSH. as she stood there so still she began to walk up to the tiny girl, though but the fishy teen fish didn't her self she was not the no one saw her as the tallest but she wasn't very tall. grey tongue lickd her plumply thin painted lips as the pointed ends of her delicate yet brutal fangs dug lightly into the tough lippy flesh. she aroused herself. ave quivered at thiis sight . "damn bloody rust blood" the seagirl proclaimeth angridly "d-don't say such thinge!" squeaked averia she succumbed tho to a slender hand that lcurled about her chin and draw the lips to the other lips so clos together like theri red and violet blood technically are if the blood caste looped around like that but it doesn not. like the firey eyes of venus de milo aver lips were bite by the violet seagirl and blood trickled slowly. sensually. out like a hot cold river of crimon honey. the red honey was sweet to syn as she lapped it up with her snakey strong tongue. from fin to fin her mouth curled up into s devious smile "hehe now give me some of that filthy sugar asstits"

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FUNimation VA fanon

Averie        Michelle Ruff

Heltus        Greg Ayres

Mutusa      

Ananta      Michelle Ruff

Cintil         Johnny Yong Bosch

Tarani        Michelle Ruff

Verdox      Spike Spencer

Ekrail         Vic Mignogna

Ketsal       Yuri Lowenthal

Laenic      Steve Blum

Terias       Brad Swaile

Ovisia       Caitlin Glass

Arejda      Wendee Lee

Synore     Michelle Ruff

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A convenient guide to all hiveborn character personalities

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Baseball Cards

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The Beach Part II The Sequel

In our story so far, our hero finds himself in quite the pickle with his cerulean-blooded chum, terias. They've been through their ups and downs, and terias even admitted to himself that it was all in good fun, but this time verdox had gone too far. Pushed his emotional limit, terias has banished verdox from his house... and also his heart. Find out what becomes of our poor broken protagonist in what critics call the most touching installment to date of BEACH.

Verdox grab pegeel and RUN FOR THE HILLLS

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The Couch

[terek <3 T+ for makeouts and hot fluff]

one day treeass was sat down on his a couch in his boyfriend s papartment. when suddenly. from behind the door a very relaxed terias saw a certain mossy teen peek out from begind the door with a look so mischevious on his face you would know immediatly what he was thinking. ekraril leaped like a sly, lithe panther over to the couch and on top of terias ekrial reach over to the terais an whisper ear "u hot sugar buttcheks" ter blush. it made him so so so so hot when ekrail saaid such hot things to him. with quivering lips terias reached up and with intention to plant a shy kiss on his boyfriend but ek beat his uke to the chase and embraced the mouths quite passionately. their toungues danced and played and terias face was all bright blue. they pull awawy, ter panting and ek remarked "yeah sweety bum honey cake buttocks you have tha sweetest tush in town and i would never lie!" ter chuckled and latchech back into the clusp of his boys grasp and they had a """naught"""" evening the end

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Beach

this verdox traipsed into the domain of terias quite wihtout any at all cares, he picked up with his slenderfinders an object so delicate as to be and pricelss that it could only be none other than ters priceless glass objects. terias look at him from around his shoulder, yellow corneas darting frantically with worry int he direction of his emerald colored sweater companion

"don't touch that um;;;;;;;"

"vvaht vvaht i cant hear you over how clumsy i am" verdox was saying these words simply to grab the goat of terias (authors note: the gaot is not ovivisa)

 (but if u would like that fic pls r&r)

 and then all of a sudden the tHING slipped out from verodx finger. OH NO! time stood still and fleshy grey organs pumping emerold and lapsis in their chests getting all pumped up they pumped and pumped intense clenching contractions quickened the pace of their iridecently bloods and a sweat drop dripped like a cool rumbling rush of sorry down the face of the tie wearing teen "um;;;"

IT BREAK. All of these boiling feelings are building up like a hot mess of ubbles curdling their way up like a volcano in terias heart. The anger was indescribebabb.  Shards rushed in all directions swiftly like a wind full of crystal sorrow and glittering agony. With a mournful glaze in his moist orbs verdoox looking up at ter. Ter sotrmed up to him his friends who he was NOT very pleased with, thank you very much, and grabbed him by the collar of his wolly green hollister turtleneck. tensions sparks between their eyes. like lightning. a blackful hate is being shined upon ver but then he pout him down because he knew it could not work the end where did the beach go

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The Cellphone

[Laeter unrequited <3< K12 for flirty]

terias awoke from the bed he threw on a greenday tee and some black torn skinny jeans then slipped on his favorite blue converse hi tops and hung his black abercrombie tie low on his torso  the black haired teen then opened the phone and saw the text from a certain wolfy boy "hehehe hey babe yoou want to goo too the greenday cooncert???? heheheh" terias cringed what a creep, so hot tho 

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Starbucks

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The Mask