DOOM
she giggled as she softly crept up on him from behind, raising her weighty wrench above her head. he shivered, the hair on the back of his neck bristling, and swiftly swung his head around, but it was too late. CLONGGG!!! "YEEEEOWWWCH!!!!!11!!!!!1!" he screAmEd! "TROLOLOLOLOL" was her snarky reply "ANANATA WHAT r U DO THESE FOR ROFL" he said, rubbing his sore head "i just wanted to surprise u xD lol bc i know that u hate it so much lalalalal" ketsal snickered in reply to this, because he had something in mind up his own sleeve to counter her little tricks "well....... .... .. .... ...." he looked down at her "you..... JUST LOST THE GAAAAAAAME!" "aw heck!!!! o.0" she was furious with him lol "BUT THEN u LAWST TEH GAME TOO!" *le gasp* he literally said and then proceeded literally audibly quote darth vader "nnooOOOOOOOOOO" "anyway i just came here hehe came to show you mah new stuffed bunneh!" "evil bunneh! keep it away!" ket shouted, the stuffed rabbit inexplicably coming back to life and hopping away from him "heheeh forver aloooone " " TT_TT ..... ya well u kno what!!" "wut?" "cheese pie monkey bob taco!" "that joke was over 9000 o noes! t3h haxxorz!" "lmao now all ur humiliation r belong to me" *blatant rip off of some skit/joke from spongebob only less funny due to context and poor writing* *gay joke* *reference to obscure unfunny anime or pop culture/celebrity thing* (((holy shit i can't do this nope flies out of tumblr)))