THE JOKER @badjxke-blog - Tumblr Blog

So, My birthday is tomorrow (Gross I’m going to turn 22) And then I have to go to my Aunts and Uncles on the 16th to watch their dogs as they go on vacation. I should only be there for a week, might be a LITTLE longer.

But when I come back, I shall be here, and on my other blogs. So! See you guys then!

#Reblogging here too #See you guys then!#Replies will come later today

dr-jack-seward:

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“So you are the man known as the Joker,” Jack asked, English lilt touching his soft words as he looked in on the man that had supposedly called all sorts of troubles, “Do you have a real name?”

“..Uh-huh” Joker nodded, licking across scarred lips, before sucking his teeth some. At the question of his name, he sat back, chuckling some. “Well. You know my name. You just said it. And they say I’m crazy?”

#drjackseward #Oh god xD #Probably not

margaretromanoff

Agent Carter Sentence ‘Starters’

❝ clock out, pull the curtains, and sleep. [name here] orders. ❞ ❝ you were trying to do something good, and i believe you accomplished it. ❞ ❝ could you be slightly more specific? ❞ ❝ oh! put it back. i need to drive this thing out of here. ❞ ❝ you’re very fortunate that i ignored your instructions. ❞ ❝ if i allow people to get close to me, i’m putting them in danger. ❞ ❝ i got a bottle of schnapps and half a rhubarb pie; let’s see which one makes us sick first. ❞ ❝ i may not always be truthful with [name here], but i am always honest. ❞ ❝ i haven’t been in the back of a car in years. ❞ ❝ what? i hate small spaces. what if the chain snaps and i fall to my death? ❞ ❝ you don’t have to get changed with the door closed. i thought we were friends. ❞ ❝ what the hell do you think of me? ❞ ❝ wow. you sounded just like captain america just now. ❞ ❝ does anyone else feel a chill going up their knickers? ❞ ❝ stop wahooing and help! ❞ ❝ [name here]. don’t run. if you run, i’ll know it’s true.❞ ❝ you don’t look like federal agents. ❞ ❝ what’s your grandmother’s name? ❞ ❝ promise me you’ll get the son of a bitch who did this. say it! ❞ ❝ we’re still attached to a table. ❞ ❝ unless i have your reports, your coffee or your lunch, i’m invisible. ❞ ❝ you were gonna shoot me out the sky?! ❞ ❝ i just don’t want to know what’s happened in and on the fine things. ❞ ❝ i know my value. anyone else’s opinion doesn’t really matter. ❞

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margaretromanoff:

#Fun for all!

Hi hello my name is Katie and I like changing my Icon a lot

Don’tmindme

#Outofknifes

txtteredcape liked for a starter

“I spy with my little eye, a brooding Bat, who’s probably shy~!”

#txtteredcape #Heeeey vuv #Hope this is alright! Watch it turn into some long thing xD

fixingthatstupiddoor replied to your post :'' why is everyone running away from you??''

LAUGHS AT THIS IRONY

Do I win? :’D

#Outofknifes #fixingthatstupiddoor

brxssy:

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“ Well technically it is ya’ fault, ain’t it? —-I mean, you’e the one with the dumbass henchmen who can’t place a bomb in the right buildin’. Sounds like ya’ might just need new goons. An’ the blamin’ thing? —Don’t ya’ jus’… always get blamed? In general? I mean, you’e a pretty infamous figure’a local damages. It makes sense. “

Sucking in his teeth for a moment, The Joker looked over at the woman before giving a mocking smile. “Well aren’t you miss know it all? No. No see I try to get good henchmen. I do. And then either they get killed by Cops, other henchmen....Or me.”

#brxssy

"Why is everyone running away from you?"

[X]

“Oh tell a few people you’ve rigged their cellphones to explode next time they ring, and they overreact. “

#Answered #Sentence starters #Hello vuv Thank for this #feel free to reply!#fixingthatstupiddoor

'' why is everyone running away from you?? ''

[X]

“Probably because they think I’m C R A Z Y. I’m not though. ……It might also be because I’m wearing clown makeup. Or MAYBE It’s because I just blew up a few cars. Who needs cars though? People need to exercise more anyways. “

#Answered #Sentence starters #brxssy.#Feel free to reply of course!

OUAT {Sentence Starters}

"Evil isn't born, it's made."

"There's no such thing as love at first sight or first kiss."

"I'm a villain. And villains don't get happy endings."

"What, you think that kiss actually meant something?"

"Sometimes doing a bad thing for a good reason is okay, right?"

"You never have to worry. I will always find you."

"Covering your tracks isn't exactly your strong suit."

"What made you choose to come here with me?"

"For what it's worth, I think you're innocent."

"I know it seems impossible, but I can get you out of this."

"Trust me. I know love, and you're in it."

"You don't know anything about this, do you?"

"Love's the worst. I wish there was a magic cure."

"People don't change, they only fool themselves into believing they can."

"I think giving up might be the best plan."

"Why is everyone running away from you?"

"Every story needs a memorable detail."

"Perhaps you should stop making promises you can't keep."

"Even if I never see you again, I know you will find love. I know you'll be happy."

"You know what? I'll call you whatever I damn well please!"

"Good always loses, because good has to play fair."

"You've got a lot of anger there, don't you?"

"I guess I just- I'm not used to someone putting me first."

"Maybe I don't need answers. Maybe I just need to punch you in the face."

"You don't look well, dear. Let's take you home."

"Your pretty face buys you a lot, but not my time. It's too valuable."

"If you're wondering, I found a place here in town."

"No one thinks that I can do anything. Maybe they're right."

"I wish feelings could be helped, but they can't."

#Fun for all!

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Reblog if you don't mind having multiple different rps with the same mun and muse

brxssy liked for a starter

“You wanna know what I’ll never get? WHAT is so hard, about listening to simple instructions? Hm? You tell someone go secure a bomb, and then they put it in the wrong building. THEN everyone looks at me like it’s my fault!”

#brxssy #I'm not sure what this is but take it xD #Also hello vuv

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SEND ME A BAD PICK-UP LINE

Go ahead and add more if you want!

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skirtish:

“Are you a magician? When I looked at you, everyone else disappeared.” “I’ve been feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.” “Can I get a picture of you? I want to show my parents what my spouse looks like.” “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.” “When God made you, he was showing off.” “Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?” “What time do you have to go back to Heaven?” “Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.” “I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I’m looking for.” “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?” “I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.” “Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe.” “Would you like to have breakfast in bed tomorrow?” “Are you a thief? I think you just stole my heart.” “If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” “Call life alert! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.” “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?” “I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?” “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” “Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date material.” “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.” “There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.” “On a scale of 1 to 10: You’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.” “I lost my number. Can I have yours?” “Let’s play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I’ll go down on you.” “Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.” “Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.” “There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, wait. I missed ‘U’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘Q’, ‘T’.” “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.” “Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie in my journal?” “I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?” “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off your feet.” “Do you like KFC? Because you’re finger lickin’ good.” “What’s on the menu? Me-n-u.” “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” “Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” “You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all day long.”

#OMG WHY NOT #Fun for all!