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The ceremonial foxfire dances are just the cotton eyed joe in different costumes.

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Fitz is made of Wonderbread

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Silveny dies

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The eleven world is overrun by bananas

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there are actual butterflies in Sophie's stomach

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the ceremonial foxfire dances exist because all the elves are furries

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Mr. Forkle leaves Sophie with a sweater knitted out of all the eyelashes she's ever torn out

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Sophie constantly terrorizes the elves with memes they dont understand

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The Black Swan's real name is the Black Duck

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To light leap you actually have to leap through the air

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The Council are actually cats

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Fintan violently throws himself into the sun in a desperate attempt to get a tan

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No one can look directly at Dex because he’s actually The Sun

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Mr. Forkle is the dancing pumpkin man.

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Sandor is made of sand

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Silveny is an ostrich

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Kenric is dead. oh wait