The Coolest Man On Earth!

GJELP

OOC || Heavily considering to revive this, lowkey miss the interactions back in the day :( //

jsojua mageeah

*Crawls out of the deep beneath*

whY IS IT SO WARM IN HERE-

liscensedtherapist

found weed inf eh fore dnt lmao im high o ffmy DICK!!

#ruh roh #Joshua macheath #chnt #joshua chnt #Up & Adam #up and adam

This shirt arrived at my cabin’s doorstep.. who was it?

Only slightly concerned as to who sent that to you Joshua. But please just don’t wear that around the campers.

Please.

#joshua macheath #camp here and there #chnt #rp blog

Its really comfy though, 100% cotton

This shirt arrived at my cabin’s doorstep.. who was it?

I hope everyone grinds hard this new years eve!

campcounseloremerald

You hope we WHAT

#ooc: I shouldnt be laughing this much

Grind! As in go to the gymn and drink your protein shakes.. What else did you think?

I hope everyone grinds hard this new years eve!

theonlycompetentagent

Searching through my documents and I found a fully written out version of ENTITY7'S "Sigma Male Routine". ENTITY7 has been moved down to ENTITY8 out of personal dislike. The less likely I am to see him in court, the happier environment we will have.

#ooc: joshua is keeping an eye out tonight on his sleep

Who are you and I’m WAY more poggers than what you just think of me as!

The only reason why a sigma male like me doesn’t have a partner yet its because I am too focused on being cool and awesome and great to put attention on another person

#Hes lying #You can still hear him cry during nightime on that damned 'secret sigma cave' treehouse #and under his bed at times

HAPPY HALLOWEEN CAMPERS!!!

#HAPPY HALLOWEENIE

Does anyone know who haunted the sauce again and why it’s trying to re-animate all of the spoons?

The flagpole is starting to get quite comfortable!

Are you.. still up that flagpole? Joshua could give you some company on the night, stars get even more angry if they see both of us make a camp for s’mores, you should tote’s see it

Please join me. It’s getting lonely.

Comming there for the night then!

The flagpole is starting to get quite comfortable!

Are you.. still up that flagpole? Joshua could give you some company on the night, stars get even more angry if they see both of us make a camp for s’mores, you should tote’s see it

Stuck inside the cabins because of the weather so Salem and I started knitting with the kids but its a little sentient now… Any solutions? We’re up to suggestions!

liscensedtherapist

What defines “a little sentient”?

I mean the yarn itself has started gnawing on Leonard Stykeson’s leg and its up to his knee now… so like alive??

It’s growing bigger as I write this…

Its up to his neck now, still open to ideas!

We already tried fire though, so not that.

Try pouring some gatorade or any energy drink in there! I once used an off-brand monster drink to free myself from some ropes back on High school.. Worked awfully well

Okay so one of the kids had a “spare red bull” that we borrowed but now the yarn is turning different colors and looks angry??

Joshua I feel like this was a very bad idea…

I can hear the yarn growling from here, actually

I can assure you this isn’t any fun for any of us…. and Leonard has been fully consumed now. Anything else that might be helpful?

I’ll eat it, if you would like!

Might have to take you up on that Joshua!! It ended up eating the books we put in front of it (While crying, so Leonard was able to get his hands free at least)

And then it attempted to consume Salem when she wrestled it. I think we need to stop getting sentient yarn for once…