Mel

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I grabbed some crayons and made you a get well card (png file called “Get gud”)

{Name: Ghiaccio Stand: White Album Status: Died of a terminal case of pneumonia and a very high fever. Has to retire.}

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Here’s another version of it for you Ghiaccio. 

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Bringing it back~

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I DON’T THINK I SAW THIS ONE.

…WHAT’S WITH ALL THE CAT EDITS, SERIOUSLY?!

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Y-YOU AGAIN? HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME BACK?!

Same as the usual bull- … same as usual. Now Nicky, say hi to the kitty man

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Y– *sigh* Fiiiine, I guess I won’t try to pick a fight. (When the hell did he get a kid? …He’s adorable, in any case…)

Paul: Pa… papa? J-ji do’e? …It’s… (shit.) …On second thought, can I ask you a favor? If this means what I think it does, can I trust you to look after Paul here? I’m pretty sure my own Stand wouldn’t be up to the task, so… could you, if it isn’t too much to ask? {Paul stared at the kid in the strange man’s arms for a moment, then looked up at Ghiaccio, concerned. He couldn’t really understand what was going on, but did his dad just imply he was leaving for a while? Where was he going?

…Well, at least it wouldn’t be so bad with a playmate, even if his dad looked kind of scary…}

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So, Paul’s here. Just thought I’d give you that little factoid nugget. Your user asked me to do him a solid because you act like you’re fucking 12 (Fact: Ken’s a hypocrite who only grew up because he had to)

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It’s good of you to try and be responsible, but you still have your moments. …Come to think of it, though, this little guy does look a lot like him, doesn’t he? As well as– Paul: Ga… gaddino? …N-no, I’m not a cat, little one– Paul: [giggles] Gaddino, gaddino!! …Even though he’s my user’s kid, he’s still not my responsibility. I hate to be rude, but I’d rather keep focusing on myself while I have the– *notices Paul is trying to touch the ears of his hat* …chance.

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Since it looks like we'll all have to go soon, you DID take care of the kids, right? I'm pretty sure I'll be in deep shit if anything happened to Paul...

SCREEEEAM

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…That’s always a good sign.

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So yeah. Asks are open and appreciated.

((That thing when you finally have a functioning computer AND tablet))

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Hey ham bone.

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melone i don't know where you collected my blood sample from but i hope you won't do anything with it ~prosciutto in side blog hell

Couldn’t be helped, I already made it a few hours ago. As for the blood… I’d rather not say.

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I tried the drawing meme….

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killer cute stand users

((this was a lot funnier in my head))

*EDIT, NOW WITH ABBA*

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...ey melone, i may not be absolutely nice to you but please treat pesci nicely ~really concerned prosciutto in side blog hell

Your jacket was on the table so I accidentally used it. It was brand new, and I thought you were going to flip out and kill me if I did it. Pesci was one of the only people I knew (besides Risotto, and I know better than to blame him) who would survive you getting mad. This is my last ask I have to tell the truth so yeah… I’m sorry.

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shouldn’t i have placed the jacket elsewhere? next time—though better not be—just tell me the truth i promise i won’t yell at anybody. also thank you for the confession i think i’m apologizing to pesci. sigh how unreasonable i have been to him…

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Part 5 egyptian god stand users. Ghiaccio is birb.

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(( if you watched madtv let me tell you i always imagine tiny ham having stuart’s voice idek why. this is so funny. ))

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((Had to))

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Cheer up, have a party!

[dramatically swings legs]

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Prosciutto, what does your momma say about boys who aren’t polite?

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[falls onto ground gloriously] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

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Do you like Sorbert and Gelato?

They’re the cutest couple ever, and I am their number one shipper.

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Stand User: Baby Face (B.F.)

Stand: Melone (Automatic)

B.F. was one of the biggest punks in Rome, ranging from petty thief, to Assault and Battery. Though he was a strong guy, others liked to pick fights with him. After one particularly bad fight, when he arrived home he found a odd purple and pink computer on his floor. It gave him specific instructions on what he was supposed to do in order to take care of the dumb bastards. To his amazement, the computer created an even odder looking homunculus like creature.

B.F. tries to control Melone by computer when he is formed, but Melone considers himself far to intelligent to take orders from someone who can’t even spell correctly. B.F. would rather fight hand to hand, but when he has to use Melone, he’ll allow Melone to think for himself, for he is more trouble arguing with than anything.

Fun Fact: When Melone starts up, he automatically opens up to a porn site. It was funny at first, but B.F. is literally annoyed by it at this point.

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((Stand swap again, caused by bored doodles. The last one also features The Grateful Dead design from badlydrawnprosciutto . ))