[gnomesittingunderalargetoadstool]

Feel like the only toxic dark romantasy ship in asoiaf is Davos x Stannis because Davos let that man cut his fingers off as discipline and romanticizes it. And Stannis LITERALLY IMPRISONED HIM IN A DUNGEON and then was like just kidding,,,, my love,,,,,, you are the only True Soul Who Understands Me and Holds Me Accountable. Also like Lowborn Special Thief x Mean Cruel Rigid Not Chill King is so classic booktok no?

[gnomesittingunderalargetoadstool]

George on Joffrey’s death:

x

[alliluyevas]

the genre of asoiaf fans that are like. ew who wants to read about Tyrion/Theon/insert other complex well crafted we’ve spent multiple books following. IM obsessed with some random Targaryen who appears for two pages in fire and blood and is characterized as being brave outgoing and generally likable before dying tragically young. Girl who cares about Prince Visaegerion…

[matrose]

stannis baratheons wikia entry is so incredible funny. seeing all this info compiled is just

[matrose]

nobody likes him [FOUR SOURCES]

[cryptotheism]

My favorite character is Stannis because he’s the most long shot guy in the series but by sheer competence he lasts the entire time

the best part of Stannis is that he is literally right about everything but hes mean and annoying so nobody cares

[werewolfetone]

ASOIAF reddit: I'm so glad jeyne finally got what she deserved for treating ser jakey like that 🙄 such a bitch just because she was four years old and a child bride and saw her entire family murdered in front of her

ASOIAF tiktok: omg maera and yassaerys are so cute together ! abusive grandfather/step-granddaughter is the ship dynamic of the year

ASOIAF twitter: DNI if you read books with m*rder or inc*st in them

ASOIAF tumblr: who up getting stannis baratheon pregnant

[knightsickness]

i think people overestimate how obviously stupid victarion is to others bc we get his internal monologue but he doesnt say most of that out loud he’s probably the quietest/most reserved greyjoy. when theyre debriefing in meereen i hope we get a barristan pov where hes interpreting victarion’s short answers and silence as stoicism + hiding his plans when in actuality vic is being quiet bc he doesnt know whats going on. barry sweating during the long stony pause after asking a very simple question because he’s mistaking it for this

[effemar]

[malotte00]

Wedding

[fortunate-hal]

The swords kissed and sprang apart and kissed again. Jaime’s blood was singing. This was what he was meant for; he never felt so alive as when he was fighting, with death balanced on every stroke. And with my wrists chained together, the wench may even give me a contest for a time.

“Road to King’s Landing - Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth.” Oil painting by Donato Giancola for the A Song of Ice and Fire 2015 calendar

[goldcrescent]

HOTD might have an unstable crown but Akotsk has everyone from smallfolk to Lords Paramaount to 13 year old girls and toddlers playing on the floor walking around saying the type of shit that got Vaemon Velaryon’s head bisected and none of the Targs can do anything because they’re regular people and they need the good PR, which crown prince Baelor was so keenly aware of he died trying to brighten their image. Aerion was seething over a puppet show less because he’s insane and thinks he’s a dragon and more because he’s also keenly aware and very resentful of their diminished status (even if his brain interprets that through thinking he’s a dragon), and on top of that he had to have an actual trial for hurting a peasant girl and a hedge knight. Maekar’s audible disdain for andal judicial customs while Baelor pointedly insisted upon respecting them communicated a lot. Direct comparison with Aerion’s plot to Daemon killing his high born wife and crushing his own awed foot soldiers under Caraxes’ claws with no regard or consequences but when he went out and saw a mean play about his family he sincerely just thought it was funny

[urkuri]

bro’s gonna be thinking about that peach forever

[urkuri]

[amuelia]

Baelor, Maekar, Aemon, Aegon, Rhae Targaryen

Had a lot of fun watching a knight of the seven kingdoms... so i thought well it has been years since i last drew maekar and i never did a baelor design at all so here they are

[pissbataille]

“You know... my brother wasn't always such a little monster.”

“Egg is no monster. He's just a boy.”

“I didn't mean Egg. But no doubt we'll make a man of him, too. Perhaps the seeds of madness are sown in the womb, as the maesters say. But Aerion was quite the glad child once.”

A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS— 1.06. The Morrow.

[gameofthronesdaily]

"Be gone with you, Ser Duncan." — A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS // 1.06 "The Morrow"

[urkuri]