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[barmecidebiohazard]

The purpose of life is

To remain alive

To die one day

Voting ended onMar 28, 2025

[fox-guardian]

hey, colin with bangs.

[ID: A digital drawing of Colin Becher with bangs poorly clipped to his receding hairline. He looks deeply annoyed.

Colin: Alice, what exactly is the purpose of this? Alice, offscreen: WHEEZE

end ID]

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there you go. take it from me.

[jasperthejester]

give one to prev <3

tall glass of lemonade

new book they've been wanting to read

stuffed ikea shark

pretty rock from the woods

candle with their favorite scent

cool stick found on the side of the road

mini slinky

brand new pack of pens

Voting ended onSep 12, 2024

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gauntletqueen]

[fox-guardian]

[ID: A digital drawing of Jonathan Sims from The Magnus Archives ad Samama Khalid from The Magnus Protocol. It is just their heads. Jon is an Arab man with scarred brown skin and long, curly black hair with gray streaks and a mustache and beard, and Sam is a South Asian man with brown skin, short curly black hair, and a mustache and small goatee. Both have brown eyes that have been drawn as very huge and sparkly. They are giving pleading "puppy dog eyes" expressions. The background is a pattern of sad green and red cat and dog faces, and there is a gold and green "VS" between their heads. end ID]

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i present to you all

The Puppy Dog Eyes Showdown

the ultimate battle between our current most sopping wet eye guys among these two podcasts. i beseech thee to cast thy vote in favor of whomever has the most convincing, most unbearable, most Powerful pleading puppy dog eyes out of the two of them.

NOT NECESSARILY FOR THESE DESIGNS ofc, the pic is just there for vibes. please, look into your heart of hearts, what do you believe?

who has the most powerful pleading puppy dog eyes?

jonathan "eye guy" sims

samama "ahem, please?" khalid

show results

Voting ended onSep 8, 2024

[fox-guardian]

[ID: A digital meme redraw featuring Sam and Celia from The Magnus Protcol. Sam is a fat South Asian man with brown skin, curly black hair, a mustache, and a lot of body hair. He is wearing a red leopard-print dress with a slit up the side with matching heels, and red and gold makeup. Celia is a slim Korean woman with light skin and short black hair, gold piercings, and glasses, and she is wearing a green blouse tied into a crop top, and purple trousers and shoes. Celia has Sam pinned against a black car with one leg between his, while he leans onto the car with his arms stretched out in front of him. She is also holding a gold revolver next to his hip where the split in the dress has revealed his entire leg and a fair portion of butt. They are smiling at each other. The image is rendered with pink shadows and gold highlights. end ID]

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hi so i went normal mode on a meme redraw uhhhh #GiveCeliaRipleyAGun2k24 <3

(og image under here)

[ID: A photo depicting two Asian women enacting the same scene as above. end ID]

[pyroinfusedtiger]

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

[badlydrawntma]

[Photo ID: A blue image with text above a very wide martin, watermarked by @fox-guardian . The text reads: "The Magnus Archives Imagines #10. You come home to hear Martin crying. You enter your room and see him sitting on the bed. He is taking up all of it. y/n: "Oh my god honey what happened???" Martin: "*tears* the widening pills are working too well... im too wide..." y/n "Noo honey" you carress his cheek "you're perfectly wide my love". Martin: "*sniff* thank you y/n... I love you"."]

You know those really shitty one direction imagines

[badlydrawntma]

happy wartin wednesday everyone

[bugshroom]

tick tock on my cock

dj blow my penis up

[barmecidebiohazard]

[wilhelm scream]

[barmecidebiohazard]

Say no more, my pants are already off

[badlydrawntma]

alexander jagnusprotocol newall wrote an episode about mr bonzo the meat clown, made it about him giving a man his FINAL most GRUESOME lap dance, and then totled the episode "getting off". they've finally perfected the most unfuckable monster, and they're daring us to do something about it

[badlydrawntma]

Do you have a main account??

omg this is so old- yes @barmecidebiohazard

[badlydrawntma]

Here's your reminder!! Hopefully you don't get 70 of them

its a stupid long convoluted AU but basically "Norris", aka Martin, becomes self aware, alice is the only one who knows and she carries him out of the OIAR on a USB drive because he's saying some pretty horrifying things, and damn if this Older Sister Syndrome Haver is going to make anyone else worry about it. She can handle it all on her own, and nothing will go wrong! Definitely.

[badlydrawntma]

someone remind me to post about my shitty little au tomorrow it's FAR too late to be drawing rn when i have work in the morning

[badlydrawntma]

[Photo ID: A blue image with text above a very wide martin, watermarked by @fox-guardian . The text reads: "The Magnus Archives Imagines #10. You come home to hear Martin crying. You enter your room and see him sitting on the bed. He is taking up all of it. y/n: "Oh my god honey what happened???" Martin: "*tears* the widening pills are working too well... im too wide..." y/n "Noo honey" you carress his cheek "you're perfectly wide my love". Martin: "*sniff* thank you y/n... I love you"."]

You know those really shitty one direction imagines

[badlydrawntma]

Uhhh needles concept <3

[badlydrawntma]

THE SPEED AT WHICH I RUSHED TO DRAW THIS. MS. RIPLEY MY BELOVED