You kids wanna see a dead body?

[badlydrawnvolpe]

don’t ever talk to me or my children again

[badlydrawnvolpe]

somebody send help my house is on fire and i think i’m going to ruin my brother’s hat

[badlydrawnvolpe]

can you cook like your brother?

No I cannot.

[badlydrawnvolpe]

Yeah, I’m a cool guy.

I saw weed once, and I saw a picture of a boob on the internet.

[badlydrawnvolpe]

A smol Massimo (10) and a smol Tonio (16)

[badlydrawnvolpe]

How's Manic Depression doing?

It’s fine, as usual.

[badlydrawnvolpe]

I bet Antonio would kill me for eating this frozen pizza.

I’m going to do it just to spite him.

[badlydrawnvolpe]

Massimo! Have you seen Fugo's team lately? Can we go beat them up? -badlydrawnangelicaattanasio

Angelica, no.

[badlydrawnvolpe]

Honey I'm home I guess

Welcome home, waifu…

[heavens-disgrace-deactivated201]

First person to put honey I'm home in my inbox is married to my muse for a week.

[poorlydrawnfunnyvalentine]

I need this.

I have money.

[badlydrawnvolpe]

You kids want some drugs?

[badlydrawnvolpe]

Volpe, Do you have anything new for me?

Yes. You got a phonecall.

[poorlydrawndiavolo-blog]

Huh, would you look at that…

[badlydrawnvolpe]

[badlydrawnvolpe]

Volpe, Do you have anything new for me?

Yes. You got a phonecall.

[badlydrawnvolpe]

My name is Massimo Volpe and I vape

[badlydrawnvolpe]

Valpe.

[badlydrawnvolpe]

My name is Massimo Volpe and I vape

[badlydrawnvolpe]

bdvittorio: HEY MASSIMO CAN I DO SOMETHING!!

No.

[badlydrawnvittoriocataldi]

oh

[badlydrawnvolpe]

You already did it, didn’t you?

[badlydrawnvittoriocataldi]

i….oh yeah

[badlydrawnvolpe]

Classic Vittorio.

[badlydrawnvolpe]

bdvittorio: HEY MASSIMO CAN I DO SOMETHING!!

No.

[badlydrawnvittoriocataldi]

oh

[badlydrawnvolpe]

You already did it, didn’t you?