Salem

If the things I say or post make you uncomfortable G O O D. I try to. Btw I’m not human, I’m a demon fu

[badwisdombysalem]

Remember aim for the moon, but if you missed the moon - you eventually land somewhere.

[badwisdombysalem]

Hey I made two new alignment charts

Use them as you please

Have fun

[badwisdombysalem]

a Halloween themed Christmas is cool and interesting

But a Christmas themed Halloween is a disgrace and sad

But an Easter themed thanks giving is just weird

[badwisdombysalem]

You all make fun of Panic at the Disco and Fall Out Boy for having long song titles...

But what if I told you there was a song title that put all of those songs to shame?

Name of the song: You won’t answer my phone calls but I bet you’ll listen to this song so I guess this is the only way to talk to you.

Go ahead find the song. That is the actual name of the song.

[badwisdombysalem]

go ahead and be the bitch you have always dreamed of being. you are vaild, as long as you are still kind. 

[badwisdombysalem]

Thinking about that one time my friends brother gave him a cookie, because this brother panicked after forgetting my friends birthday was a few days prior, upon panicking handed my friend who had never 1. Taken an edible 2. Been high before, a 78mg edible...

My friend has a weakness to cookies, he can’t resist.

He was stoned out of his mind for 16+ hours, he didn’t have a very good time. And it being his first time just created the perfect scenario for numerous panic attacks.

Reminder don’t do drugs kids

Even if it’s the good ol’ Mary Jane.

If you are of legal age just remember to do so responsibly, if you happen to choose to get high.

[badwisdombysalem]

Sometimes you just gotta let your tall sporty girlfriend throw you into a lake

And other times you fall asleep in her lap like a kitten.

[badwisdombysalem]

I’m here,

I’m queer,

And I’m going to instill fear. owo

[badwisdombysalem]

Schools not important.

Become a ravioli instead.

[badwisdombysalem]

The more dough you add to the cookies, the better the chance they merge into one cookie. Therefore you don’t have to share the one cookie. It’s your cookie. You made it. Be proud of the cookie. No one can take your cookie. And if they do? Skin them alive and bake their tears into the next cookie!

[badwisdombysalem]

In my opinion everyone is a little bitch.

[badwisdombysalem]

Be kind

Eat rice

Commit crimes

:3

[badwisdombysalem]

It’s almost Black Friday

So you’re legally allowed to smack someone in the face with a roomba to take advantage of some sales

[badwisdombysalem]

If you ever feel sad, just remember that you could a person who drag races lawnmowers.

[badwisdombysalem]

BREAKING NEWS

I discovered a new threat!!!!

“I will scramble your kidney and feed it to you on a biscuit”

That is all have a nice day :)

[sharkbait23]

Can we take a moment to recognize the true cryptic of this era?

Yakko Warner

That cheeky mother fucker

Was horny as fuck

Was sarcastic as fuck

And most likely bisexual

He will now be known as the my bi hero whether you like it or not

[takenbycartoons]

This left me fucking paralyzed I-

[badwisdombysalem]

That sounds like a personal problem to be honest :)

[badwisdombysalem]

I think lava would taste spicy

But no every time I bring it up I’m told I can’t drink lava because I will die...

Like how do you know this if you’ve never drank lava