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Janis: Guys, did you know that bagels are pastas?
Damian: PLEASE ELABORATE??
Janis: Bagels are boiled like paste while bread is simply cooked.
Damian: *gasp*
Cady: Yes and no. It's cooked in water yes but not boiled. So not pasta.
Aaron: I love bagels! Eating one rn! But can you toast pasta?
Janis: Technically yes. The true question is should you?
Cady: We should! For SCIENCE
Random Cadina Headcanon
Regina is afraid of thunderstorms. Cady is the type of person who sit in front of the window to see lightning struck. So whenever there’s a storm outside Cady go to Regina’s place to calm her down.Â
Janis: Cady doesn't want me :( Not like I want her :(
Cady: what if Janis's forehead... was touching..... my forehead..... nice
Cady: Well for what it's worth: you know you always have a bed at my place, right?
Regina, working: Hmm
Cady: I will always have it made for you... Warm... Fresh
Regina: Are we still talking about the bed or about food?
Cady: Depends. Are you for once in your life staying for breakfast?
Regina: *rolls her eyes but wears a small smile*
Damian: Wait. WHAT?! Since when do you stay over at Cady's???
Rejanis kid: Hey Mama! Can I go out tonight? Mom said I wasn't allowed but I wanted to ask you as well
Janis: If mom said no what makes you think I'll say yes?
Kid: because she's not the boss of you
Janis, silently: this is a trap, this is a trap
Regina: Your perfect cheekbones, and your perfect face and your perfect voice are enough to make you at the top of my hate list!
Janis: Speak for yourself! Your confidence and your nice clothes make you insufferable!
Cady: Are they insulting each other or flirting with each other?
Damian: Your guess is as good as mine.
2 am in the group chat
ArtFreak: Ice skating is just cursive walking
CadyHeron: Please, I'm so tired.
DeadGirlWalking: No, dancing is cursive walking. Ice skating is cursive walking but with knives.
Too-Gay-To-Function: Tap dancing is walking in all caps
H.Macaroni: Marching is walking with perfect ponctuation grammar and spelling
NotEasyBeingGreen: No, it's walking in iambic pentameter.
*MassiveDeal has muted the chat*
Janis, Damian and Cady are the only ones who can actually speak french so they start using it like a secret code around the rest of the group. Regina and Gretchen are particularly pissed at them for that.
Poly plastics + Cady + Janis
Damian has to put up with all of them and he’s honestly exhausted. Mostly cause he’s the confident of almost every single one of them.
The plastics were already in a poly relationship when Cady arrived. The three of them had an instant crush on her but for Regina it was love at first sight.
After being friend with her for a while, they asked her to become their girlfriend and she said yes but was also honest with them and told them she also had a crush on Janis.
After a long discussion, they came to the conclusion that the four of them could have a relationship while Cady dated Janis on the side (with Janis consent of course).
Getting Janis to agree to sharing her gf was… something. After many apologies and many many tears, she finally agreed as long as Cady could promess to not ditch her for the triad out of nowhere.
A few months went by and the five of them with Damian and Aaron started spending more and more time together. Some nights the guys couldn’t make it due to sport or rehearsal. At first Janis and Regina felt kinda awkward but after a few hours (and some alcohol) the akwardness passed and they were able to actually enjoy eachother company to Gina’s girlfriends pleasure.
During those time Janis grew closer to Karen, finding out about her seemingly random wise moment and their mutual love for baking goods. Her good nature and easy personnality won Janis’s heart in a few weeks.
After an honest conversation with Jan about making sure her girls were safe with her, Gretchen found herself swep away by Janis charisma and sarcasm. She found out that with Janis, she didn’t have to be worried about a thing. The artist would always tell the truth and didn’t care about what others were saying about her. Jan fell head over heels for Gretchen after seeing her blush for the first time.
It took Gretchen, Karen and Cady weeks to get Janis and Regina to see how much they loved one another. They were always together since they shared no less than three girlfriends and had finally put they're past behind.
Karen was the one who told them they both had a crush on each other which led to an akward conversation and finally all of them dating.
When they all sleep together, they have to sleep in at least two separate beds cause the last time they tried to sleep in only one, Regina fell in the middle of the night and kept saying she almost died.
Veronica, drinking coffee: I love you so much.
Heather: I love you too.
Heather: Wait... you're talking to the coffee, aren't you?
Veronica:... I can love two things
Damian: Everybody has somebody, Cady and Aaron, Beyonce and Jay Z. You guys have your weird thing...
Janis: ...
Regina: ...
Cady: The love you two have for each other is so wonderful. I wish I had a sibling...
Regina: *forced smile*
Heather: I'll sell her to you.
Heather: Cheap.
Cady: Why are Gretch and Karen sitting like that?
Regina: They had a fight.
Cady: Then why are they holding hands?
Regina: Gretchen gets sad when they fight.
Every friend group should include
A Himbo: Karen
A mean bisexual: Regina
An even meaner lesbian: Janis
She/theys: Janis
He/theys: Kevin
A token straight who's on thin ice: Shane
An astrology bitch who has everyone's birth charts memorized: Gretchen/Damian
A short king: Aaron
Futur jobs headcanon
Regina became a lawyer before discovering she didn’t like the life style that came with it and started working in the fashion industry.
Janis works as a freelance graphic designer and paint on the side.
Damian is a publicist, he mostly works with celebrities.
Cady’s an aerospace engineer. She also helps an animal relocalisation foundation whenever she has time (she’s their biggest financial aid).
Karen became the weather girl straight outta high school and is now the most beloved of the news channel.
Gretchen is the social account manager of some company or artist.
Aaron had a short career as a American football player before becoming coach for his old team.
Janis: Roni, may I ask you a question?
Veronica: Okay. What is it?
Janis: How do you usually get out of every mess?
Veronica: I don't get out of it. I just make a bigger mess that cancels out the previous one.
Damian quote musicals every possible time, which lead to Janis and Cady quoting musicals; which lead to Regina and Aaron quoting musicals; which lead to Karen and Gretchen quoting musicals.
None of them, except Damian, knows where the hell what they are saying come from.