The new era of religion

Bagelism is the revolution in religion.

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Bagels are love. Bagels are life.

Our Lord and Saviour Bagel

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Bagelism is the best religion. Applying the principles of “You are what you eat”, everyone that ingests a Bagel is a Bagel. And since Bagel is God, everyone is God. In effect, we must respect each other and love each other.

Bagel also satisfies hunger. And has different flavors you can choose...

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A fellow member of the Bagelism community speaks.

[bagelism]

Welcome to today's lesson. We all know that Bagels are wonderful, regardless of their flavor. Treat people the same. Everyone is wonderful, no matter where they come from. Just remember, people are not for eating. 

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Welcome to the new world. Welcome to Bagelism.