alice price

the earth a memorial park, a merry-go-round cemetery

[bakelite-official]

under new FCC regulations all registered domains must have a /berrycare page

[angelicguy]

they tell you every day that college is scary/majoring in seinfeld minor in jerry

[bakelite-official]

opening men's clothing outlet 'the foppish douche'

[bakelite-official]

dude i saw your sticker on the back of a stop sign and I had to dm you. you seem soooooo fucking funny

[audioexorcisms]

[bakelite-official]

every bar in nashville has a sign like this

[bakelite-official]

in my utopia every new pair of shoes comes with a cyanide capsule in case getting out there with a new style for yourself doesn't work out

[bakelite-official]

this is the manager speaking: everyone in the office hang up the phones stop what you are doing and find the nearest window--someone with a nontraditional lifestyle is limping up the sidewalk outside.

[bakelite-official]

just uncovered secret documents that reveal US troops are launching disks from their wrists in combat zones

[torrel]

my greyhound doing a backwards longjump into the secret chambers

[torrel]

great uncle always has to drink the spitoon before prayer

[inprnt]

“Self-aware” by Sergio Vallés on INPRNT

[bakelite-official]

everybody got a friend named tim they'd play smash bros with on a weeknight

[bakelite-official]

Floyd the Barber community alive and strong

[bakelite-official]

it's important to recognize there were no characters named 'the ziffles' in this show

[bakelite-official]

major shortcoming of the 1979 Book of Common Prayer is that it doesn't have a prayer for when you have to kill a bunch of ants

[bakelite-official]

mario I saw the commercial on public access again

the one about the lead-lined pipes all over

mario you've been warping those pipes forever and i really think you should make an appointment

yeah they're probably going to do a blood test, the kind that hurts

please promise you'll call tomorrow mario 

okay thank you mario 

i love you too mario

[unteriors]

S Green Clover Road, Draper, Utah.

[bakelite-official]

getting desperate