alice price

pray for a true peace in space

[bakelite-official]

just uncovered secret documents that reveal US troops are launching disks from their wrists in combat zones

[torrel]

my greyhound doing a backwards longjump into the secret chambers

[torrel]

great uncle always has to drink the spitoon before prayer

[inprnt]

“Self-aware” by Sergio Vallés on INPRNT

[bakelite-official]

everybody got a friend named tim they'd play smash bros with on a weeknight

[bakelite-official]

Floyd the Barber community alive and strong

[bakelite-official]

it's important to recognize there were no characters named 'the ziffles' in this show

[bakelite-official]

major shortcoming of the 1979 Book of Common Prayer is that it doesn't have a prayer for when you have to kill a bunch of ants

[bakelite-official]

mario I saw the commercial on public access again

the one about the lead-lined pipes all over

mario you've been warping those pipes forever and i really think you should make an appointment

yeah they're probably going to do a blood test, the kind that hurts

please promise you'll call tomorrow mario 

okay thank you mario 

i love you too mario

[unteriors]

S Green Clover Road, Draper, Utah.

[bakelite-official]

getting desperate

[bakelite-official]

at the end of some winding corridor past unlicensed dentists and junk dealers im in the dim opium den where the starless sky can be seen through a single skylight past dozens of floors and hanging laundry. i'm standing with a whiteboard and the whiteboard has a number on it. every couple of minitues I make the number bigger. the shapeless figures in the room give rapturous approval

[bakelite-official]

i really like that when sitting next to the internet router sometimes it makes just the slightest hiss or whine. a living animal

[bakelite-official]

We now return to Chronic Pain News at 9. Channel 13 WNYT Albany

[bakelite-official]

f. butt shitsgerald

[bakelite-official]

always humbled by the grace with which people navigate the grocery store with the giant party pizzas they just picked up. id be screaming and screaming

[sport-news-daily]

shortly after the death of john madden in 2021 and a series of secret speeches given at the highest level of the NFL a process of demaddenification began across all of northern america

[bakelite-official]

at airports they just call it music