âLook Iâm not saying I actually punched this woman, Iâm just saying that I wanted to. She was bat shit crazy so she should consider herself lucky.â
âWhat did she do that made her so crazy?â

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@bakingolivertwist
âLook Iâm not saying I actually punched this woman, Iâm just saying that I wanted to. She was bat shit crazy so she should consider herself lucky.â
âWhat did she do that made her so crazy?â
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âThatâs true talent though, baking is hard work. I can cook decently, but put me in front of some baking ingredients Iâm totally lost,â he admitted. âSo, you could make like a chocolate cake with thin layers of chocolate pudding in between?!â
âI like both, but I definitely prefer baking.â Oliver considered for a moment, feeling to awkward to say no or to ask for payment from the other for the cake if he made it so he agreed instead and tried to push his thoughts aside. âGanache or chocolate buttercream would be better, in my opinion, but if you really want chocolate pudding, that could be arranged.â
âOf course it is, but not a money maker. Well, first of all we arenât talking about monetary money. Second of all - Iâve been paid before, so. Accidental prostitution is a real thing bro.â
âHow do you accidentally accept payment from someone?â he asked curiously. There werenât many times that someone had offered Oliver money that wasnât on a paycheck, but heâd never been able to accept it, too embarrassed to admit that he was barely staying afloat most of the time. Heâd always tried to save money but eventually things got bad for him and he went to get another tattoo instead of doing something else and dried up the meager savings.
âIf worst comes to worst we run, okay?â she said with a small laugh. The song played on as the two of them swayed back and forth. âItâs really good! Iâm having so much fun. What about you? Are you warming up to the event?â
âI have an unfair advantage if it comes to running,â he said with a laugh, gesturing to the floor. âIâm not wearing heels.â Oliver shrugged slightly in response to her question. âI should have saved my money, honestly. Itâs not as terrible as it could be, but itâs not great either. Too many people.â He was more honest with Kennedy than most people, never having felt like she was judging him. Besides, they worked together often enough that she knew most of his issues anyway.
Kennedy had already danced several times tonight but wasnât opposed to one more  song on the dance floor. The beat was mid-tempo giving the pair the option to just sway back and forth. âI can almost guarantee Rhett wonât beat you up,â she laughed as she put her hands on his shoulders.
Oliver put his hands high on her waist, glad for her company. âItâs the almost that Iâm worried about,â he said with a laugh, not really meaning it. He trusted that she was sure of it. âHow has your evening been so far?â
âI could definitely go for one of those right now,â Matthew stated, a small sigh escaping him at the thought. âOh! Iâve been to that cupcake place, are you the magic baker behind those?â he began, âWhat are tortes?â
âOne of the bakers, yeah. Thereâs another girl that I work with and we each do about half, really,â he explained. âA torte is a cake with a lot of thin layers with filling of some sort between them. Theyâre tedious but the end result is always worth it.â
âI donât have baking skills. I make grilled cheese and french toast. I think my ass rivals my face for the moneymaker - my dick is the closer.â
âGrilled cheese is an essential skill, though. I doubt any of those are actually a moneymaker by any version of the definition.â
âIs there normally not a big turn out at these sorts of things? Are these sorts of things held on a regular basis or is this more once in a blue moon sort of thing?â Elizabeth asked, glancing over at the male. âSorry for all the questions.â She apologized, chewing on the inside of her cheek.Â
âIâve heard of a few of them, but Iâve never been to one before. Iâm really not even sure why I came to this one,â he admitted to her, though really he suspected that it was because he was more than a bit lonely. âWhat brings you to Rockford?â
âYou know, youâre about the third person to suggest those, Iâm gonna have to get me some, just to make sure Iâm not missing out,â Matt explained. âPastries? Aw man, now let me hear about some of those. Do you make those turnover things? Those are my weakness. Especially if thereâs that little icing drizzle on the top.â
Oliver smiled slightly at his comment. âYeah, I can make those,â he said with a nod. âI work at a place that specializes in cupcakes right now, though, so I donât make them often. I think my favorite, though, is tortes.â
âOf course, I would!â she told him. âI doubt Rhett weâll mind, even if he did I wouldnât care.â
Oliver smiled at her, offering her his hand. He immediately had no idea what he was doing, but at the same time figured it couldnât be that hard. âAs long as I wonât get beat up,â he joked as they headed for the dance floor.
Elizabeth laughed a little at his question. âQuite the opposite, actually. Iâm used to this sort of thing, but Iâm also used to knowing everyone in attendance, which makes avoiding awkward wall flowering easier.â She explained. âJust a little bit of new kid syndrome, I suppose. Itâs a nice event though. Iâm pleasantly surprised.â
Oliver nodded as he listened to her. âWell that makes sense,â he said, glancing around the room before nodding again. âItâs pretty nice, yeah. More people than I was expecting.â He hadnât known why he had thought there wouldnât be many people but, for whatever reason, he had and had been surprised to see as many as their were.
âWhat do you suggest?â Matt questioned with a tilt of his head as the man continued to explain. âOh yeah? Do you have a specialty dish?â
âThe shrimp puffs were really good,â he told him. âMostly Iâd be considered a pastry chef and I work at a bakery. Iâm not sure I have a specialty when it comes to entrees and canapes.â
Matt laughed lightly, âWell, have you given anything else here a go? I might just be too biased on the quiche to really have a fair opinion about the quiche void.â
Oliver shook his head. âJust a few things,â he told him. âIâm not too hungry, really. Plus I prefer my own cooking for the most part.â
âLike I said you donât know it is until you try it,â Matt replied, watching the man cautiously as he took his bite, âIs there a verdict?â
Oliver took a moment to taste the quiche, gathering his thoughts about it. âItâs pretty good, but  I still donât think quiche void is a thing.â
âYou clearly havenât tried them then. Youâd understand if you had one, one or two just wonât fill the quiche void you didnât know you had.â
âI donât think a quiche void is a thing,â Oliver said, picking one up and taking a small bite anyway.