Anushka

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[only-tiktoks]

[annullo13]

Okay this is so unbelievably cute 😍

[wickedwonderlandd]

I want this so bad 😭

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Me at the beginning: 90 seconds! What is that? Two books maybs? Hardly a 'spree'

Me halfway through: oh, oh that time limit was very necessary

[polygonfighter]

Husband enrichment

[overfalls]

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

[owlbearcounter]

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

[ranetree]

ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

[tassiekitty]

BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE

BREATH - THE NOUN FORM

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY

WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)

[fairywails]

DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN

[melancholicmarionette]

WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)

WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING

[proletariatbitch]

BAWL- TO SOB/CRY

BALL- A FUCKING BALL

YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT

[soggywarmpockets]

AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.

THANK YOU.

[everylineeverystory]

*slams reblog*

[leonawriter]

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

[penbrydd]

SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE

IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.

[maverlok]

[celynbrum]

DISCRETE - SEPARATE, DISTINCT, PARTED

DISCREET - SUBTLE, STEALTHY, DIPLOMATIC

[othercat2]

BORN= existing as a result of birth

BORNE= carried or transported by

[typesetjez]

LIGHTENING = to make something less dark in color or to lessen its weight

LIGHTNING = bright flash of light during electrical storms

[obervation-subject-753]

{This is quite helpful. Thank you Rebloggers.}

[ask-the-dancingdreamer-archive]

((adm: I just want to add-

Loose- untight

Lose- opposite of winning))

[ask-the-awesome]

((ALSO: A fun trick -  Affect = Action  Effect = End Result ))

[ed-edward-blackbeard]

There = In that place

Their = belonging to them

can’t = a contraction for cannot

cant = a tilt or lean at an angle, usually to accommodate accessibility

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Me thinking that this is child’s play and that I know it all already:

Me realising there are some things I didn’t already know:

[inthememetime]

TO- GOING ONE PLACE TOWARDS ANOTHER

TWO- 2, A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 3

TOO- A DESCRIPTIVE WORD, THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD, THE SHIRT IS TOO LOOSE.

[the-haiku-bot]

TOO- A DESCRIPTIVE

WORD, THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD,

THE SHIRT IS TOO LOOSE.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[amateur]

[a-mayan-joy-has-nuts]

Leave him? 😆

[victorious]

Me because that shirt is rad:

[the-big-mood]

This shirt made me laugh more than it should have!

I got mine from HERE

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Yep, dump him. That shirt is hilarious.

[boring-anime-fan-deactivated202]

Your boyfriend is a cat of course he wouldn't understand a shirt

[nastywizard]

mountain dew malice 

[oniongarlic]

in my mountain dew chalice

[nastywizard]

sipping like a king in my mountain dew palace

[zackisontumblr]

under the mountain dew sky aurora borealis

[toastbutteregg]

you can never have too much cheese

[theehorsepusssy]

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

would it krill you to have a little shrimpathy?

[cryptotheism]

A story in four parts:

Yeah turns out that pizza box? Well turns out the Romanian police were waiting to raid Tates apartment, but they needed proof that he was in the country. That's a pizza brand unique to Romania.

[cryptotheism]

Imagine getting dunked on so hard you get raided on suspicion of human trafficking.

[cryptotheism]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

[irenrose]

people have muscles behind their head that have the sole purpose to move the ears and it is complete evolutionary luck at this point if they work or not

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh I HATE this

you mean to tell me I’ve got an entire goddamn muscle group just sitting there FREELOADING???

[delphinidin4]

I can’t wiggle my ears, but I CAN do that thing when you flex a muscle inside your ear and you can HEAR it flexing, like a rumbling sound. Looked it up, and apparently it’s the “tensor tympani”. muscle! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tensor_tympani_muscle#Voluntary_control I always kind of figured it was the muscle partially closing the ear canal, but apparently tensing your muscles makes a noise that’s 10-70 Hz!

[ether-chosen]

Okay the fact we had this implies there was a PURPOSE to.having it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

to reach our final evolutionary form of course!

[maj0rmin3r1]

Gaud you are a coward for hiding this in the tags

[spookymanners]

Gaud were you going to tell anyone that that’s the wikipedia mascot

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

;)

[anagramofbrat]

This was a RIDE.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

her name is

Catgirl Wikipe-tan

[radiofreederry]

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[noahnomore]

[deejay]

[catchymemes]

[snowywarmthkuya]

ignore the fucked up emoji please

[yonah]

I'm sorry but the fucked up emoji is really hard to ignore

[beardedmrbean]

Dude save some for us homely guys

[bigwordsandsharpedges2]

this guy is a better clown than any actual clown

[mezmer-deactivated20230419]

average white man from detroit

[delphinidin4]