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@balbasor
I’ll know I’ve made it when I can buy lunch ables for a meal every day
The kids who prefered the bruised parts of the banana are serial killers now
Me when I first joined tumblr: so... where are the fandoms... 🤔
I asked this guy if he knew what Tom Houston’s was and he said “isn’t that the guy who wrote the series of unfortunate events”
I posted this at like 1 in the morning and I meant to say Tim Hourton’s.
I asked this guy if he knew what Tom Houston’s was and he said “isn’t that the guy who wrote the series of unfortunate events”
When you’re walking towards someone in a hallways and u both step to go around each other in the same way then step the other way at the same time too and suddenly you’re playing basketball with each other
It’s... it’s a cashew
Me: *doesnt have anything due, nothing wrong, nothing coming up*
My brain: *sadness*
Patient: Doc am I going to be ok?
Me: depends
Patient: on what?
Me: if you live
Like be manga
(Read this backwards)
I literally read this as
me: okay sir yes sir
my cat: lamonade
If u had a room in ur house that u put mushrooms in it u could call it ur mush-room
Can’t say goopiness without saying goo penis
Why does YouTube keep your dislikes videos? Like? Am I gunna wanna go back and watch them again??
CloTheS arE huMan peEls the sAme aS bAnAna peAls aRe cLOthEs to bAnaNAs
What if when we’re awake we’re really dreaming and when we’re dreaming we’re really awake
Source(http://vm.tiktok.com/dD3DEx/)
2 completely different conversations, ending in the exact same way