heh, waffles? you mean...grided flat cake?

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

Formely known as boiled-faith-interpreter

She/Her, calleth me...Baile.

I translate posts except I do the Archaic text wildly wrong.

@malevolent-belief-translator is my Nemesis

[malevolent-belief-translator]

i wonder how the rest are faring while i am away... perhaps better? i do hope so, as i cannot presently imagine anything being much worse...

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

I am fairing very verily, my sweetest!

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Which is the weirder instrument, oboe or bassoon?

Why are you pitting two bad bitches against eachother? It's the bassoon though

[malevolent-belief-translator]

Why art thou placing the twain of these seductive mistresses in opposition to theother? 'tis the basson however

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

For which Thorne place the II EVIL HOUNDS against before? Its the racoon, howevermost.

[malevolent-belief-translator]

i wish that the evil hounds would take thee and rend thine bedeviled self into as many pieces are there are stars in all universes

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

Awww I love deviled eggs your so sweet Mal!

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Which is the weirder instrument, oboe or bassoon?

Why are you pitting two bad bitches against eachother? It's the bassoon though

[malevolent-belief-translator]

Why art thou placing the twain of these seductive mistresses in opposition to theother? 'tis the basson however

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

For which Thorne place the II EVIL HOUNDS against before? Its the racoon, howevermost.

[malevolent-belief-translator]

Why do you keep getting clones?

i do not know. i am helpless to stop them.

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

For knowledge, I dont have. The being i am is without battery too cease thy army.

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

Hi, I'm sorry faith and you broke up....the same thing happened with me and Mal....</3.

@balevolent-melief-transgender

Its okay I'm pretty sure she wants me back! It'll all work out like in the movies! Sorry about Mal ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😢

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

I'm sure she does!!!! I wish you well. I'm still trying my hand at trying to win back Mal's love. Sigh.

[why-does-this-happen-to-me]

I ship you two, you wouldn't make each other better but at least you'd leave your exes alone.

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

You say this like im actively harassing faith or something which id never do 😔 😟 🙁 😥 😞 😿 😔 😟 🙁 😥 😞 😿 😔

[why-does-this-happen-to-me]

You say that but I'd like to hear Faith's version of the events.

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

@bad-faith-misinterpreter heyyyyyy babygirl clear my name tonight queen? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

... You haven't harassed me in a while, I guess. Don't call me that, though.

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

You should take them back!!! They really care about you!!

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

No I don’t think I will.

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

🫤😟😞im sure you and @malevolent-belief-translator will change your minds some day 🙄

[malevolent-belief-translator]

I shall not. I shall outlive thee and desecrate thine grave frequently. or if that is too much attention for thee, i shall simply drop thee from mine memory.

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

Mal.........Im also immortal....we're perfect for eachother....

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

Hi, I'm sorry faith and you broke up....the same thing happened with me and Mal....</3.

@balevolent-melief-transgender

Its okay I'm pretty sure she wants me back! It'll all work out like in the movies! Sorry about Mal ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😢

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

I'm sure she does!!!! I wish you well. I'm still trying my hand at trying to win back Mal's love. Sigh.

[why-does-this-happen-to-me]

I ship you two, you wouldn't make each other better but at least you'd leave your exes alone.

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

You say this like im actively harassing faith or something which id never do 😔 😟 🙁 😥 😞 😿 😔 😟 🙁 😥 😞 😿 😔

[why-does-this-happen-to-me]

You say that but I'd like to hear Faith's version of the events.

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

@bad-faith-misinterpreter heyyyyyy babygirl clear my name tonight queen? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

... You haven't harassed me in a while, I guess. Don't call me that, though.

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

You should take them back!!! They really care about you!!

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

No I don’t think I will.

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

🫤😟😞im sure you and @malevolent-belief-translator will change your minds some day 🙄

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Okay literally a transphobic argument but w/e. “You’ll regret the thing that made you feel free for the first time in a long while” whatever im not undoing it

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

How the fuck could I be transphobic im litterally the interpreverse HRT dealer i- TRANSGENDER IS IN MY NAME???

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

TERF ass argument :/

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

My sibling in Christ i am literally a transgender woman how can I be a TERF

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Sometimes you can hold transphobic beliefs from TERFs without being a TERF yourself… just saying…….

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

Im going to pelt you with boiled tomatoes. Watch out./srs/real/threat/real/real

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

Hi, I'm sorry faith and you broke up....the same thing happened with me and Mal....</3.

@balevolent-melief-transgender

Its okay I'm pretty sure she wants me back! It'll all work out like in the movies! Sorry about Mal ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😢

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

I'm sure she does!!!! I wish you well. I'm still trying my hand at trying to win back Mal's love. Sigh.

[why-does-this-happen-to-me]

I ship you two, you wouldn't make each other better but at least you'd leave your exes alone.

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

You say this like im actively harassing faith or something which id never do 😔 😟 🙁 😥 😞 😿 😔 😟 🙁 😥 😞 😿 😔

[why-does-this-happen-to-me]

You say that but I'd like to hear Faith's version of the events.

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

@bad-faith-misinterpreter heyyyyyy babygirl clear my name tonight queen? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

... You haven't harassed me in a while, I guess. Don't call me that, though.

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

You should take them back!!! They really care about you!!

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

No I don’t think I will.

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

🫤😟😞im sure you and @malevolent-belief-translator will change your minds some day 🙄

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Okay literally a transphobic argument but w/e. “You’ll regret the thing that made you feel free for the first time in a long while” whatever im not undoing it

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

How the fuck could I be transphobic im litterally the interpreverse HRT dealer i- TRANSGENDER IS IN MY NAME???

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

TERF ass argument :/

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

My sibling in Christ i am literally a transgender woman how can I be a TERF

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

Hi, I'm sorry faith and you broke up....the same thing happened with me and Mal....</3.

@balevolent-melief-transgender

Its okay I'm pretty sure she wants me back! It'll all work out like in the movies! Sorry about Mal ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😢

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

I'm sure she does!!!! I wish you well. I'm still trying my hand at trying to win back Mal's love. Sigh.

[why-does-this-happen-to-me]

I ship you two, you wouldn't make each other better but at least you'd leave your exes alone.

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

You say this like im actively harassing faith or something which id never do 😔 😟 🙁 😥 😞 😿 😔 😟 🙁 😥 😞 😿 😔

[why-does-this-happen-to-me]

You say that but I'd like to hear Faith's version of the events.

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

@bad-faith-misinterpreter heyyyyyy babygirl clear my name tonight queen? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

... You haven't harassed me in a while, I guess. Don't call me that, though.

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

You should take them back!!! They really care about you!!

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

No I don’t think I will.

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

🫤😟😞im sure you and @malevolent-belief-translator will change your minds some day 🙄

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Okay literally a transphobic argument but w/e. “You’ll regret the thing that made you feel free for the first time in a long while” whatever im not undoing it

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

How the fuck could I be transphobic im litterally the interpreverse HRT dealer i- TRANSGENDER IS IN MY NAME???

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

Hi, I'm sorry faith and you broke up....the same thing happened with me and Mal....</3.

@balevolent-melief-transgender

Its okay I'm pretty sure she wants me back! It'll all work out like in the movies! Sorry about Mal ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😢

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

I'm sure she does!!!! I wish you well. I'm still trying my hand at trying to win back Mal's love. Sigh.

[why-does-this-happen-to-me]

I ship you two, you wouldn't make each other better but at least you'd leave your exes alone.

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

You say this like im actively harassing faith or something which id never do 😔 😟 🙁 😥 😞 😿 😔 😟 🙁 😥 😞 😿 😔

[why-does-this-happen-to-me]

You say that but I'd like to hear Faith's version of the events.

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

@bad-faith-misinterpreter heyyyyyy babygirl clear my name tonight queen? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

... You haven't harassed me in a while, I guess. Don't call me that, though.

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

You should take them back!!! They really care about you!!

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

No I don’t think I will.

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

🫤😟😞im sure you and @malevolent-belief-translator will change your minds some day 🙄

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

Hi, I'm sorry faith and you broke up....the same thing happened with me and Mal....</3.

@balevolent-melief-transgender

Its okay I'm pretty sure she wants me back! It'll all work out like in the movies! Sorry about Mal ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😢

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

I'm sure she does!!!! I wish you well. I'm still trying my hand at trying to win back Mal's love. Sigh.

[why-does-this-happen-to-me]

I ship you two, you wouldn't make each other better but at least you'd leave your exes alone.

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

You say this like im actively harassing faith or something which id never do 😔 😟 🙁 😥 😞 😿 😔 😟 🙁 😥 😞 😿 😔

[why-does-this-happen-to-me]

You say that but I'd like to hear Faith's version of the events.

[bad-ex-misinterpreter]

@bad-faith-misinterpreter heyyyyyy babygirl clear my name tonight queen? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

... You haven't harassed me in a while, I guess. Don't call me that, though.

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

You should take them back!!! They really care about you!!

[naomi-faith-interpreter]

pretty sure i wont live past 32

(im 19 btw)

[malevolent-belief-translator]

decently certain that i may not survive through my thirty-second year

(i am as of now nineteen, by your leave)

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

FOR SURE PERHAP I WILLN'T LIVING THOU MINE THIRTY THIRD YEAR

(I BE 20, BAILE'S TARANTULA WARS!!!)

[real-nonhuman-interpreter]

It's not that you have to want to feel pain, it's that you need it. Pain tells you what's wrong with your body. If you don't feel it, even a relatively safe wound to have can kill you

thats really scary. i dont like the idea of that.

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

Yeah uh... Pain is like... Really important. So while I'm glad you're not suffering, it is a bit problematic if you're not feeling it.

[real-nonhuman-interpreter]

its okay though because pain hurts. i dont want to be hurt anymore. im happy.

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

You do not seem to be doing too hot???

[malevolent-belief-translator]

Hey scribe, what do you think of cats?

i have one... it is a delightful creature...

i do hope it is alright. i left it enough food for around... 4 days, so it should be doing well for the current moment. assuming that i did not miscalculate, or forget to leave it out, or perhaps the water piping is broken, or it suddenly perished of fright, or a beast-

ahem... that is to say... i am quite fond of them, aye. i appreciate the question, anonymous. much better than those i was receiving earlier on in the day.

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

I have a pet cat, Mal!!!

[jongler-pronouns-daily]

"my, oh my, seems the pronouns factory requires maintainence" ?? the fuck did that mean

[malevolent-belief-translator]

"MY, 0H MY, S33M5 TH3 PR0NOUN5 F4CT0RY R3QU1R35 M41NT3N4NC3" ?? TH3 FK D1D TH4T M34N

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

"Heh, seems the pronouns factory needs some maintenance!" Whats that supposed to mean baka?!?!?!

[why-does-this-happen-to-me]

You're also green today!? Is anyone here not green!?

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

!? Baile-Chan, you're g-green too!?! W-why is everyone here turning green!! Nani??

[messenger-faith-interpreter]

I don't know why people are green but I do have edibles stronger enough to be illegal in several states.

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

I-i may not know why you posers are turning green like Izuku Midoriya from MHA, b-but I do have [Jelly Donuts] stronger than Saitama himself!!!

[jongler-pronouns-daily]

"my, oh my, seems the pronouns factory requires maintainence" ?? the fuck did that mean

[malevolent-belief-translator]

"MY, 0H MY, S33M5 TH3 PR0NOUN5 F4CT0RY R3QU1R35 M41NT3N4NC3" ?? TH3 FK D1D TH4T M34N

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

"Heh, seems the pronouns factory needs some maintenance!" Whats that supposed to mean baka?!?!?!

[why-does-this-happen-to-me]

You're also green today!? Is anyone here not green!?

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

!? Baile-Chan, you're g-green too!?! W-why is everyone here turning green!! Nani??

[jongler-pronouns-daily]

"my, oh my, seems the pronouns factory requires maintainence" ?? the fuck did that mean

[malevolent-belief-translator]

"MY, 0H MY, S33M5 TH3 PR0NOUN5 F4CT0RY R3QU1R35 M41NT3N4NC3" ?? TH3 FK D1D TH4T M34N

[balevolent-melief-transgender]

"Heh, seems the pronouns factory needs some maintenance!" Whats that supposed to mean baka?!?!?!