Ball Hard Boulevard

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In Moneyball, Brad Pitt wears either a silver and blue Reebok track top or a silver and blue Rawlings track top. Someone needs to tell him constantly wearing the same thing is only cool if it's black. #UnsolicitedAdvice

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Hardest part od Assassin's Creed is figuring out how Future Desmond's hood is shaped. #DartRotation

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Representation is NOT when the moderates join forces with the oppressors. The REAL colors of Benetton are always going to be marginalized as long as the colonialist fiction of a "United: Colors of Benetton is allowed to exist. Support the Benettonian Democratic People's Revolutionary Front for real change. They were doing a Kickstarter but had to cancel because Kickstarter won't let the BDPRF's use of child soldiers go even though they're probably adults by now.

I heard they're going to try IndieGoGo instead.

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This street is so street it's made of tiny little streets.

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Tote Dysphoria

I'm watching the first season of the Simpsons. Lisa used to keep her saxophone in a banjo case.

#DopeAccessories

Except for the helmet. Safety is in no way dope.

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Listen to Me. I am Important like the Commonwealth Games

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Ballhardboulevard had this story first. Handball is the new sport of the streets. Not any of this new seven-a-side crap. Full on #oldSKOOL Frisian.

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Correction to the Last Post

The blue thing suffers from internalized beige.

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The United Colors of Benetton are all beige. That why I support the Benetton Peoples Revolutionary Freedom Army. And if the CIA is reading this post, the do accept donations in under-the-table arms sales or PayPal.

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Virgin Acrylic is #theNEWluxury. Artisan petrochemicals crafted in small batches. Never touched by human hands, and not just because it was toxic.

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So much existential torment and he's not even wearing a sweater.

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The New Starbucks

Just walked from a Zara to a Zara. Too bad it wasn't long enough that I burnt enough calories to fit in the clothes.

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3 in 5 joggers sold in the United States are physically unsafe to jog in.

Signal Boost this or you're a bad person

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Just so you know, my name, Tuberculosis Swazle, is mysterious in origin, so it would be very polite if you were to wonder what it meant.

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Fight the Real Evil

Lost is the discussion of how tight Uruguay's jerseys are in one indisputable fact: that ink was mad not compatible with that mesh.

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Tragedy Averted

I was almost fresh 2 death today. Luckily I was just wearing a sweatshirt. I'd be dead if I had a crewneck on.

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Sorry I haven't posted much recently. I've been becoming a virtual fashion icon as well as reality fashion icon. They call me Anna Karenina