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WHATS UP TUM TUM TUM TUM TUM TUM TUM TUMBLRRRR 👊

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GTFO OFF🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[immadcheeky]

It is my dog

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I’ve met this fellow in real life. Sweet as grandmas cookies ^_^

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What is your favourite slime cracking asmr? Like wax or nail polish or plaster or wtvr??? Im expecting specific answers (also asking our other buddies this)

i like nail polish the most and i like wax too but nail polish is my fav, i DONT like plaster🙅 And i specifically like when they do wax cracking in the chocolate shaped molds and nail polish apples

[balongna]

What is your favorite bird

chickadee!!!!!! they are always outside my house just chirp chirp chirping away but i like it, its comforting and they are cutemaxxing

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At the end of the day, I am just a gabe itch. Happy pride to all Gabes

[immadcheeky]

New Lingo Alert!

“I’m pitching a tent”

You say it when you like something and you don’t want to leave

If you really like a crow you can say “this view is so pretty, I’m pitching a tent!”

Like you are going to put a tent there so you can stay forever

“Your story is so good, it makes me want to pitch a tent” means you want to listen to the story for a long time and you just want to stay there.

[iviscalculating]

Certified freak 7 days a week, certified slang 7 days we bang.

Let that sink in.

[immadcheeky]

Pitching a tent is new certified slang!

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My friends life goal is to create new slang, say youre pitching a tent whenever you can!! and NO It doesnt mean #boner… we’re rebranding

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UR NOT THE UNDERATED FEISND DO NOT PLAY

Ik ur EXCITED in ur PANTs

Go AWAY.

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Manual breathing. Manual blinking

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5 posts!

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Do u like straight teeth?

When the orthodontist promises theyre gonna give me straight teeth!

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Why are you gay? Please get rid of it!!!!

I’m not sure who told you this, dont believe everything you👀see

[immadcheeky]

I don’t wanna die can I ask about your dream?

My dream I had I was in the forest with some random people and we were hatching eggs and they all cracked their eggs easily and they all had baby chicks come out but my egg would not crack

I tried harder to crack it and I finally did and instead was not a baby chick, it was a miniature Shauna Shipman from Yellowjacket sleeping In the egg

I knew I could not let anyone see that I did not have a chick and instead I had a little Shauna shipman so I hid my egg from them, but they all thought it was because I actually killed my chick

They kicked me out on the group and it was me and little Shauna Shipman against the world

Then there was a camper on the highway and inside was me as a Sanrio bunny and I was talking to myself as a Sanrio bunny with my egg in n my arms with little sleeping Shauna Shipman fast asleep inside in my arms

[notlily69]

Umm hello WORLD!!! I’m new #baby

[iviscalculating]

HIIIII !

I’m sure I’ll change this intro one billion times but I’m making it anywayyyyy

Welcome to my blog… idk what I’ll post but it will be here 😸😸

Idk what else to put

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Here’s my straw page… semi under construction so adventure a your own risk…

SEE YOU L8TR!!!