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Lesbian culture is looking away when the lady in movies is in a bra or swimsuit or averting your eyes when you walk past the lingerie store when you're with straighties

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Gay culture is my lesbian friend going to greet her crush and her crush trying to give her a hug but instead my lesbian friend panics and shakes her hand because she's too scared. And the worst part is, her crush is planning to ask her out but I'm afraid my lesbian friend will panic and start talking about how she thinks sea sponges are more intelligent than we think

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Every time I get upset cause a drawing isn't working out, I just stop and think for a second about how proud little 5-year-old me would be if she could see my art, no matter how bad the present-me thinks it looks. And it just makes me smile enough because I know I would have been soooo excited to see what it looks like finished and it just inspires me to keep drawing regardless of my insecurities :)

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OMG guys. Okay, so my name is Magnolia but for some weird reason this girl at my school has been calling me "Mongolia" for the past two years. Since I like to mess with people, I've been writing my name on papers and referring to myself as "Mongolia" for the past week and both my friends and teachers have yet to notice. And to make it worse, I'm going to start asking people to call me "Mango" for short just to really mess with them. Hmmmm what should I do next???

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CALLING ALL NOTE TAKERS!!!

Alright, here’s the deal mother-truckers: It’s getting to be halfway through the semester, and if we’re all being honest we could use some help. There are a ton of pen brands making these, but if you don’t already have one, buy one. Heck, why not stop there? Buy a shit-ton of them. Here’s what they look like:

So, once you have one these are the best things you’ll find for easy notes. I color code my notes for the best possible way to retain information. There are 4 colors: Red, Blue, Green, and Black. FIrst things first, use red to underline key terms. Red brings the most important aspects to your attention first, so it’s best for scanning and/or looking for terms, cause I get it. Shit gets hard when everything is in black and you can’t find the word you’re looking for. Next, always use blue when writing definitions. It has been scientifically proven that writing in blue increases your chances of storing this information in your long-term memory. I use black for reasoning, because while it’s important to explain in notes, it’s more convenient to write it up in the way that our brains are more used to processing. Alright, last color is green. Green is used for examples and notes to self in the margins since green is a calming color and when you’re reading, your eyes are going to want to read the green last, so the examples are freshest in your mind. You’re probably wondering why we can’t just use multiple pens, but it is more convenient, cheaper, and more effective just to have one pen. And since it has 4 colors, it is also great for teachers and everyday people since it has more options and it brings a little more variety to the table. Plus, you can click it a lot :)

Buy this pen guys, take those notes. STUDY!!! It really helps. Mother-trucker out!

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CALLING ALL NOTE TAKERS!!!

Alright, here's the deal mother-truckers: It's getting to be halfway through the semester, and if we're all being honest we could use some help. There are a ton of pen brands making these, but if you don't already have one, buy one. Heck, why not stop there? Buy a shit-ton of them. Here's what they look like:

So, once you have one these are the best things you'll find for easy notes. I color code my notes for the best possible way to retain information. There are 4 colors: Red, Blue, Green, and Black. FIrst things first, use red to underline key terms. Red brings the most important aspects to your attention first, so it's best for scanning and/or looking for terms, cause I get it. Shit gets hard when everything is in black and you can't find the word you're looking for. Next, always use blue when writing definitions. It has been scientifically proven that writing in blue increases your chances of storing this information in your long-term memory. I use black for reasoning, because while it's important to explain in notes, it's more convenient to write it up in the way that our brains are more used to processing. Alright, last color is green. Green is used for examples and notes to self in the margins since green is a calming color and when you're reading, your eyes are going to want to read the green last, so the examples are freshest in your mind. You're probably wondering why we can't just use multiple pens, but it is more convenient, cheaper, and more effective just to have one pen. And since it has 4 colors, it is also great for teachers and everyday people since it has more options and it brings a little more variety to the table. Plus, you can click it a lot :)

Buy this pen guys, take those notes. STUDY!!! It really helps. Mother-trucker out!

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Random thoughts

If you take whole milk and divide it in half to get the cream, does that make half and half?

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Why are we even here? Are we even really alive?

Me as I look confusedly at the Walmart cashier at 2:00 am :/

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I hate it when dogs put in every bit of effort possible to look me in the eye as they do their business. It’s even worse when I’m just an innocent person walking by

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So, at school I had to interview a teacher about peer pressure and long story short, my teacher once spent a whole day crashing his car onto random people’s lawns for the thrill of it when he was in high school…. yeah….

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I’m so ready

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Shipp

Our school has a great art teacher. But every time I see him my gaydar goes off the charts and everyone else is getting it too. In the room across the hallway is the spanish teacher. and sometimes there’s a playful feud on who has the best taste in music. There is currently a 150 page long fanfic of this ship, and everyone talks about how gay it is. I SHIP it so hard

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We’re all dying

What if we’re all in a coma and this is just a lucid dream and our families are 3 seconds away from pulling the plug???? WELP

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How did we decide we like cats, and who decided to make them pets? Did someone see a cat hunting a mouse and think ‘Hey, I like this little guy. Let’s have it as a slave’? Or did they see a cat licking himself in the dirt and think ‘He is skilled. I will make him a people now and keep him for companionship’?

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I was on the bus today and , me being the person I am was just minding my business, when the little girl next to me tugs my sleeve. So I look at her kinda annoyed and she just says: “You’re a hoe” in the most ‘matter of fact’ voice ever before she moves seats. She looks 10?! Wth(what the heck)?!

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Walking at school with my friend:

Friend: Do I look Dutch?

Me: I don't know. What does a 'dutch' person look like?

Friend: Well they have blonde hair and blue teeth

Me: ....?

Friend: ..... nvm

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I was on the bus today and , me being the person I am was just minding my business, when the little girl next to me tugs my sleeve. So I look at her kinda annoyed and she just says: “You’re a hoe” in the most ‘matter of fact’ voice ever before she moves seats. She looks 10?! Wth(what the heck)?!