P-please don't hurt me...

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What, is it cuz ur afraid or the costumss

“No, it’s because I have yet to find a costume that fits me that doesn’t make me dysphoric. I might as well just make it my damn self.”

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Are you ready for halloween?

“Nope.”

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Holy crap woody, you can talk????

“Uhh, yeah? I just don’t like ro, most of the time.”

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How’s bfb my boiiiiii

(woody’s not in bfb in this blog! its in an au which i. kinda dont wanna explain lol)

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Do u like anyone x3

“Yes. Multiple people.”

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Hey woody how u doin

“I guess I’m alright?”

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I mean if you really dont wanna run this blog anymore thats fine but please dont delete it pretty please!!!! I really like the way you write and i use it as a ref (not talking about the nsfw ones lol)

(god please come off of anon so i can give u just the biggest virtual kisses and hugs because this literally just made my day no joke)(like im in a really rough patch right now but then BAM u come in here all happy and nice and AUGH please give me ur blog or Something so i can thank u personally)

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Hello

(once again, this is probably super fucking late im sorry)“Hello...?”

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Why do you dab

(this is probably really really really late im sorry!!!! fuck im bad at running blogs)“It makes me happy, that’s all!”

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Role play blogs have risen from the ded

(this isnt a roleplay blog anymore, and i highly doubt it ever will be again. sorry to disappoint!)

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ask questions my bois

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But she kicked you

"Doesn't really change much..."

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How do you feel about her now?

"I still have a crush on her... it's one of the few that haven't gone away over time."

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Is it possible that teardrop was one of them

"...yeah..."

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Uuuuuuuh its okay if you dont wanna answer this but uuuuuh did you ever have any previous boyfriends/girlfriends

“Well... I’ve had crushes, but I haven’t had a chance to get with any of them yet... one day, though!”

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Have you ever had an actual conversation with him that, you know, didn't involve punching or something?

“Yeah, I have... I mean, now that we’re all older and more mature and all that stuff, he’s actually learned to apologize! Woohoo, how wonderful for all of us! Really though, he’s actually grown to be a decent person nowadays.

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Do you hate blocky?

“I mean... I never hated him. I was just really, really scared of him. He... he reminded me of my stepdad...”